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Director Anon - Pulp Short

Nov 26th, 2012
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  1. Just a short I couldn't get out of my head.
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  3. >In a dingy apartment.
  4. >Celestia wearing comically large afro is pointing a nerf gun at Little Pip, who is currently cowering in his chair.
  5. >Celestia “What does Marcellus Wallace look like!?”
  6. >Pip stutters with fear “Wh……what?!”
  7. >Celestia flips the table between her and Pip. “Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!”
  8. >Pip “What?”
  9. >Celestia jams her nerf gun into Pips face. “Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya!”
  10. >Pip “He’s black!”
  11. >Celestia keep the nerf gun trained on Pip. “Go on!”
  12. >Pip “He’s bald!”
  13. >Celestia “Does he look like an apple tree?”
  14. >Pip in pure confusion sputters “What?”
  15. >Celestia pops a nerf ball at Pip. “Does he look like an apple tree!?”
  16. >Pip cringing in his chair screams “Nooo!”
  17. >Celestia yells “Then why you trying to buck him like one!?”
  18. >Pip “I didn’t! Honest!”
  19. >Celesta yells louder “Yes you did. Yes you did Pip.”
  20. >Celestia turns away from Pip “Can I please stop yelling? Every line with this guy. Yell this, buck that, shoot them.
  21. Anon “He’s a passionate guy Celestia.”
  22. >Celestia drops her nerf gun. “I don’t wanna do this anymore. Pick another human film. One less bloody. Maybe some romance….”
  23. Anon “Come on Celestia I don’t know any romances……”
  24. >Celestia “Well you better think of one cause this film is over! Bring me the new script by tomorrow and it had better leave me gushing.”
  25. Anon “Eww”
  26. >Celestia “Shut up you know what I meant.”
  27. Anon sighs to himself. What movie could he possibly pick.
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