[23:13] <Alexis> is anyone realy bored pls
[23:13] <mgallforever> to 'catch me if you can' ?
[23:13] <mgallforever> i'm bored
[23:13] <objNoob> i'm kinda tired.
[23:13] <Alexis> do you think you could tutor me 1 on 1 for like 30 min
[23:13] <mgallforever> sure
[23:14] <Alexis> i feel so far behind in my php skills cuz i cant grasp ajax
[23:14] <mgallforever> let's learn jquery!
[23:14] <objNoob> do it in here, tho.
[23:14] <objNoob> i want to keep up, and i'll promise to keep big spoon hating mouth shut :)
[23:14] <Alexis> i was thikning teamviewer would be better cuz then i can actually see it like in action
[23:14] <mgallforever> see what in action?
[23:14] <Alexis> we could all go on teamviewe
[23:15] <Alexis> see the ajax
[23:15] <Alexis> like how its coded and how it all fits together to work
[23:15] <objNoob> teamviewer or ventrilo? or hows abouts a gtm
[23:15] <Alexis> and all that
[23:15] <Alexis> gtm?
[23:15] <Alexis> whjats gtm?
[23:15] <Alexis> what do you think mgall will u pls?
[23:15] <objNoob> go to meeting.
[23:15] <mgallforever> well we could just use like collabedit
[23:16] <objNoob> but i want to hear your explainations :)
[23:16] <Alexis> whats wrong with teamviewer
[23:16] <objNoob> i like how did you phpDeveloper.
[23:16] <mgallforever> designer
[23:17] <objNoob> LOL
[23:17] <objNoob> isn't the first time :)
[23:17] <mgallforever> lol
[23:17] <judda> i is gud programmer
[23:17] <mgallforever> :D
[23:17] <objNoob> i is gud hoejammer.
[23:18] <Alexis> thanks anyway
[23:18] <mgallforever> http://collabedit.com/67u3y
[23:19] <Alexis> i want to learn to use ajax
[23:19] <Alexis> not to uise collabedit
[23:19] <Alexis> thanks anyway tho ill just ask my desgienr friend when he gets time
[23:19] <mgallforever> teamviewer would be even worse
[23:19] <Alexis> teamviewer alows me to learn on the programes im used to
[23:20] <Alexis> meaning all i have to work to understand is the ajax itself
[23:20] <mgallforever> you should be able to practice your programming on any editor
[23:20] <Alexis> ajax isnt just about the editor
[23:20] <Alexis> its about interacting with the database
[23:20] <Alexis> and you know
[23:20] <Alexis> if its so hard for you to understand teamviwer
[23:21] <Alexis> maybe its you who should be practicing on differnet platforms
[23:21] <mgallforever> lmao?
[23:21] <Alexis> just forget it
[23:21] <Alexis> thanks anyway
[23:21] <objNoob> Alexis
[23:21] <objNoob> Join the collab
[23:22] <mgallforever> we can show you how it works
[23:22] <Alexis> its ok my designer friend said he would teach me anyway
[23:22] <Alexis> just hes busy now
[23:22] <mgallforever> we dont need to use teamviewer or anything that remote desktops in
[23:22] <Alexis> but id rather wait and learn the way i learn best lol
[23:22] <mgallforever> by having someone do it for you?
[23:22] <Alexis> do what?
[23:22] <Alexis> teach me?
[23:22] <objNoob> lol
[23:22] <Alexis> yes id like them to teach me for me
[23:22] <Alexis> obviously
[23:22] <objNoob> ajaxing is an easy concept.
[23:23] <objNoob> you should get a book and do the examples.
[23:23] <objNoob> you'll pick it up quick. it's not rocket science.
[23:23] <Alexis> books are for old people
[23:23] <mgallforever> script.php -- looks for a get or post request, processes the input, returns an output
[23:23] <Alexis> and i dont need a book
[23:23] <Alexis> i just said my designer friend will teach me
[23:24] <Alexis> just he isnt that good at explaining
[23:24] <mgallforever> script.js -- tells client to access script.php with the certain get/post variables
[23:24] <mgallforever> what do you want to know
[23:24] <Alexis> so i thought id ask someone a little more well organized in their thoughts to show me
[23:24] <mgallforever> teamviewer isn't going to do that
[23:24] <Alexis> but id rather not waste my time using some random website when i could just be shown visually "the best way i learn" by my friend
[23:25] <objNoob> mgall, i do have a question
[23:25] <Alexis> your not worth the effort it would take me to explain to you why i prefer to learn on teamviewer over your website
[23:25] <mgallforever> then dont ask us if you're gonna go to your friend anyways
[23:25] <Alexis> sorry
[23:25] <mgallforever> sure
[23:25] <objNoob> i have this event bound to a click.
