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- >You are Marcus, the owner of the Townsburg Fluffy Petshop
- >About 4 weeks ago, your friend Anon brought in his runt Starsplash to breed with one of your mares
- >Snowberry, the mare he bred with, is about to have her babies
- "Snowbewwy haf take big poopies!"
- "Alright, girl...let's get you ready."
- >You grab a washcloth and towels and lay them in her cage
- >Within a few minutes, the first foal starts coming out
- "Let's see...female Pegasus...white coat, gold mane. Nice."
- "Babbehs! Snowbewwy be good mummeh!"
- "Yeah...just till these little fellas get adopted."
- >You deliver 3 more foals with little trouble
- >All are Pegasi
- >2 males, one female
- >The males have gold coats and white and pink manes
- >The female has a pink coat and a gold mane
- >All in all they'll sell like hotcakes
- "Alright, just one more to go."
- "Wuv babbehs!"
- >The last one begins coming out
- "Huh...a Unicorn? Guess you must have some recessive OH MY GOD!"
- >As the last foal comes out, you are fucking shocked
- >It has a brilliant white coat with a dazzling golden mane
- >It's the best looking fluffy you've ever seen
- >But that's not what shocks you
- >It's the wings
- >You've managed to breed a fluffy Alicorn
- "Holy shit...this happens like...one in a million births..."
- "Dummeh babbeh! Nu wan!"
- "Oh goddammit...that's just perfect..."
- >You clean the foal with the washcloth and feed it some formula from your store
- >You check and discover that the fluffy is a female
- >You think you're going to keep this one
- >Once you get Snowberry situated with her new foals and feed the Alicorn, you call Anon
- "Anon...you busy? Good. You gotta see this. Hell yeah you can bring Starsplash...Yeah I think it'd be great if he relieves that stress here from now on."
- >A little while later, Anon arrives
- "Hey, Marcus. What was it you called f-OH MY GOD!"
- "I know, right?"
- "Dude...how the hell did you do that? That only happens out of like..."
- "Every million births, yeah I know. I think I know how this happened."
- "How?"
- "Remember when you brought Starsplash in to breed with Snowberry?"
- "You don't think..."
- "Yes. I do. I think Starsplash might carry the Alicorn gene."
- "That's...that's amazing! You hear that, Starsplash? You gave the best special huggies ever!"
- "Stawspwas wuv gif speshuw huggies! Gif best speshuw huggies evah!"
- >You explain to Anon that you'd like it if he brought Starsplash in whenever he builds up too much testosterone
- "I'll even pay you for it, Anon. Even if no Alicorns are born. But if I'm right, once I've managed to breed enough, business will skyrocket."
- "And me and Starsplash will have made history, huh?"
- "Oh yeah...hell I'll cut you in on it. You have any idea what an Alicorn goes for?"
- "A fuck ton."
- "More like a metric fuck ton."
- >You both realize that you've just begun to fill an Olympic-sized money pool
- >And it's only going to get better
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