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- >You are Anon in Equestria
- >You are also broke.
- >You are also a tickler, although not an infamous one. Most of the town is totally ok with it as long as you don't disturb them.
- >So you are Broke Anon the Tickler in Equestria.
- >You need a job like you usually do.
- >After months of working, you know almost certainly when and where most ponies were.
- >The pay was decent, it could keep you up for a while, but sometimes you longed for a time when you didn't have to keep job hopping.
- >You checked the clock. 8:30.
- >Rainbow Dash was sleeping.
- >Applejack was bucking apples.
- >Pinkie Pie was setting up at Sugarcube Corner.
- >Twilight was already up, she mentioned going to Canterlot. She did give you a train pass, so you could get to her if you rushed.
- >Fluttershy was finishing up feeding her animals.
- >And Rarity was going to be taking care of Sweetie Belle today.
- >Of course, you did remember Cheerilee needed help for a field trip.
- >The postal service always needed workers.
- >Of course, if you really wanted to, you could go find that magician again...
- >Where to go...?
- >You grabbed the train pass off your nightstand.
- >The train was going to leave soon. you might as well have a bite to eat.
- >You splattered a giant glob of peanut butter and jelly on two pieces of bread and shoved the sandwich in your mouth.
- >You had to hurry, you were gonna be late to meet up with the princess!
- >You know, this seems really familiar...
- >As soon as you got to the train station, you found Twilight and her dragon friend just about to board the train.
- >You flashed your pass to the conductor, making it in the car as soon as you finished licking your lips of the peanut butter.
- >"Oh! It's Anon! Hello!"
- "Hello, Twilight-senpai."
- >"What?"
- "...I said Twilight and Spike."
- >You sat down next to Twilight, catching your breath.
- >"Well, Anon, I'm glad that you decided to come with me to the meeting?"
- >Wait, what meeting?
- >Aw man, you volunteered into doing something boring. Maybe you could sneak out and meet the local Canterlot ponies...
- >After hearing Twilight go on a lecture about royal duties or whatever, Spike had long fell asleep.
- >It was a pretty long ride, and eventually, even the princess fell asleep,
- >You looked around, it was an empty train car.
- >You could take advantage and tickle one of them again...
- >Yeah, ticklish royalty all the way.
- >You lightly stroke the princess's mane, making her ear twitch as she snores.
- >These ponies are like dogs and cats...
- >These moments are particularly great moments because you can tickle and tease a princess all you want, and it's ok because you're friends.
- >Anywhere else and you get your head shot off.
- >You started tapping your fingers on her back, making sure not to wake her.
- >She shivered, shifting her body away.
- >You looked over to Spike. He was clearly too far gone to wake up.
- >You saw her wings open up slightly.
- >Out of all the times you tickled her, her wings weren't a spot you managed to get.
- >It was usually her hooves or belly that were your favorites.
- >Although you do know that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash had ticklish wings, you wondered if the princess was no exception.
- >You wiggled a finger in each of her wing pits.
- >"Heeheehee..."
- >Sweet.
- >It would be nice to just let her sleep the whole way, just lightly tickle her while she dreams.
- >Or you could just wake her up and have a princess under your tickling fingers.
- >You grinned evilly as you gently placed your fingers in her wing pits.
- >Time to wake up, Princess...
- >When you dug your fingers and vibrated in her wingpits, she nearly jumped up into the air.
- >"G-GAHAHAHAHA!"
- "Wakey wakey, Princess~"
- >"Hahahahaha! A-Anohohohohon!" She tried to crawl away, but your tickling was too powerful.
- "What's wrong? Is the regal Princess Twilight's great weakness that her wings are suuuper duper ticklish?" You teased, making her blushed.
- >"Plehehehehehease! Stahahahahahahap!" She cried, still trying to push you away.
- >Your wiggling fingers moved from pit to tip and back, giving Twilight different levels of ticklishness.
- >After five minutes, you decided to let her go, leaving her a giggling mess on her seat.
- >"Ah...A-Anon...p-please...d-don't do that...during my meeting...please..."
- >You nodded, knowing that she'd probably do some serious damage if she wanted to.
- >By the time Twilight caught her breath, the train arrived at Canterlot.
- >You, Twilight, and Spike hopped off the train, looking around.
- >Twilight pointed towards the castle, "I'm going to have the meeting there if you need to see me for anything. Don't go too crazy exploring the city."
- >You looked around, a plethora of possibly professional and prestigious ponies awaited.
- >But Twilight was already going towards the royal castle. Possibly to meet the princesses.
- >Or, you could prowl the new area...There may be celebrities...
- "Could I get a map of the place, Twi?"
- >"Sure thing Anon." Twilight smiled, her horn glowing.
- >She levitated a rolled up piece of paper to you. Unraveling it, you found where you were in this big capital of Equestria.
- >You waved goodbye to Twilight, exploring the town.
- >It was truly an extravagant place. Ivory towers, golden spires...
