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  1. 07[03:15] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Halim runs around and draws attention to himself, giving the others an opportunity to make progress!
  2. 14[03:16] 07³1414 HomelessRoger 14(15~Roger_Sti14@1528DCA9F5.289C3241.262A7BF9.IP14)15 has quit IRC 14(07Quit: Leaving.14)
  3. 14[03:17] 07³1414 HomelessRoger 14(15~Roger_Sti14@1528DCA9F5.289C3241.262A7BF9.IP14)15 has joined14 #farrecon
  4. 07[03:17] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+6 Halim pulls out a grenade and aims for the turret! (percep to throwing)
  5. 07[03:17] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: Halim pulls out a grenade and aims for the turret! (percep to throwing): 6 (6df+6=0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
  6. 14[03:17] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 Cecil takes aim, spotting for targets other than the turret.
  7. 07[03:18] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim, Pdef.
  8. 07[03:18] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+8 imma get killed by turret. maybe.
  9. 07[03:18] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: imma get killed by turret. maybe.: 8 (6df+8=0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
  10. 07[03:18] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+12 Niggaaaa
  11. 07[03:18] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: Niggaaaa: 16 (6df+12=3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  12. 07[03:20] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim is hit by one one of the turrets, sending him flying back as it hits him on his left side, disabling his left arm. -2 Body
  13. 07[03:20] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "Augh fuck!" Can Halim still pull the pin on the grenade and throw it?
  14. 07[03:20] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 He can, with his teeth, like a boss.
  15. 07[03:20] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Indeed.
  16. 07[03:20] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+4 he tags the maneuver to do just that
  17. 07[03:20] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: he tags the maneuver to do just that: 6 (6df+4=3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  18. 14[03:21] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 "Halim, we're all through! We're in the tower! Get out of there!" Cecil's shouting from the base of the tower.
  19. 07[03:21] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The grenade soars, flying off toward the mech, blowing one of its back legs off.
  20. 14[03:22] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 Cecil provides covering fire with the revolver, fat lot of good that'll do.
  21. 07[03:22] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 It starts to droop, and sag, falling to the side a bit.
  22. 07[03:22] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "It'll just follow me! I *got* *this*!"
  23. 14[03:22] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 6df+8 tagging maneuver: Cecil shoots!
  24. 07[03:22] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Fifthman: tagging maneuver: Cecil shoots!: 11 (6df+8=3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  25. 07[03:22] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Where is Cecil shooting?
  26. 07[03:22] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Just in general?
  27. 14[03:23] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 At a turret. How many are there?
  28. 14[03:23] 07³1414 Tox 14(15~Ultima14@15synIRC-6B5E4DF0.washdc.fios.verizon.net14)15 has joined14 #farrecon
  29. 14[03:23] 07³14 14ChanServ15 sets mode14: +o Tox
  30. 07[03:23] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 I meant at the turret.
  31. 14[03:23] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 Cecil's aiming for something that looks like a head, I suppose.
  32. 14[03:23] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 Or one of the guns.
  33. 14[03:23] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 Really, he's shooting where he feels he'll do the most damage.
  34. 07[03:24] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Fair 'nuff.
  35. 07[03:24] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+12
  36. 07[03:24] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: 13 (6df+12=4-, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
  37. 07[03:24] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Well, it doesn't do much, unfortunately!
  38. 07[03:24] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Is there any sort of visible entrance to the turret?
  39. 07[03:25] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 There isn't.
  40. 07[03:25] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Just the one port hole.
  41. 07[03:25] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim, Pdef again!
  42. 07[03:25] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+8 eep
  43. 07[03:25] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: eep: 4 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 4-, 0, 4-, 0)
  44. 07[03:26] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+10 Hey at least the turrets are weaker (kinda)
  45. 07[03:26] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: Hey at least the turrets are weaker (kinda): 8 (6df+10=0, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  46. 14[03:26] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 "Get out of there! We're all in the tower!" What kind of guns are the turrets firing?
