index.php funniest..

<?php get_header(); ?>

    <!-- CONTENT START -->
    <div id="content">
        <!-- CONTENT LEFT START -->
        <div class="cont_left">
                <?php query_posts('posts_per_page=1&category_name=Featured&orderby=date&order=DESC'); ?>
                <?php if (have_posts()) : ?>


                    <?php while (have_posts()) : the_post(); ?>
                    <!-- POST BIG START -->
                    <div class="post_big">

                        <div class="post_big_top">
                            <div <?php post_class() ?> id="post-<?php the_ID(); ?>">
                                <?php
                                    if ( has_post_thumbnail() ) {
                                    $thsrc = wp_get_attachment_image_src( get_post_thumbnail_id($post->ID), false, '' );
                                    $fullsrc = wp_get_attachment_image_src( get_post_thumbnail_id($post->ID), 'large', false, '' );
                                    echo ('<a href="'.$fullsrc[0].'" class="img"><img src="'.$thsrc[0].'" alt="" /></a>');
                                } ?>
                                <h1><a href="<?php the_permalink() ?>"><?php the_title(); ?></a></h1>
                                <div class="about_post">
                                    <div class="post_categ">
                                        <?php the_category(', ')?>
                                    </div>
                                    on
                                    <span><?php the_time('m.d.y') ?></span>
                                    by
                                    <?php the_author_posts_link(); ?>
                                    <?php the_excerpt(); ?>
                                </div>
                            </div>
                        </div>

                        <div class="clear"></div>

                        <div class="post_big_bot">
                            <span class="comm">
                                <?php comments_popup_link('0', '1', '%'); ?> comments
                            </span>
                            <div class="share_buttons">
                                <span class='st_twitter_hcount' st_title='{TITLE}' st_url='{URL}' displayText='share'></span><span class='st_facebook_hcount' st_title='{TITLE}' st_url='{URL}' displayText='share'></span>
                            </div>
                        </div>

                    </div>
                    <!-- POST BIG END -->
                    <?php endwhile; ?>

                    <?php else : ?>

                <?php endif; ?>
                <?php query_posts(array('category__not_in' => array(get_cat_id('featured'), get_cat_id('portfolio')), 'posts_per_page' => 6, 'orderby' => 'date', 'order' => 'DESC'));
?>
                <?php if (have_posts()) : ?>

                    <?php while (have_posts()) : the_post(); ?>
                    <!-- POST SMALL START -->
                    <div class="post_small">
                        <div class="post_big_top">
                            <div <?php post_class() ?> id="post-<?php the_ID(); ?>">
                                <?php
                                    if ( has_post_thumbnail() ) {
                                    $thsrc = wp_get_attachment_image_src( get_post_thumbnail_id($post->ID), false, '' );
                                    $fullsrc = wp_get_attachment_image_src( get_post_thumbnail_id($post->ID), 'large', false, '' );
                                    echo ('<a href="'.$fullsrc[0].'" class="img"><img src="'.$thsrc[0].'" alt="" /></a>');
                                } ?>
                                <h1><a href="<?php the_permalink() ?>"><?php the_title(); ?></a></h1>
                                <div class="about_post">
                                    <div class="post_categ">
                                        <?php the_category('<span>&nbsp;</span>')?>
                                    </div>
                                    on
                                    <span><?php the_time('m/d/y') ?></span>
                                    by
                                    <?php the_author_posts_link(); ?>
                                    <?php the_excerpt(); ?>
                                </div>
                            </div>
                        </div>

                        <div class="clear"></div>

                        <div class="post_big_bot">
                            <span class="comm">
                                <?php comments_popup_link('0', '1', '%'); ?>
                            </span>
                            <div class="share_buttons">
                                <span class='st_twitter_hcount' st_title='{TITLE}' st_url='{URL}' displayText='share'></span><span class='st_facebook_hcount' st_title='{TITLE}' st_url='{URL}' displayText='share'></span>
                            </div>
                        </div>
                    </div>
                    <!-- POST SMALL END -->
                    <?php endwhile; ?>

                    <?php else : ?>
                <?php endif; ?>
        </div>
        <!-- CONTENT LEFT END -->

        <!-- CONTENT RIGHT START -->
        <div class="cont_right">
            <?php get_sidebar(); ?>
        </div>
        <!-- CONTENT RIGHT END -->
    </div>
    <!-- CONTENT END -->

</div>
<!-- PAGE END -->

<?php get_footer(); ?>