- >Ahead of you were many paths. Looking at the map, you determined each of the four paths went to some tourist attractions or places to pass the time.
- >The first path went to some coffee shops and restaurants.
- >The second path went to a racetrack.
- >The third one went to an art gallery and theater.
- >The fourth one led straight to the castle where Twilight was.
- >As you walk to the racetrack, you notice it's made out of clouds.
- >Also it's above a cliff.
- >As you walk to the racetrack, you notice it's made out of clouds.
- >Also it's above a cliff.
- >Luckily the seats were stable on the cliff side.
- >Probably.
- >You were about to take a seat, but you heard a some arguing behind the stands.
- >"You think you're better?"
- >"I know I am."
- >"You think one little race is gonna cement your place over me?"
- >"It sure is a good start!"
- >Upon inspection, you saw that it was two Wonderbolts.
- "Hey, what's going on?"
- >"Well, Fleetfoot thinks she's a better flier than me."
- >"And Surprise thinks that she's better."
- >"She's only won one more race and that somehow makes her better" Surprise grunts, glaring at her.
- >"Well how about this, after the race we let this guy decide the loser's punishment!" Fleetfoot grins, pointing at you.
- >Well, you already had an idea in mind...
- >"Fine! What's your name, guy?"
- "It's Anon." you smirked, there was no way you could lose in this situation.
- >"Alright, Anon...you've gotta think of a great punishment for her when I win!" Surprise smiles, poking your chest before walking towards the track.
- >"She's totally gonna lose..." Fleetfoot whispered in your ear before following.
- >You decided to take a seat in the front. One of your Wonderbolt acquaintances was going to get a punishment she'd never forget...
- >"Fillies and gentlecolts, welcome to the Wonderbolts Derby! The competitors are taking their places at the starting line, and the race will begin momentarily!"
- >You leaned forward, watching the two racers you betted on.
- >After a buzzer, the racers were off. Your eyes darted back and forth, desperately trying to catch up. After a minute, it was already over.
- >"And the winner is..."
- >You shook your fists in anticipation, as if rolling dice.
- >"Swift Sky!"
- >You looked at the finish line, both Surprise and Fleetfoot looked at each other in shock.
- >You waved at them, smirking.
- >After they left the stadium, the both grabbed you and dragged you into their changing room.
- >"Anon, I won, right? You saw how I beat her!" Fleetfoot shook you.
- >"No way! I totally beat her!" Surprise said.
- >You tapped your fingers together like an evil villain.
- "I don't know...You did both agree on whoever lost...As far as I see it, you both lost!"
- >"What?" They both said in exasperation, both mortified and angered.
- "Now now, you made the rules!" You wagged your fingers.
- >You grabbed the rope you always carry in your bag, ready to tie up the losers.
- >What position are you tying them up in?
- >Taking your bits of rope, you tie them both spread-eagle to a nearby bench.
- >They didn't show much resistance, strangely, although they were about to very soon.
- >You plucked a feather from each of their wings.
- >Four feathers in your hand, you smiled at the two Wonderbolts in your captivity.
- "Hey girls, guess what your punishment is?"
- >They looked at the feathers with wide eyes.
- >"Oh no...oh no no no no no!"
- >You faced Surprise, putting the feathers on the base of her hooves.
- >"Oh no, please! No no no no no!"
- >You smiled, taking a long stroke down her hooves.
- >"Nohohohohoho!"
- >Oddly enough, her laughter sounded strangely like Pinkie Pie's...
- >You let the feathers glide up and down her hooves, making the Wonderbolt squeal and struggle.
- >It was a good thing you tied those ropes tight, because she was a kicker.
- >"Please!" She pleaded. "I'm sohohohohohorry!"
- "Sorry for what?" you chuckled, "Is there something you want to be sorry for?"
- >"Yehehehes! Fleeheeheeheetfoot's the better flyer!" She laughed. It was obvious she would do anything just to make you stop tickling her.
- "Oh, but the fun has just begun..." you teased, continuing to stroke her sensitive hooves.
- >"Stahahahahap!"
- >After enough tickling, Surprise's wings started flapping, brushing against Fleetfoot's sides.
- >"H-Hey! Q-Quit it!" She giggled, trying to scoot away.
- "Interesting..." you mused.
- >Putting the feathers on your ear, you leaned forward to scratch Fleetfoot's sides.
- >"Gahahahaha! Cut it out!" She laughed, flapping her wings as well.
- >Surprise started laughing uncontrollably, soon, both Wonderbolts were tickling each other with their wings.
- >You smiled, sitting back for a minute. They could technically keep tickling each other at this rate. If they stopped, you'd just add some encouragement.
- >"Anon! Plehehehease! Stahahahap it!" Surprise laughed. Seems that unlike Pinkie Pie, she hated being tickled. Wasn't gonna stop you though.
- >By the time the two eventually stopped tickling each other, you wanted to get things rolling again.
