Socks

To whom it may concern...

Tavros was in the lab, researching Important Biology Stuff (tm), when he suddenly became overwhelmed with the urge to take off his socks. He had never taken them off before, not once in his entire life. They smelled horrible. The sight was unbearable, if you could see. He didn't know what came over him, but before he knew it, his socks were off.

--- THE NEXT MORNING ---

Tavros lies on the ground, pair of socks tied together around his neck. No sign of a struggle.