greentext thread, only oc guys, no greentext.pngs

I'll start:

backstory
>be me
>be 11 I think
>At church
>this church has a "kids group"
>the group is ran by a fat guy and his waifu
>The only people are age are a skate boarder type guy named "GT" and his niggirl "gf" (in the 11 year old sense)
>I did not like them nor did they like me.
>but we were the only people their are ago, so we sorta tolerated each other.
>and would talk
>to give you more of a sense of a person he was.
>he stole a iphone from a friend and brought it to CHURCH of all places.

The main story:

>be still 11
>it's christmas eve
>we're doing a x-mas play
>see "GT" and apegirl
>go and start talk to them
remember this is a couple minutes before it starts
>talking to infidels
>when they say something mean to me
>btw I was really sheltered
>so I come up with the best come-back ever
>I say to harambe's sister "were your grandparents from africa?"
>normally they would have called me a retard for such a lame come-back
>ohshitwhatdidIjustdo.png
>but instead it (apegirl) starts crying
>I find out she is not only a negro but a mexican to
>so the african-mexican is also adopted and never knew her parents (or grandparents, which is why she was crying)
>so she crying and we go up on stage, shes still crying on stage
>I'm afraid what will happen when it end and the fat guy see she's cry ask her, and she tells him it was me
>luckly for me she stopped crying
>I never got in trouble
>mfw I ruin her christmas
>mfw she never comes back to church, I have not seen her since


>pic not related