  47. 14[03:27] 07³14 14Soulless15 is now known as 14Soulless|Dreamin
  48. 07[03:27] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "Big ones!"
  49. 07[03:28] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim gets shot at, but thankfully the bolt itself misses.
  50. 07[03:28] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 However, Halim is hit by shrapnel from it! -1 Body.
  51. 07[03:28] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Big guns.
  52. 07[03:28] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Oh. That wasn't out loud. Redact the statement then.
  53. 14[03:28] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 Cecil takes aim and fires again, this time at the porthole.
  54. 07[03:29] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 What's the area the guns can hit? As in, do they swivel 360 degrees in all directions, or what?
  55. 14[03:29] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 6df+8 tagging Excitement Magnet - Cecil shoots for the porthole.
  56. 07[03:29] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Fifthman: tagging Excitement Magnet - Cecil shoots for the porthole.: 12 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  57. 14[03:29] 07³1414 TheRaven 14(15~Ravinoff14@1517598CA9.E52DDD5E.3EBEA5DF.IP14)15 has quit IRC 14(07Quit: Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin' waves, together undivided but forever we'll be free!14)
  58. 07[03:29] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 No, they just seem to be able to pivot in an arc around the front of the head.
  59. 07[03:30] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Halim runs around and tries to climb up a leg that would be out of reach of the turret. Ath?
  60. 07[03:30] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Yep
  61. 07[03:30] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+8 vs. Cecil
  62. 07[03:30] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: vs. Cecil: 7 (6df+8=0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  63. 07[03:30] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Cecil shoots out the porthole! It cracks open, revealing the guard inside, who happens to still be alive.
  64. 07[03:30] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 And pissed.
  65. 07[03:31] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Minus anything for only having one good arm?
  66. 07[03:31] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Oh, yeah. -2
  67. 07[03:31] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+7 climban
  68. 07[03:31] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: climban: 8 (6df+7=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
  69. 14[03:31] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 "Halim, you idiot!" Cecil can only watch as Halim continues his insanity.
  70. 07[03:32] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "I got this shit! Go kill the warden or do whatevah it is that gets us home safe!"
  71. 07[03:33] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim climbs up dat leg.
  72. 14[03:33] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 Cecil watches for only a moment more before he turns to climb the tower.
  73. 07[03:34] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Cecil, return to #redpool
  74. 07[03:37] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Halim climbs up to the porthole and quickly tosses in a sedative grenade.
  75. 07[03:37] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df hoping for a positive
  76. 07[03:37] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: hoping for a positive: 0 (6df=4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  77. 07[03:37] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Also good.
  78. 14[03:38] 14(1415Fifthman14)15 Teamwork!
  79. 07[03:38] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The sedative goes into the porthole. However, the guards all have gasmasks on!
  80. 07[03:38] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 It does nothing, Halim!
  81. 07[03:38] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim, Pdef vs. Pistol
  82. 07[03:38] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+8 Halim had not noticed!
  83. 07[03:38] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: Halim had not noticed!: 9 (6df+8=3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  84. 14[03:38] 07³1414 ShockwaveLover 14(15Mibbit14@15synIRC-3BD68868.qld.bigpond.net.au14)15 has quit IRC 14(07Quit: stealing sloppy padril14)
  85. 07[03:39] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+7 That's something you should try to notice next time bro.
  86. 07[03:39] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: That's something you should try to notice next time bro.: 10 (6df+7=0, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  87. 07[03:39] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim is shot in the arm! Well, /fuck/. -1 Body.
  88. 07[03:39] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Which one?
  89. 07[03:39] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Scratch that, leg.
  90. 07[03:39] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Left leg.
  91. 07[03:39] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "Augh dammit fuck shit cocks piss!"
  92. 07[03:40] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Is the guard still peeking out of the porthole?
  93. 07[03:40] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 He is.
  94. 07[03:41] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+7 In that case, Halim attempts to grab him and toss him over the edge.