[23:26] <mgallforever> and Alexis... don't assume we know how you learn best
[23:26] <mgallforever> continue
[23:26] <objNoob> https://gist.github.com/6d9de13fd0abd9996cea
[23:26] <Alexis> i told you how i prefer to learn
[23:26] <objNoob> whoops
[23:26] <objNoob> that wrong paste
[23:26] <mgallforever> lol
[23:26] <Alexis> you refused to listen, and insisted we do it your way. i said no. im not assuming anything
[23:27] <objNoob> https://gist.github.com/acf948d7712322d00583
[23:27] <Alexis> i said it simply enough. your not worth the effort. if you are so simply minded as to refuse something so small, why waste the time trying to explain a more abstract thought to you
[23:27] <Alexis> baby steps caveman
[23:27] <mgallforever> so small? using teamviewer to TRY and learn your methods of learning is more than SMALL
[23:28] <objNoob> i have a conditionally call to the open method of window
[23:28] <mgallforever> you're asking us to adhere to your specific learning method
[23:28] <Alexis> teamviewer is not this complex technology
[23:28] <objNoob> lines 17 and 21
[23:28] <mgallforever> we offered our help, you refused
[23:28] <objNoob> line 17 opens in a new window.
[23:28] <Alexis> all it does is show all the variables as you work with them
[23:28] <objNoob> line 21 opens in a new tab
[23:28] <Alexis> leaving nothing to question
[23:28] <Alexis> no
[23:28] <Alexis> you didnt offer your shelp
[23:28] <objNoob> do you know a work around to or something i could try to get line 17 open in a new tab?
[23:29] <Alexis> i asked, you accepted, and then i refused YOUR method
[23:29] <Alexis> whats up with all you programmers being so socally unskilled
[23:29] <Alexis> no wonder you spend all your nights alone at your computer
[23:29] <mgallforever> she's angry now
[23:29] <Alexis> anger is emotion
[23:29] <Alexis> im being very logical with my insults
[23:29] <mgallforever> depends on the browser really objNoob
[23:30] <objNoob> =[
[23:30] <Alexis> thank you
[23:30] <objNoob> it seems to be that way for all the latest browsers.
[23:30] <mgallforever> we're not teachers here, we're just helpers
[23:30] <objNoob> it seems like the browsers track if the event was initiated directly by the user.
[23:30] <Alexis> if that :)
[23:31] <Alexis> the only thing people on this chat are good for are answering simply bug fixes, and taking advantage of the security flaws of new learners
[23:31] <objNoob> since the event is is passed off to the ajax success callback, it loses its 'user init' benefits.
[23:31] <mgallforever> right
[23:31] <objNoob> not the event, but the call to getReport()
[23:32] <objNoob> with it being a new window.. popup blocker can intervene.
[23:33] <mgallforever> yea
[23:33] <objNoob> and fucks shit up
[23:33] <objNoob> :(
[23:33] <mgallforever> why not use a dialog box?
[23:33] <mgallforever> and load the content into that
[23:33] <objNoob> there's no content. the content is a file off the server.
[23:34] <objNoob> outside of the web area.
[23:35] <mgallforever> well the jquery get function have a success parameter which you could say function(data){ $('#blah').html(data); }
[23:35] <objNoob> its not html content. the files could be anything from pdfs, to txt, to .htm/.html, to .php to .xlsx/.docx/.ppx
[23:35] <mgallforever> oo
[23:35] <Alexis> unlike 99% of you :soccially irrisponsible" people, i code for fun. why? becasue i feel that i have better use to this world than to sit on my bottom and bring to life other people's ideas becasue i don't have the creativty and insight to come up with a good idea of my own. so excuse me for understanding myself and the way i learn better than you, and for understanding when you're wasting my time with your irrational ideas and oppinions, and
[23:35] *objNoob* is she crazy?
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