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Nurse Sexyshy

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Sep 11th, 2013
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  1. "AHHHH CHUUUUU."
  2. >Grab another tissue.
  3. >Blow into it.
  4. "Fuckin' Fluttersh-sh-sh-AHHHHH CHUUUUUU."
  5. >You hated this.
  6. >Yesterday Fluttershy tried guess if sneezing in your mouth was your fetish.
  7. >That horny bitch got you sick!
  8. "Some chicken soup will make me feel better."
  9. >Pick up your snuggie and wobble over to the cupboard.
  10. >Open it up to be met with the holy sight of chicken soup.
  11. "Hell yes."
  12. >You say through a congested nose.
  13. >Pour the cans contents in a bowl and pop it in the microwave.
  14. >Just as you set the timer on the microwave, there's a knock at your door.
  15. "I can't do this shit today."
  16. >You wobble over to the door and answer it to see Fluttershy dressed as a nurse.
  17. >"H-hey big boy. Nurse Sexyshy is here to take care of you."
  18. >You just stare at her.
  19. >The microwave goes off, signifying your delicious bowl of cure is ready.
  20. >Fluttershy dashes over to it before you can respond.
  21. >She pull the bowl of golden deliciousness out of the microwave.
  22. >You make your way to the table and take a seat.
  23. >Fluttershy holds a spoon of the soup in front of your face.
  24. >"Say Ahhhhh."
  25. >You look at her like she just farted in a bank and the fumes made the alarm go off.
  26. "No. I'm not a child I can feed myself."
  27. >Fluttershy takes this the wrong way.
  28. >"Oops."
  29. >She pours the scolding hot soup over your lap.
  30. >Look down at the only thing that can cure of your sickness is now giving you third degree burns.
  31. >Quietly stand up and walk to the bathroom.
  32. >look in the mirror.
  33. "Don't let her see you c-cryyyy."
  34. >You burst into tears as you remember your fallen food comrade.
  35. >The hot soup to skin contact didn't bother you, but that soup was like a soup to you.
  36. >Delicious and warm. Good for a cold winters night. Soup was there for you when your dog ,scruffy, died.
  37. >And that whore, that whore thinks she can just throw it on you like that.
  38. >Your grip tightens against the sink.
  39. >Knock, knock.
  40. >"You better get out here m-mister, so mama can lick- I mean clean that soup off you.
  41. >You've had enough of this.
  42. >Your blood boils.
  43. >Turn around and open the door to reveal Fluttershy.
  44. >"That's better mister."
  45. >She approaches your pants and tries unbuttoning them.
  46. >Slap her face then push her out of your path.
  47. >Your rush down to the spilled contents on the floor.
  48. >Look around on the ground not sure what to do.
  49. >Begin giving the soup CPR.
  50. >It doesn't work.
  51. "Pl-please. I need your help."
  52. >Your face meets your hands as tears fall.
  53. >There's a strange, slippery feeling on your arm.
  54. >Look down to see a noodle stroking your arm, attempting to comfort you.
  55. >"I'd never leave you Anon."
  56. >Look up in awe at the now flying mass of chicken and pasta.
  57. "B-but how?"
  58. >"You believed in me when no one else would, and for that I thank you."
  59. >The pasta says while caressing your face.
  60. >"Now. There's something that must be done."
  61. >Watch as he floats off into the direction where Fluttershy last was.
  62. >"N-NO PLEASE DON'T."
  63. >The screams of Fluttershy can be heard throughout the house.
  64. >"You were on the floor longer than 5 seco-BLAHHLAHLALAH."
  65. >There's silence.
  66. >The pasta returns.
  67. "What uhhh what'd you do?"
  68. >"I gave her the Hersey Squirts."
  69. "..."
  70. "How?"
  71. >The pasta laughs at your question.
  72. >"You have a lot to learn."
  73. >He begins exiting your house.
  74. "Wait. How'd you do it?"
  75. >"Anon. I expired 3 years ago. Man you need to clean out your cupboard."
  76. >And with that he was gone.
  77. >Some say you can still see the expired soup flying around the Everfree, some say he threw himself away.
  78. >We may never know what happened to him.
  79. >The End.
  80.  
  81. >"I don't get the story."
  82. >Look over to see Fluttershy reading over your shoulder.
  83. >You try hiding your monitor, but it's no use.
  84. "What the fuck Fluttershy! You can't just read over my shoulder like that!"
  85. >"I'm just sayin' it needs work."
  86. "You need work."
  87. >Boom. You got her.
  88. >"Wow that was a good one."
  89. >She says in a sarcastic tone.
  90. "That's it."
  91. >Grab her by the tail and and throw her out the window.
  92. >Sit back down at your computer.
  93. >You then type a new story bcause of...
  94. >Fucking Fluttershy's critique.
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