  95. 07[03:41] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: In that case, Halim attempts to grab him and toss him over the edge.: 8 (6df+7=4-, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  96. 07[03:41] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+6 Awshit
  97. 07[03:41] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: Awshit: 4 (6df+6=0, 3+, 4-, 0, 4-, 4-)
  98. 07[03:41] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim pulls him over!
  99. 07[03:41] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim, roll Ath to keep your grip!
  100. 07[03:42] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+7 m'kay
  101. 07[03:42] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: m'kay: 9 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 0, 3+, 0, 4-)
  102. 07[03:42] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim manages to stay on. He is an absolute badass right now.
  103. 07[03:43] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The guard groans on the ground, trying to get back up.
  104. 07[03:45] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Halim pokes his head into the porthole. Any other guards in there?
  105. 07[03:45] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Nope.
  106. 07[03:45] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "Yessss." Halim goes in and looks around. Can he figure out the controls?
  107. 07[03:46] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 He can. They don't look too complicated.
  108. 07[03:46] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Although, Halim!
  109. 07[03:46] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 It'll be tough with one good arm, certainly.
  110. 07[03:46] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The guard is still moving on the ground!
  111. 07[03:46] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 He aims up into the porthole! PDef, Halim!
  112. 07[03:46] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+8 oh noes
  113. 07[03:46] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: oh noes: 8 (6df+8=3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  114. 07[03:46] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+7
  115. 07[03:46] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: 5 (6df+7=0, 3+, 4-, 0, 4-, 4-)
  116. 07[03:47] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The shot misses!
  117. 07[03:47] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Ranged to use the turrets?
  118. 07[03:48] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Yep. +5
  119. 07[03:48] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Actually, +7.
  120. 07[03:48] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+7 Halim's enjoying the shit out of this, if I'm not making this clear.
  121. 07[03:48] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: Halim's enjoying the shit out of this, if I'm not making this clear.: 6 (6df+7=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
  122. 07[03:48] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+7 ROLL, GUARD, ROLL.
  123. 07[03:48] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: ROLL, GUARD, ROLL.: 7 (6df+7=4-, 0, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  124. 07[03:49] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The guard rolls out of the way of the shots as they shoot into the ground!
  125. 07[03:49] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim's aim is a bit off.
  126. 07[03:49] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "Shit!"
  127. 07[03:49] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim, PDef again!
  128. 07[03:50] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+8 oh my, this man sure seems to be paying quite a bit of attention to me~
  129. 07[03:50] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: oh my, this man sure seems to be paying quite a bit of attention to me~: 8 (6df+8=0, 3+, 4-, 0, 0, 0)
  130. 07[03:51] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+7
  131. 07[03:51] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: 9 (6df+7=0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 0, 3+)
  132. 07[03:51] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Oh my, indeed. A lot. So much, that he manages to get his shot in.
  133. 07[03:51] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim is shot in the other shoulder.
  134. 07[03:51] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 -1 Body.
  135. 07[03:52] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "AAAAUGH DAMMIT" Halim is at 1 body. He'd give up now, but that's just not an option.
  136. 07[03:52] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+7 he sends a few more barrels of dakka towards the guard
  137. 07[03:52] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: he sends a few more barrels of dakka towards the guard: 12 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  138. 07[03:52] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 6df+7 Well fuck.
  139. 07[03:52] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Mr_Wilt: Well fuck.: 8 (6df+7=4-, 0, 0, 0, 3+, 3+)
  140. 07[03:53] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The shots hit home, one of the bolts tearing him apart.
  141. 07[03:53] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Nigga dead.
  142. 07[03:53] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Just in time for Halim to see three of the sea beasts, climbing toward the prison.
  143. 07[03:53] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "...well shit." Halim fumbles for his radio, but realizes that he short-circuited it with the ore.
  144. 07[03:54] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Is the turret still mobile?
  145. 07[03:54] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 It is.
  146. 07[03:55] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Halim attempts to lead the turret away from the prison. Persuasion to distract the sea monster?
  147. 07[03:55] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Is Halim so sure he really wants to do that?
  148. 07[03:56] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Unless this machine's got enough firepower to take it down via shooting, he's gonna have to find some way to keep it away from his friends. He'll do that.
