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  1. ==START! FOR REAL!==
  2. [23:48] * abrasiveCaliginist has begun espering cyberizedMeister
  3. [23:48] <abrasiveCaliginist> Well well well, I don't suppose I've ever seen YOU in the viewport before.
  4. [23:49] <cyberizedMeister> Oh, it works!
  5. [23:49] <cyberizedMeister> This is FASCINATING!
  6. [23:49] <abrasiveCaliginist> Wait. What?
  7. [23:49] <cyberizedMeister> I've never used an Instant Messenger before, this is phenomenal!
  8. [23:49] <abrasiveCaliginist> Uh... Alright?
  9. [23:49] <cyberizedMeister> Ah, do forgive me for rambling on.
  10. [23:50] <abrasiveCaliginist> You know, most people treat strangers on the Internet with a little more...hostility?
  11. [23:50] <cyberizedMeister> Oh, I'm not one of those people, really.
  12. [23:50] <abrasiveCaliginist> I can tell.
  13. [23:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> Out of mild curiosity: what did you do to get all that fancy metal?
  14. [23:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> That's a whole lot of prostheses.
  15. [23:51] <cyberizedMeister> Oh, these!
  16. [23:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> Did you lose those arms in a fight, Cullyv
  17. [23:51] <cyberizedMeister> No, I got caught in an accident.
  18. [23:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> ((Fffff- *cully))
  19. [23:52] <abrasiveCaliginist> So... I'm guessing those aren't combat-rated.
  20. [23:52] <cyberizedMeister> Then my parents sent me to my grandfather so I can rehabilitate!
  21. [23:52] <cyberizedMeister> Despite that, I can hold myself on my own.
  22. [23:53] <cyberizedMeister> That's why I have these drones!
  23. [23:55] <abrasiveCaliginist> Well, putting aside the fact that you appear to be more metal than man-and yet are somehow unfamiliar with instant messaging clients?-I suppose it's only polite to ask your name before you invariably cause me to lose my temper.
  24. [23:56] <cyberizedMeister> Of course!
  25. [23:56] <cyberizedMeister> Ceran Amecahrt.
  26. [23:56] <cyberizedMeister> What is your name?
  27. [23:57] <abrasiveCaliginist> My name? My name?! Why, I am none other than HARKEN SIRIUS, THE DEVIL OF THE WASTES! FEAR ME, HUMAN!
  28. [23:57] <abrasiveCaliginist> THERE'S NOT A BODY ALIVE THAT CAN WITHSTAND MY WRATH! I AM PROTECTED BY KA ITSELF.
  29. [23:58] <abrasiveCaliginist> All of that said... It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, cully.
  30. [00:01] <cyberizedMeister> I can withstand your wrath!
  31. [00:01] <cyberizedMeister> A human body can only take so much.
  32. [00:01] <cyberizedMeister> I am 2/3 human, 1/3 metal.
  33. [00:01] <cyberizedMeister> But all in all, it was pleasure to converse with you.
  34. [00:01] <abrasiveCaliginist> Can you?! This is a Grub Single Action Army, the finest handgun ever made! It carries six bullets! More than enough to kill anything that moves!
  35. [00:02] <abrasiveCaliginist> ...you obviously cannot see it, but rest assured that I am twirling it really coolly right now.
  36. [00:02] <abrasiveCaliginist> ((Stay with me, Gauss))
  37. [00:03] <cyberizedMeister> Oh, wonderful!
  38. [00:04] <cyberizedMeister> My drones are an army of four!
  39. [00:04] <abrasiveCaliginist> I
  40. [00:04] <abrasiveCaliginist> Okay?
  41. [00:04] <cyberizedMeister> Four drones, an army of four.
  42. [00:04] <abrasiveCaliginist> You are strange, and that's coming from a vile criminal.
  43. [00:05] <abrasiveCaliginist> Not a bad kind of strange, maybe, but still
  44. [00:06] <abrasiveCaliginist> Alright, Ceran. Different topic. What are your interests? I'm bored, and Nona isn't looking my way, so I can slack off a bit.
  45. [00:07] <cyberizedMeister> Well, I do like building computers...
  46. [00:07] <cyberizedMeister> or just Engineering in general.
  47. [00:07] <cyberizedMeister> I also like playing the synthesizer!
  48. [00:07] <abrasiveCaliginist> Alright. So I guess you built those drones?
  49. [00:08] <cyberizedMeister> Well, it's an old model I reconfigured myself, really.
  50. [00:08] <cyberizedMeister> Their function are decent at best.
