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What Has Science Done? Part 1

Sep 7th, 2012
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  1. >You are Marcus, the owner of the Townsburg Fluffy Petshop
  2. >About 4 weeks ago, your friend Anon brought in his runt Starsplash to breed with one of your mares
  3. >Snowberry, the mare he bred with, is about to have her babies
  4. "Snowbewwy haf take big poopies!"
  5. "Alright, girl...let's get you ready."
  6. >You grab a washcloth and towels and lay them in her cage
  7. >Within a few minutes, the first foal starts coming out
  8. "Let's see...female Pegasus...white coat, gold mane. Nice."
  9. "Babbehs! Snowbewwy be good mummeh!"
  10. "Yeah...just till these little fellas get adopted."
  11. >You deliver 3 more foals with little trouble
  12. >All are Pegasi
  13. >2 males, one female
  14. >The males have gold coats and white and pink manes
  15. >The female has a pink coat and a gold mane
  16. >All in all they'll sell like hotcakes
  17. "Alright, just one more to go."
  18. "Wuv babbehs!"
  19. >The last one begins coming out
  20. "Huh...a Unicorn? Guess you must have some recessive OH MY GOD!"
  21. >As the last foal comes out, you are fucking shocked
  22. >It has a brilliant white coat with a dazzling golden mane
  23. >It's the best looking fluffy you've ever seen
  24. >But that's not what shocks you
  25. >It's the wings
  26. >You've managed to breed a fluffy Alicorn
  27. "Holy shit...this happens like...one in a million births..."
  28. "Dummeh babbeh! Nu wan!"
  29. "Oh goddammit...that's just perfect..."
  30. >You clean the foal with the washcloth and feed it some formula from your store
  31. >You check and discover that the fluffy is a female
  32. >You think you're going to keep this one
  33. >Once you get Snowberry situated with her new foals and feed the Alicorn, you call Anon
  34. "Anon...you busy? Good. You gotta see this. Hell yeah you can bring Starsplash...Yeah I think it'd be great if he relieves that stress here from now on."
  35. >A little while later, Anon arrives
  36. "Hey, Marcus. What was it you called f-OH MY GOD!"
  37. "I know, right?"
  38. "Dude...how the hell did you do that? That only happens out of like..."
  39. "Every million births, yeah I know. I think I know how this happened."
  40. "How?"
  41. "Remember when you brought Starsplash in to breed with Snowberry?"
  42. "You don't think..."
  43. "Yes. I do. I think Starsplash might carry the Alicorn gene."
  44. "That's...that's amazing! You hear that, Starsplash? You gave the best special huggies ever!"
  45. "Stawspwas wuv gif speshuw huggies! Gif best speshuw huggies evah!"
  46. >You explain to Anon that you'd like it if he brought Starsplash in whenever he builds up too much testosterone
  47. "I'll even pay you for it, Anon. Even if no Alicorns are born. But if I'm right, once I've managed to breed enough, business will skyrocket."
  48. "And me and Starsplash will have made history, huh?"
  49. "Oh yeah...hell I'll cut you in on it. You have any idea what an Alicorn goes for?"
  50. "A fuck ton."
  51. "More like a metric fuck ton."
  52. >You both realize that you've just begun to fill an Olympic-sized money pool
  53. >And it's only going to get better
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