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- Just a short I couldn't get out of my head.
- >In a dingy apartment.
- >Celestia wearing comically large afro is pointing a nerf gun at Little Pip, who is currently cowering in his chair.
- >Celestia “What does Marcellus Wallace look like!?”
- >Pip stutters with fear “Wh……what?!”
- >Celestia flips the table between her and Pip. “Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!”
- >Pip “What?”
- >Celestia jams her nerf gun into Pips face. “Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya!”
- >Pip “He’s black!”
- >Celestia keep the nerf gun trained on Pip. “Go on!”
- >Pip “He’s bald!”
- >Celestia “Does he look like an apple tree?”
- >Pip in pure confusion sputters “What?”
- >Celestia pops a nerf ball at Pip. “Does he look like an apple tree!?”
- >Pip cringing in his chair screams “Nooo!”
- >Celestia yells “Then why you trying to buck him like one!?”
- >Pip “I didn’t! Honest!”
- >Celesta yells louder “Yes you did. Yes you did Pip.”
- >Celestia turns away from Pip “Can I please stop yelling? Every line with this guy. Yell this, buck that, shoot them.
- Anon “He’s a passionate guy Celestia.”
- >Celestia drops her nerf gun. “I don’t wanna do this anymore. Pick another human film. One less bloody. Maybe some romance….”
- Anon “Come on Celestia I don’t know any romances……”
- >Celestia “Well you better think of one cause this film is over! Bring me the new script by tomorrow and it had better leave me gushing.”
- Anon “Eww”
- >Celestia “Shut up you know what I meant.”
- Anon sighs to himself. What movie could he possibly pick.
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