Glory to Arsmothzka

>Live life in Glorious Arstotzka
>be Inspector for Ministry of Admission
>work at East/West Grestin border checkpoint
>new checkpoint will only have Kolech visit
>new checkpoint only want Arstotzkan
>go work at six
>end work at six

>Be working
"NEXT"
>smalled odd-winged horse with robe fly in checkpoint
>such thing to be expected with filthy Kolech
>what bizzare cosplay
>horse not have feelers
>odd-winged horse not even in show
>fitting in costume with no zipper is feat, though
"Papers, please"
>'horse' passes documents
>passport is Kolechian
>passport has picture of small horse
>joke getting old
>odd-winged horse passes slip of paper
>"The Order awaits," small Kolech Cosplayer says
>on slip is picture of odd wing
>'The Order of the MOTH Wing'

>such tomfoolery not tolerated in Arstotzka
>place passport under 'Denied'
>'CH-THUNK'
>give pass and slip back to filthy Kolech
>"You will regret this decision," Cosplayer says
>filth walks off
"NEXT"

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>be in Glorious Arstotzka
>be ten days later
>near end of work shift
>sudden engine roaring on Arstotzkan side of Grestin
>sudden armoured truck smash through guard barricade
>+2 soldiers in Glorious Arstotzkan Afterlife
>truck stop
>four Cosplayers step out
>two take aim at last guard
>other two take bomb to Grestin Wall
>you reach for key to rifle case
>fumble
>lose key in darkness of booth
>bomb is set
>+1 to Afterlife
>two firearms pointed in your direction
>bomb explodes
>wall is compromised
>millions of disgusting Kolech in strange horse costume flutter in
>is miracle wings do not give out to Kolech obesity
>begin to question if really costume
>taken by two "Cosplayers" away from booth at gunpoint
>Arstotzka taken over by moth-pony

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>be week after
>called to trial
>you are deemed guilty of treason by the new Order
>you had failed to complete a simple task
>letting in that agent
>you are sentenced to twenty years of labour,
>ten years of public service,
>five years of solitary confinement,
>and death by mothpony brothelwork
>such is life in Glorious Arsmothzka
>Glory to Arsmothzka