Hey all,

First time Asker here, hope I got everything right. I read the 3 Rules megathreads, and I think I understand the formats and etiquette of Asking a Question. So here it goes:

I know this sounds a little bonkers, but my GF --LOVES-- Ham. And frankly, I love getting my sexy on. One of my favorite activites is to call her over, put her (fetish) collar on her, and have her lick my johnson all the way to ejaculation town . My problem is, I don't think she likes the taste of my love milk too much. She sniffles and coughs and sometimes even hacks it all up in a gross little pile on the sofa, or on the floor, or wherever we are getting the nasty on

It is getting to the point where I have tried spreading some of that ham spread goop (You know, the kind you put on a delicious triscuit brand snack cracker?) all over my penis as incentive for her to slobber up my passion pole. But STILL she coughs up my semen sometimes.

Basically, my question is this: Is there any way to make my ejaculate taste like Ham? This + the ham spread would give me the 1, 2 knockout punch in terms of incentives for my GF to pleasure me like I crave. Thanks in advance.

PS. Shes a 3 yr. old purebred Rottweiler, black hair, brown eyes and, like I said, freaking LOVEs Ham.