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Master Bates

We had a teacher,
His name was Master Bates.
When he was teaching,
He liked to masturbate.
During math he was very mad,
but rubbing on his dick made him very glad!
He mastied while diving,
He mastied while driving.
One day he was in front of my mom,
He wasn't driving like an ol' chap.
He just went:
Fap, fap, fap.
He stepped on the gas,
Kicked her ass!
And Master Bates was dead.