- >You walked back up to the trembling two.
- >"P-please...no more tickling..." Surprise begged.
- "Well, I guess Fleetfoot really is better..." You taunted, trying to play to her competitive side.
- >"Yes, please...she is...just let me go..."
- "...Alright, five more minutes with the two of you."
- >The two of them looked at each other in horror.
- >You dig your fingers in their wingpits, making them jump.
- >"NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
- >You grinned, seems wing pits are a very tickling spot for pegasi.
- >They kept begging and pleading for you to stop, but you didn't listen, only hearing their laughter.
- >Five minutes passed, and you decided they've had enough.
- >You untied them, but they still laid on the ground, trying to catch their breath.
- "See, I think you learned a valuable lesson: Competition can come with a price."
- >The two of you just glared.
- >You laughed nervously, starting to back away.
- "So yeah, I'll...see you someday soon."
- >You started booking it until you made it a safe distance away. There was a good chance they'd beat you up given the chance.
- >You looked around, there was still time to explore Canterlot.
- >There was the art gallery, the theater, or the castle.
- >By the time you made your way to the theater, it was already getting dark.
- >This would probably be the last place you could visit before Twilight came and forcibly dragged you away.
- >Might as well make the most of this.
- >Looking around, it seemed like there was nopony there.
- >But strangely, there was something coming from inside the theater.
- >Seems like somepony was practicing in there.
- >You leaned in closely to hear what was playing...
- >Yep, that was definitely some electronic music.
- >You could feel the beat pulse through your body.
- >Strangely, it was left unlocked.
- >You pulled the doors open and witnessed the vast hallways and stairwells leading to multiple theaters.
- >There wasn't a single pony in sight, yet the music still beat on.
- >Eventually you followed the music.
- >The beat seemed to get more intense as you approached. As you pushed open the door, it was like a soundwave slammed you in the face.
- >It was loud.
- >"Aw yeah, someone came to hear me practice!" You managed to hear over the blaring music.
- >You looked around, the theater seemed to have all the seats removed in space for flashing floor tiles.
- >Unicorn magic can do a lot for interior renovations, apparently.
- >You looked over to the DJ, over at the booth.
- >It was a white unicorn with neon blue spiky hair on one side, and purple streaked glasses.
- >She should be fun to tickle silly.
- "Well, how about I give you a hoof massage?"
- >She glanced in your direction. "What? Are you serious? I just met you and you're already offering something like that?"
- >You shrugged.
- "I'm just good at it, I guess."
- >She looks skeptical, but pats the seat next to her. "Alright then, all yours."
- >You sat down as she offered her hooves to you.
- >You started to rub her underhoof, and quickly you felt her melt in your hands.
- >"O-oh man... you really are good at this..." She lays back on the couch, her hooves twitching.
- >You continued to rub up and down her hooves, making her grin.
- >Then it was time to get to the real action.
- >You lightly wiggled a finger at the underside of her hoof.
- >"Ahaha...H-hey, that tihihihickles..."
- >Perfect...
- "Oh, does it?"
- >You began to tickle faster, making her nearly kick you in the face.
- >"Q-QUIT IT!" she screamed.
- >Of course, you didn't listen, as you pushed her hooves aside to blow a raspberry on her belly.
- >"G-GAHAHAHAHAHA!"
- >After a few raspberries, you let up to breathe, wondering where to strike next.
- >"O-Ok...y-you had your fun, now d-don't tickle me again..."
- >You put your fingers on her flank, right where her cutie mark was. You began tracing around the music note, wiggling your fingers along the lines.
- >"F-FUHUHUHUHUHUCK!" She laughed, actively trying to get away.
- >You finally stopped, watching her put her glasses back on to hide the tears from her laughter.
- >"Oh man, that was...kinda refreshing actually."
- "What, really?"
- >"Yeah, sometimes the stress gets to me, I mean, a hoof massage was fine, but that was a bit different. I kinda liked it, to be honest." She grinned, playfully punching you in the arm.
- "So...what are you saying?"
- >"Duh, I wanna be tickled again!"
- >You shrugged. You weren't going to complain about this.
- "Alright, you got anything to tie you up with? Maybe some rope or something?"
- >"Eh, All I have is this duct tape." She says, casually pulling out two full rolls of duct tape.
- "Guess that'll do."
- >You spread her hooves apart and taped them to the ground with several layers of tape. She tested the bonds, proving she was truly immobile.
- >You wiggles your fingers teasingly, making her squirm as you approached her white belly.
- >Then you struck. Your fingers dug deep into her soft belly.
- >Immediately, she started bucking in her bonds as she screamed.
- >Her tail began to slam against the floor.
- >"FUHUHUHUHUHUCK!"
- >You quickly moved to one of the sweet spots, her cutie mark.
- >She began to tear up from laughing too hard.
- >It was astounding how ticklish these flanks were.
- >They were probably as ticklish as Pinkie Pie's...
- >...Everything, really.
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