so how old are you really? what do you really look like? where do you really live? is your name even ryan?

you say you're in college, yet have the education level of someone in junior high/early high school.

you have 97 friends, none of which, from what i can see, actually live where you live. most of your friends look as though they'd add absolutely anyone, which would explain why you're friends with them.

the majority of your friends are female or gayish looking guys.

you have a bunch of pictures with "friends" yet none of them are tagged, comment on pictures, or write on your wall at all.

typical guys don't have albums with nearly 60 pictures of only themselves in it.

also, if you have so many pictures of yourself, and so many friends who have cameras, why do you have no new pictures? or any real proof of your existence?

everything about you is screaming fake, especially all your lies about your mom being a prostitute and your house being ruined and your dad killing your siblings and all that bullshit.

i've been discussing this with various people for a long time and i figured i might as well say something. quite frankly, i don't give a shit if you're fake or not, everyone has faked about who they are at some point. it's the fucking internet lol it's just annoying that me and brittany have put up with so much of your insane bullshit just to piece together that there's a 95% chance you're not who you say you are.

irregardless, you've lost ever ounce of respect from me, and everyone surrounding me and brittany. so good luck finding a safety net after jordan leaves you in pieces. i hope she figures you out too.