AIE1

>Day 282 in Equastrica
>Today is supposed to be your birthday.
>Furious knocking on your door.
>"Open up Anon! <3"
>Fucking Pinkie Pie.
>You open your front door.
"What the fuck do you want, I'm trying to sleep in"
>"Too bad motherfucker, today is your birthday , and you know what that means!"
>You give Pinkie a deadpan stare.
>Every day that you have been here, Pinkie Pie has forced you to party.
>They were okay for the first few times, but it's just the same thing every time.
>The entire town of ponyvale is subject to Pinkie's parties.
>If you don't attend, you mysteriously disappear.
>It's happened to a few p0ny.
>"It's time for a PAAAAAAARRRRRRTAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!"
"Fuck off Pink-"
>Before you can finish you are grabbed by her hoof and dragged to sugarcube corner.
>Upon arriving you notice the place is empty.
>Normally most of the town would be here by now.
"Pinkie, why is everyone gone huh what the fhcuk"
>"So I can rape you, silly!"
>Aw shit.
>Pinkie proceeds to drag you to her dungeon.
"Pinkie please!"
"I'm saving myself for Fluttershy!"
>"No can do nigga, I've wanted your white noodle since the day you arrived!"



>Ow.
>Ow.
>Ow.
>Being dragged down concrete steps isn't a pleasent thing.
>"AAAAAAAAnnndd here we are!"
>Pinkie finally releases her grip on you.
>"Stand up mother fucker"
"You're really going to do this?"
>"ja ja, bereiten sie ihre anus"
>Pinkie Pie now has a hitler stache and is speaking german.
>And has you tied to a chair.
>With your ass exposed.
>"Ich fand heraus, sie sind jüdischen!"
>"Jetzt werde ich deinen arsch brennen!!"
>"Muahhaahahahahahahahahaahah!"
"you better not do this faggot" you yell as Pinkie pulls out a burning dildo.
>Too late, Pinkies dragon dildo has burned into your asshole.
>It feels like lava is being poured down your butt.
"NNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS"
You scream as you are being raped.


>After five hours of constant buttburning, Pinkie Pie finally has worn out.
>"Annnoonnnn.... we have to do this againnn.."
"go suck a dick faggot"
>"Great! Tomorrow, same time!"
>No way in hell is that going to happen.



>After a half hour of waddling, you reach your small home.
>It wasn't much, a one story two room place next to the mayors office.
>Inside, you grab a knife.
>You're going to need two guns for this.
>Placing it next to your bed, you sleep for the night.
>Tomorrow you will be ready.

>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>Pinkie Pie is back at your door, at 4 or 3 or 78 am in the morning.
"go fuck yourself" you yell
>"NOPE" Pinkie yells back as she busts down your door.
>Grabbing your knife, you slowly position yourself next to your door.
>Just as planned, Pinkie waltz in your room like she owns the place.
"boo"
>You shove the knife into her cutie mark, causing her to scream.
>"NNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS"
>Pulling the knife out of her azzhole, you shove it into her skull.
>"ANAON I LOVE YOU PLEAZE DONT"
>Too late, Pinkie falls on the floor, not moving.
>Kicking her aside, you lick the blood off your knife.
"DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS!"
>After your breakfest of blood and marshmellow azzhole, you waltz out of your door.
>You need to tell twilight to inform the princess that ponyvale is free.



>After a short walk, you have arrived at Twilights treenigger
>It is a nigger now because it caught fire and the tree has died so it is black.
>Somehow the inside was fine, the fire was only cosmetic.
>after walking in because it is a libary and you dont knock on a libary door dumbass, you yell for Twlight
>"Is that you anon?" Twilight says from her second story
"ye i killed pinks"
>"Really?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yells in excitement as she jumps down into your crotch
"ja the town is safe! inform the princess, i want my paycheck"
>"What's a paycheck, anon?"
"er just say i want my bitz"
>"Alright, one second, SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEKEKEKEI" Twilight yells
>"yo nigga lemme finish this round on cawwaadouty" says spike.
>"You've been playing that rehashed shit since it came out, faggot! Get up here now!"
>"fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnne" spike says as he throws the xbawxk controller into the screen, setting the tv on fire
"yo i bought that for you faggot pay me now"
>"go suck a fat one whitey" spikay says as he flips you off
>"Spike, shut the fuck up. Send a letter to princess celasckria that Pinkie Pie has been killed, and P0nyvale is free." Twilight says as she writes a letter from a paper she pulled out of her ass
"yo dont forget i want my bitz"
>"yeah yaeh, go tell Rarity to get out of her den"
"on it"

>Ratitiy's sweatshop was only a few minutes of waddling away
>Once again you walk right in because you dont knock on a buisness dumnbass
>"Cuming!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" Ratity says as she runs down her stairs
"Hey, Pinkie Pie is dead, She tried to rape me this morning so I raped her"
>Ratity gasps
"Just kidding, I stabbed her to death."
>"Oh whew, I thought you were serious. Well, thank you anonymous, you are the hero this town deserves."
"Yeah, Twichink told me to tell you that you can come outside now, since Pinkie is down for the count."