I was with my mates on the bullet train the other day, and I got one of them with a sneak kamehameha blast. We were fined ¥10,000 for delaying the train due to rupturing the steel in one of the cars, but in my mind it was worth it.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and Super Saiyan Atheist Level 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRVVGpNqF7o

What kind of personality do you think best fits a waifu?
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sigh whatever, wake me up for the next Fire Emblem. Arigatou Gozaimasu, Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and tsundere analyst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWOel8ZnnhE

I appreciate all of the scientific racism that has decided to pop up on this video, but let's be real here. We've all done similar things. In fact, one time when I was parked in Neo Tokyo, a bunch of hooligans (and let's be honest, they were most likely those barbaric Koreans) spray tagged my Gundam with "Laughing Man" symbols. It's a generational thing. Kids these days know no respect. Gone are the days when you would grow up obedient, respecting your elders, and be expected to train yourself in martial arts to try and avenge the death of your father. Arigatou Gozaimasu, Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and  ramen connoisseur. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f1wpHIpyKQ

People need to stop talking about Iggy Azalea. Right now.And start talking about Kyary Pyamyu Pyamyu instead.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/jpop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SkfzaNNgIM

What a typical gaijin! According to Japanese construction worker etiquette, you are supposed to bow after mooning. Although in fairness, one can argue that the drone made the first breach by not greeting the mooner properly.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and senior keigo consultant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-w5VXYSOoA

I was in a Japanese hotel once, and when I asked for room service, I showed them my reddit gold membership card. