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- Golf
- Hockey Puck
- Bobble-head
- Jackie Chan
- >Day I can't count anymore in Equestria
- >You wake up and watch the digital clock until it is 8
- >Knock knock on the door
- Never misses a single day does she...
- >You trudge downstairs skipping your routine
- >You open the door and see Fluttershy standing there smiling
- >You don't smile back
- What?
- >"I w-was wondering if you wanted to go play some golf with me and Pinkie..."
- >Hmmmm golf?
- >Didn't even know they had that in crazy pony land
- Sure. Let me get ready first.
- >You go back upstairs and perform the sacrificial summonings of satan
- >aka SSS
- >Then you get dressed and come back down to them
- Alright lets get going!
- >Fast forward time
- >You are at at the golf course
- >It was designed for ponies obviously because it was basically mini-golf
- >With those windmills and shit you have to hit the ball through
- >Little do these ponies know, you were the master mini-golf player back on earth
- >You whoop their asses at it
- >How are they even supposed to use those putters with their mouths
- >They all suck except for you
- >Pinkie is tallying up the scores
- >"Anon! You did awful!"
- What? I totally beat both of you!
- >"What are you talking about? You got the least number of shots in so you lose!"
- >These ponies...damn them and their stupidity
- >As you are leaving the mini-golf place, you see something on the ground
- >You pick it up
- Hey Fluttershy look at this!
- >She looks at the bobble head you picked up
- >"Its j-just a old bobble head. Come on l-lets go."
- Oh alright...
- >You slip the bobble head into your pack
- >The three of you return to town
- >Pinkie leaves and you and Fluttershy walk home
- >You live right next to her so yeah
- >You pull out the bobble head and look at it some more
- >It shows a yellow earth pony with a huge smile and holding his hooves out like he's fighting
- >Fluttershy looks up at it
- >"You kept it?"
- Yeah why not?
- >"It's just w-weird that's all."
- You have no room to talk about weird. Remember last Thursday?
- --Insert Timecard Here--
- >You are in your house eating your balanced breakfast of eggs and bread
- >Well not so balanced
- >There is a knock on the door
- >You open it and are hit in the face with a wet hockey puck
- >You fall over holding your face
- What the fuck?!
- >"I-is puck catching your fetish?"
- What?
- >You look up and see two Fluttershy's launching a hockey puck from each other's cunt back and forth
- >You throw up
- GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
- >They fly out afraid and quick
- --Back to Present--
- >"But imagine if that was your f-fetish! I would have had no idea!"
- You make a good point. A disturbing but good point.
- >You reach your houses
- >As you turn to go to yours, a sharp pain hits the back of your leg
- >You fall to your knees as this happens
- >Everything goes black as you smack the ground
- >You wake up in a dark and wet place
- >"Oh you're awake! Good."
- >Fluttershy steps out of the darkness
- >"You dropped your nasty bobble thing."
- >She throws it on your lap and you grab it
- >Your legs are bound to the chair
- >"Guess what time it is?"
- Uhh...6:45?
- >"Wrong it's rape time!"
- >She puts her massive horse weight on your lap
- >You pull the bobble head away just in time
- >Brain has an idea
- >You hit her in the head with the bobble head
- >Her head and the bobble head do the same thing for a couple seconds
- >Then she gets her normal rape face back
- >What in the hell is that?
- >The bobble head is seeping purple smoke
- Fluttershy what's happening?!
- >She looks at the bobble head and then gets off you
- >"I don't know!"
- >You both stare at it for a couple seconds until the purple smoke begins to form something
- Is that...
- >It forms fingers and a body
- A human?!
- >It pigments the skin the right color
- >Now stands before you a naked Jackie Chan
- >He turns toward Fluttershy
- >"YOU! How dare you hurt the one that saved me!"
- >He flies at her and punches her in the face
- >She's out cold
- Wow that was awesome!
- >"Yeah. I'm sealed inside the bobble head but every once in a bobble I can escape for a while."
- That's awesome!
- >He unties you and Jackie Chan talk about this and come to an agreement
- >You will set him free whenever Fluttershy tries her fetish attempts and he has to stop her to be free for a few hours
- >Today was a friend making day
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