RWBY Episode 2 Dialogue

-RWBY Episode 2-
Red = Ruby Rose
Yellow = Yang Xiao Long
White = Weiss Schnee
Black = Blake Belladonna
John = Jaune Arc

Yellow:
The view from vales got nothing on this.

Red:
Sis, that kid's got a collapsable staff!
She's got a firesword!

Yellow:
Easy there little sister, they're just weapons.

Red:
Just weapons?
They're an extension of ourselves; they're a part of us!
Oh, they're so cool!

Yellow:
Well, why can't you swoon over your own weapons?
Aren't you happy with it?

Red:
Of course I'm happy with Crescent Rose, I just really like seeing new ones.
It's like meeting new people, but better.

Yellow:
Ruby, come on, why don't you try and make some friends of your own?

Red:
But, why would I need friends when I have you?

Yellow:
Well, actually my friends are here now-

Red:
Wait, where are you going?
Are we supposed to go to our dorms?
Where are our dorms?
Do we have dorms?
Ugh, I don't know what I'm doing...

White:
What are you doing?

Red:
Sorry...

White:
Sorry?
Do you have any idea of the  damage you could've caused?
This is dust, mined and purified from the Schnee Quarry.
What are you, brain-dead?
Dust: fire, water, lightning, energy.
Are you even listening to me?
Any of this sinking in?
What do you have to say for yourself?
Unbelievable!
This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about.

Red:
I'm really, really, sorry.

White:
You complete dolt!
What are you even doing here?
Aren't you a little young to attending Beacon?

Red:
Well, I...

White:
This isn't your ordinary combat school, it's not just sparring and practicing you know?
We're here to fight monsters.
So, watch where you're going!

Red:
Hey, I said I was sorry princess!

Black:
It's heiress, actually.
Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee dust company, one of the largest producers of energy propellant in the world.

White:
Finally, some recognition.

Black:
This same company, controversial for its labor forces and questionable business partners.

White:
What... How dare... The nerve of...

Red:
I promise I'll make this up to you!
I guess I'm not the only one having a rough first day...
So, what's...
Welcome to Beacon...

John:
Hey, I'm John

Red:
Ruby.
Aren't you the guy who threw up on the ship?

John:
All I'm saying is that motion sickness is a much more common problem than people at (awn?)

Red:
Look, I'm sorry, vomit boy was the first thing that came to mind.

John:
Oh yeah?
What if I called you crater face?

Red:
Hey, that explosion was an accident!

John:
Well, the name's John Arc.
Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it.

Red:
Do they?

John:
They will.
Well, I... I hope they will...
My mom always says that... Never mind...

Red:
So... I got this thing.

John:
Whoah, is that a scythe?

Red:
It's also a customizable high-impact sniper rifle.

John:
A wha-

Red:
It's also a gun.

John:
Oh... That's cool!

Red:
So, what do got?

John:
I... I got this sword.
Yeah, I got a shield too

Red:
So, what do they do?

John:
Well, the shield gets smaller, so when I get tired of carrying it, I can just put it away.

Red:
But, wouldn't it weigh the same?

John:
Yeah, it does...

Red:
Well, I'm kind of a dork when it comes to weapons.
I guess I did go a bit overboard in designing it...

John:
Wait, you made that?

Red:
Of course, all students at Signal (Academy) forge their own weapons.
Didn't you make yours?

John:
It's a hand-me-down, my great-great grandfather used it to fight in the war.

Red:
Sounds more like a family heirloom to me.
Well, I like it.
Not many people have an appreciation for the classics these days.

John:
Yeah, the classics...

Red:
So, why'd you help me out back there, in the couryard?

John:
Eh, why not?
My mom always said "Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet."

Red:
Hmm... Hey, where are we going?

John:
Oh, I don't know, I was just following you.
Ya think there might be a directory, maybe a food court, some sort of recognizable landmark?
Is that a no?

Red: That's a no.