Ben The Stalker

Ben The Stalker

"And technically, she's not *my* three year old... I just kidnapped her. #20,108"

Ben, you creepy motherfucker you
Can that shit on your website be true?
Do you think rape jokes are cool?
Did you make them at school?
The contents of your brain
Suggest that you're insane
(and you are causing pain)


Ben, you quote your brain farts constantly
(and they suck)
You should not be stalking Kerri-Lee
(creepy fuck)
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
The chances are it's bad
And it will make her mad
(and everyone is sad)

(She's entitled to recompense Ben if you weren't sure)

I used to say nerds were fine
Now I see they're out of line
I used to say it's ok
Now it's get the fuck away


Ben, most people would express some shame
Maybe you think this is just a game
CIG don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
A stalker just like Ben
Don't grin
A stalker just like Ben
Like Ben
A stalker just like Ben
The End