Kid Childs 2: Cortex Strikes Back

Attler@hourr: "Or is this fuckin' pansy of a man right here, thinkin' he's got some sort've big ol' stones?"

Kid@Reefermun: Excuse me

Attler@hourr: "Ah, so then me thinkin's right, y'think you're some sort've big ol' toughy, aye?"

Kid@Reefermun: Did I just hear some fightin' words?

[Tell] Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: please destroy attler

The Exterminator@udawei: "this pansies tougher than yer sorry ass!"

Isaac Colton@beanorator2600: Yea, robots are a word i like to call "artifical" and i would prefer to be mostly real.

Kid@Reefermun: Listen sir

Attler@hourr: "I wasn't talkin' to ye robot man, go n' fuck off, aye?"

Kid@Reefermun: I am far more stylish than you

Kid@Reefermun: Furthermore, I'm not a robot

Isaac Colton@beanorator2600: Not artifical.

Attler@hourr: "What has two thumbs, and don't get two shites?"

Attler@hourr: "This guy."

Attler@hourr: "Fuck off lad."

Kid@Reefermun: Look, let's fight and be done with it

The Exterminator@udawei: "I do as I please ye talkin metal"

Kid@Reefermun: I'll even let you throw the first punch

The Exterminator@udawei: sets his drink down pulling his visor back down

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: Don't know. Humans are pretty lame due to robots. Like not being made of metal, and in my honest opinion, metal is the third best thing to be made out of. Behind chocolate and ice, of course.

Attler@hourr: "I'm not here't fight, y'dense fuck, why don't y'get back crossed the counter, before y'get hurt, aye?"

Kid@Reefermun: If you can hurt me then I deserve it

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: Guess that kangaroo chick had somewhere to be.

Kid@Reefermun: Look, I'm pretty much invulnerable

The Exterminator@udawei: "well would ye look at that ye scared away me new friends!"

Isaac Colton@beanorator2600: I'm done, see all of you asshats later.

Attler@hourr: "That's fantastic."

Attler@hourr: "N' you're startin' to bore me."

Kid@Reefermun: You're really hurting the big green guy's feelings

Attler@hourr: "That was sort've the point."

Kid@Reefermun: Welp, you gotta get through me first then

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: What a debbie downer.

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: I'm standin' here. I don't know why.

The Exterminator@udawei: "Imma kick your sorry arse for callin me green"

Kid@Reefermun: Ho now, we got some blackup

Attler@hourr: "Oh, well guess that just proves me right aye? Guys too small t'deal with his own problem."

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: Who are you?

Kid@Reefermun: Hey, you don't go causin' trouble on my turf

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: Also, dude, you /are/ green.

Attler@hourr: "Alright, I've stirred the pot ample 'nuff, think it's bout' time I sit back n' watch y'dumb fucks wail on eachother, for a few moments."

Kid@Reefermun: Look, the only wailing is going to be done by you

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: Look at all those green markings on your chest. At least that's why people say you're green.

Kid@Reefermun: After I pound you into the concrete like a nail

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: That's just my opinion, though. I'm thirsty now.

Attler@hourr: He flicks armored hands at them, "Well, go head, greeny wants t'fight ye lil' lad."

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: Water!

Kid@Reefermun: Don't try to cop out on me

Attler@hourr: "Yeah, I'm not really feelin' it, n' it, n' as I recall, the lad behind y'seemed a bit offended."

Attler@hourr: "Maybe y'should deal with that first, aye?"

Kid@Reefermun: Listen here coward, I'll fight you both at once

Kid@Reefermun: And that guy over there

Kid@Reefermun: All together

Attler@hourr: (( 2troll5me ))

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: ((That's not what trolling is

Attler@hourr: (( My thoughts exactly. ))

[Team] Kid@Reefermun: Get a lode of this chode

Attler@hourr: (( Wait, yes- yes it is. ))

Attler@hourr: (( Are you insane? ))

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: ((How is he trolling? Please elaborate

Attler@hourr: (( He's intentionally using a character that is invulnerable to get into a fight, and is completely aware of what he's doing, lol. ))

Attler@hourr: (( That is trolling. Yusyusyus. ))

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: ((How do you know his character is invulnerable?

Attler@hourr: (( He's said it twice now. ))

Kid@Reefermun: ((Look, the T word is really overused, and I never stated that I'm a paragon of invincibility))))

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: ((Maybe he's playing a character that's cocky?

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: ((Like you are?

Attler@hourr: (( Who doesn't use punctuation, at alll? ))

Kid@Reefermun: ((No need, takes too much time))

Soldier Celsius@Flashhelix: ((That's really grasping at straws.

[Team] Kid@Reefermun: Watch, he'll cow out in a second

Attler@hourr: (( Alright, well then, if he's cocky, start this shit yo. ))

Attler@hourr: (( Prove me wrong noggler. ))

Kid@Reefermun: Ok so are we gonna fight or what?

Kid@Reefermun: Let's head to the street and rumble

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( You realize I would rather castrate myself with a rusty carving knife before I did mechanic based PvP right? ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: ((You ought to stand down IC then if you can't handle the heat))

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( You're dumb, lol, any retard can do PvP, it takes actual skill to do RP duels. Unlike PvP, which get a handle of devices, and anyone can win. ))

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( You ought to think before speaking dawg. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: Wow, that's just cowardice, get away from me

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( Lol, sure pal. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: It's evident that you'll just have your character dodge everything and never lose

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( I nearly got my ass pounded in last night, should've seen it, but you're to xXleetpropvp360Xx for that son. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: Yeah whatever you say, I AM pretty leet

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( Yes, clearly. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: Go be a coward with someone else

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( Your attempts to get a rise out of me are as flaccid as your impotent penis. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: It doesn't take skill to type a lot of bullshit in the chat, are you mad?

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( Your rampent defense of CO's PvP system is like a buffet, I sustain myself on your stupidity and ignorance. Please, give me more? And no, I'm not smug, I'm just a writer. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: I never defended it, idiot. I hate Cryptic

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: I play this game because my friends do

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( Then why are you so eager to prove how good you are at mindlessly following the mechanics of the game? ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: I'm not eager, I called you out for being a coward is all

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: If I were eager to fight I'd be telling you how I'd do it

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( Eh, not really a corward because I'm not good at PvP, just not willing to grind like I have my other 40s. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: That means that you're not doing PvP because you don't think you'll win

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: That's pretty much the definition of cowardice

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( I'm not doing PvP because I'll lose 100% of the time. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: I rest my case

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( Nah, I'm a writer, and CO's PvP is horribly broken. So pretty much, ask anyone, they'll tell you the same. ))

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( It's a broken game where FoTM wins out, or Two Gun Mojo. ))

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( Stop being dumb pls. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: I have a name for people like you

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: Ad Hominid

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( You aren't as bad a troll as I thought. ))

[Tell] Attler@hourr: (( Engaging, good points, and you use emotional rise and button words to incite a reaction. Superior technique. ))

[Tell] To Attler@hourr: No, look. I'm just calling you out