  51. [00:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> An old model? Hm. I don't know any mechanics off the top of my head, or I'd point you to one.
  52. [00:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> Well, none that I haven't killed or run afoul of, anyway.
  53. [00:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> Maybe Nona would discuss it with you? She eats this stuff up.
  54. [00:10] <cyberizedMeister> Who is this Nona you speak of?
  55. [00:11] <abrasiveCaliginist> Nona is a... Friend of mine. She's a bit of a story chaser, always looking for the interesting stuff.
  56. [00:11] <abrasiveCaliginist> A kid with three cybernetic limbs and an army of drones? Hell yeah, she'd bite.
  57. [00:13] <abrasiveCaliginist> Her handle is ravishingRover. Tell her I sent you.
  58. [00:13] <abrasiveCaliginist> But I digress! Your interests! What else do you like, cully?
  59. [00:14] <cyberizedMeister> Well, I do like playing video games...
  60. [00:14] <abrasiveCaliginist> Ahhhh to have the luxury... I haven't played a game in some time.
  61. [00:15] <cyberizedMeister> I am waiting for a game called Sburb.
  62. [00:15] <cyberizedMeister> Its release date is close now!
  63. [00:17] <abrasiveCaliginist> I'm certain you'll have fun with that.
  64. [00:17] == disgonbgud [webchat@216.4.56.147] has quit [Ping timeout: 195 seconds]
  65. [00:17] <cyberizedMeister> Well, do forgive me for rambling on, Mr. Sirius.
  66. [00:17] <abrasiveCaliginist> ((K bye then Allie))
  67. [00:17] <cyberizedMeister> What hobbies do you revel in?
  68. [00:17] <abrasiveCaliginist> I like my revolver, of course, stolen though it is.
  69. [00:18] <abrasiveCaliginist> I also enjoy reading. I am a purveyor of the finest literature.
  70. [00:18] <abrasiveCaliginist> Such as, [he rattles off an incredibly long title, the gist of it is that it's a trashy romance novel.]
  71. [00:29] <cyberizedMeister> That...
  72. [00:30] <abrasiveCaliginist> What? Something the matter?
  73. [00:30] <cyberizedMeister> is a long title.
  74. [00:31] <abrasiveCaliginist> Well, not really. I was actually disappointed by this one; it had so little content.
  75. [00:31] <cyberizedMeister> Hm.
  76. [00:32] <abrasiveCaliginist> Still, I must have read it cover to cover seven or eight times.
  77. [00:33] <cyberizedMeister> Wow.
  78. [00:33] <abrasiveCaliginist> It was one of my finest purchases.
  79. [00:34] <abrasiveCaliginist> Along with the rest of my library in my sylladex.
  80. [00:35] <abrasiveCaliginist> Anyway, I've certainly kept you too long with my own rambling. Go talk to Nona, tell her Hark sent her. You might be interested in a couple of other folks, too:
  81. [00:35] <cyberizedMeister> Oh yes, that reminds me-
  82. [00:35] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hm?
  83. [00:36] <cyberizedMeister> What is your fetch modus?
  84. [00:37] <abrasiveCaliginist> Target practice. My cards are targets, and I have to shoot them to procure the item I want.
  85. [00:37] <abrasiveCaliginist> The gun used is unique to the modus; it'd be stupid if I had to reload mid-retrieval if I wanted to get a lot of items all at once.
  86. [00:42] <abrasiveCaliginist> Okay, if that's all that remains, let me give you some people to talk to.
  87. [00:42] <abrasiveCaliginist> Be sure to report back to me when you've spoken to them all:
  88. [00:42] <abrasiveCaliginist> Vera: her handle is arkeUnbound. You two would get along extremely well.
  89. [00:42] <abrasiveCaliginist> Noah: his handle is dualisticArcanist. I always feel as though I've more to understand of existence when we're done talking.
  90. [00:43] <abrasiveCaliginist> Innana: her handle is culminateCarnivore. I told you to expressly tell Nona that I sent you. I would advise against mentioning me when talking to her. I'm a touchy subject in her book.
  91. [00:44] <abrasiveCaliginist> Lexi: her handle is strikingBelladonna. I don't like talking about her.
  92. [00:45] <abrasiveCaliginist> I've already given you Nona's, and you of course have mine.
  93. [00:46] <abrasiveCaliginist> Got all that?
  94. [00:52] <cyberizedMeister> Affirmative!
  95. [00:57] <abrasiveCaliginist> Alright. Adios cully.
  96. [00:57] * abrasiveCaliginist has ceased espering cyberizedMeister
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