  149. 14[03:56] 07³1414 Tox 14(15~Ultima14@15synIRC-6B5E4DF0.washdc.fios.verizon.net14)15 has left14 #farrecon 14(07JOIN #farrecon14)
  150. 14[03:56] 07³1414 Tox 14(15~Ultima14@15synIRC-6B5E4DF0.washdc.fios.verizon.net14)15 has joined14 #farrecon
  151. 14[03:56] 07³14 14ChanServ15 sets mode14: +o Tox
  152. 07[03:56] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Persuasion, then.
  153. 07[03:57] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+7 fuck the police
  154. 07[03:57] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: fuck the police: 9 (6df+7=0, 3+, 3+, 0, 0, 0)
  155. 07[03:57] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The nearest sea beast looks down at Halim, and his distraction.
  156. 07[03:57] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 "Come on... away from the prison..."
  157. 07[03:59] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The massive hand of the sea beast slams down toward Halim!
  158. 07[03:59] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Halim pushes onwards. "Well... it could have gone a lot worse." He might be referring to anything now.
  159. 07[03:59] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Halim, either three consecutive Ath passes, or two Engineering passes, if you're thinking on escaping.
  160. 07[04:00] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+8 Engineering 1
  161. 07[04:00] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: Engineering 1: 7 (6df+8=0, 3+, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  162. 07[04:00] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+8 engineering 2
  163. 07[04:00] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: engineering 2: 8 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  164. 07[04:00] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The turret leaps away from the hand, just in time!
  165. 07[04:01] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Halim continues to lead it away from the prison. Persuasion again?
  166. 07[04:01] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Yep.
  167. 07[04:01] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+7 :U
  168. 07[04:01] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: :U: 6 (6df+7=0, 0, 0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  169. 07[04:02] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 And the beast is persuaded! It brings up its other hand, slamming it down toward Halim.
  170. 07[04:02] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Same deal.
  171. 07[04:02] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+8 staying IC, staying IC...
  172. 07[04:02] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: staying IC, staying IC...: 9 (6df+8=0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
  173. 07[04:02] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 6df+8 also staying IC
  174. 07[04:02] 14(1407Glacon14)07 Scantron: also staying IC: 6 (6df+8=3+, 4-, 0, 4-, 0, 4-)
  175. 07[04:04] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The machine starts hopping away, until it trips, the leg Halim blown off unable to catch him!
  176. 07[04:04] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 The hand slowly starts falling towards him, as the mech falls to its side.
  177. 07[04:04] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 What happens to Halim?
  178. 07[04:05] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 He's still in the cockpit, sitting there.
  179. 07[04:05] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Ah. Ath to get out without getting fucked, I assume?
  180. 07[04:05] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 Nope. It's too late, now.
  181. 07[04:06] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Halim sighs and starts praying.
  182. 07[04:07] 14(14@07Mr_Wilt14)07 As he prays, the hand presses down onto the turret, crushing both him and Halim.
  183. 14[04:08] 07³1414 Dexanote 14(15~chatzilla14@15synIRC-874DEFBC.home.cgocable.net14)15 has quit IRC 14(07Quit: goodnight14)
  184. 07[04:09] 14(1407padri14)07 Ren rushes to Halim's body.
  185. 07[04:09] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 Well. Does Halim's body go back to the sub bay?
  186. 07[04:09] 14(1407padri14)07 She folds over next to him and cries.
  187. 07[04:09] 14(1407padri14)07 Yes.
  188. 07[04:09] 14(14%07Sequence14)07 Alissa crawls over when she sees Halim, sprawled on the ground. "No..."
  189. 07[04:09] 14(1407Proto_Lost14)07 Simon feels that something incredibly dramatic and sad happened somewhere, but pays it no heed as- GODDAMMIT NO IT GOT AWAY.
  190. 07[04:09] 14(14@07Scantron14)07 It's crushed all to hell.
  191. 07[04:10] 14(1407padri14)07 She cries and cries.
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