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MrFluffyVegas

Pillow

Apr 11th, 2012
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  1. >Walking down the street, heading home
  2. >You usually see some stray fluffy ponies wandering about, asking strangers to "pway" with them
  3. >Sometimes you give them some trail mix and sit with them for a bit
  4. >You like fluffy ponies but you don't really have the patience to take care of one full time
  5. >Taking care of any pet is a chore, let alone a creature that finds a way to get itself into trouble every 5 minutes
  6. >As your walking home you see a peculiar sight
  7. >A large crowd of fluffies have converged on a corner, gathered around something
  8. >From the center of the gathering you can hear a voice crying for help
  9. >"No huwt fwuffy!" Fwuffy no nummies!"
  10. >Sounds like one of the fluffies is getting attacked
  11. >You swoop in slow motion style and get ready to help
  12. >You grab a ball one of the fluffies left on the ground and whistle to gain their attention
  13. >Fluffies all perk up and look your way
  14. "Who wants the ball?"
  15. >The fluffies all scream out with a cry of "BAWW" as they crowd around you, forgetting the fluffy they were attacking
  16. >You taunt them a bit, holding it just out of range before you toss it into the adjacent alley
  17. >The fluffy herd charges toward their prize as you go to help the one they were attacking
  18. >Strange behavior for fluffies, attacking another fluffy pony, usually even if they hurt another one they'll instinctively hug it and try to help it
  19. >Ignore it for now and help the little hurt fluffy
  20. >You see the little white fluffy curled up into a protective ball
  21. >It has little tiny bite marks on it, seems like the other fluffies tried to eat it
  22. >You pet it a little to get it to perk up
  23. "It's okay, the others are gone. You're safe now."
  24. >It pokes its head up revealing a tiny horn
  25. >"Fwuffy saffe?" It asks, looking up at you
  26. "Yeah. You can run along now."
  27. >Fluffy pony starts to bawl, not sure why
  28. "What's wrong? What'd I say?"
  29. >"F-f-fwuffy wweggies no com back yet." It cries through its tears
  30. >You still don't understand till you look down and see it wasn't curled up at all
  31. >It's legs have been amputated
  32. >Everything starts to add up now
  33. >Fluffy sometimes get amputated when they are too rambunctious to take care of, or when the owner has trouble keeping them safe, or sometimes for no reason at all
  34. >You know this process occurs but you've never known an amputated fluffy to be abandoned
  35. >See the little box it's in says 'Give to good home.'
  36. >Guess whoever gave it up was in a hurry
  37. >You hear the fluffy squeal in pain and look down to see another fluffy pony has returned and is chewing on it again
  38. >"Fwuffy no nummies! No eatsies!"
  39. >You scoop up the little white fluffy
  40. "It's okay. I got ya."
  41. >"Fank oo mista!" It mewls in your arms
  42. >Not sure what you're gonna do with her, but you can't leave her hear to get eat by the others
  43. >Bring the legless fluffy pony home with you
  44. >Set her and her little box down
  45. >"New pwace scawy. Whewe fwuffy?" She starts to shake with fear
  46. "It's okay this is home."
  47. >"Fwuffy home?" She asks as she stops shaking
  48. >You nod affirmatively
  49. >Suddenly you smell something
  50. >"No smell pwetty?" Fluffy pony cries as you realize she wet her box
  51. >Sigh
  52. "And this is why I don't keep fluffy ponies"
  53. >"Fwuffy sowwy." She says shaking again
  54. >Pick her up and bring her over to your sink
  55. >You know the dangers of fluffy ponies and water but you figure as long as she can't hit the faucet she should be fine
  56. "Now I'm just gonna take care of something, so you be a good girl and wait here."
  57. >As you set her down in the sink, she give you a look of 'Where am I gonna go dummy?'
  58. >You giggle nervously as your realize this yourself
  59. >You take the old urine soaked box out to the trash
  60. >On your way back in you notice a pair of tiny hoof prints heading into your house
  61. >What the hell.jpg
  62. >You follow the hoof prints back into your kitchen where you behold a strange site
  63. >The fluffy pony that was nibbling on the little amputee pony is standing next to your sink, still trying to nibble on the other fluffy
  64. >"Fwuffy no nummie! Fwuffy no nummie!" The amputee fluffy keeps screaming as the other one nibbles away
  65. >Grab the little fluffy and bring it up t eye level with you
  66. "What is the matter with you?"
  67. >He sticks his little tongue out obliviously
  68. >You sigh as you put him outside so he can't get to the little amputee pony
  69. >Go back to fluffy pony in the sink
  70. >Decide while she is there to wash her up a bit
  71. >As you turn on the water she starts to cry
  72. >"No wawa! Bad wawa!"
  73. >You tell her it'll be okay as you set the water to a warmer temperature
  74. >She calms down as it becomes warmer
  75. >You wash all her wounds, noticing that while the bite wounds are prevalent none of them managed to break the skin
  76. >Good thing fluffy pony teeth aren't very strong
  77. >When you're finished washing her you wrap her up in a towel
  78. >As you finish drying her off you look around
  79. "Now where am I supposed to keep you for the night?"
  80. >Fluffy pony eyes a large bowl on the counter and her eyes light up
  81. >"Bowl, bowl, bowl!" She squeals with delight
  82. >Set her down in the bowl, placing the towels underneath her to make it a makeshift bed
  83. "You like that girl?"
  84. >"Wuv bowl!"
  85. "Now that I think about it, I don't even know your name."
  86. >"Piwwow!" She perks up
  87. "You want a pillow?"
  88. >Piwwow! Piwwow!"
  89. "Oh your name IS Pillow."
  90. >You think of how deeply troubling that is as you pet her on the head
  91. >Look at the clock and see that it's getting late
  92. "Well, guess its time for bed."
  93. >You bring Pillow with you to your bedroom, shouldn't be too dangerous having her in your room since she can't get into any trouble
  94. >Clear off some space and put Pillow and her bowl on your dresser next to your bed
  95. "Good night Pillow."
  96. >"Goo nite dady!"
  97. >The two of you fall asleep as the little fluffy from earlier runs around in circles on the front lawn.
  98. >You wake to the sound of crying
  99. >"Scawwy Noise!"
  100. >Look over to see Pillow trying to curl in to a ball
  101. >Your alarm is blaring right next to her bowl
  102. >Run over to turn it off and try and calm your new fluffy pony down
  103. "It's okay Pillow. Bad noise gone."
  104. >You pick her up and rock her back and forth to help her calm down
  105. >Eventually she stops screaming her head off but you can feel she is still tense
  106. >You're not sure where you're gonna keep her if the alarm scares her so much
  107. > Most fluffy pony owners have a safe room set up but you didn't even know you were gonna have a fluffy pony yesterday
  108. >You don't even know if you can keep a fluffy pony, you don't have food or a bottle or anything ready
  109. >You've never even had a pet, how the hell are you gonna care for a little creature with the mind of a child and no possible way to protect itself
  110. >"Daddy?" Pillow looks up at you with huge eyes trembling
  111. >"Firsty."
  112. >And then you realize it, she has no way to protect herself
  113. >She needs you
  114. "Don't worry little girl, I'll get you something to drink."
  115. >She smiles up at you
  116. >You guess you're gonna need a bottle
  117. >Set Pillow down and head out to the drugstore
  118. >On your way out the door you see it again
  119. >The little fluffy that keeps trying to eat pillow
  120. >He's just sitting on the lawn like a faithful dog with his tongue out
  121. >You can't leave Pillow here with him outside, he managed to get in without you noticing last time, he'll do it again
  122. *sigh*
  123. >Go back in and get Pillow and bring her with you to the drugstore
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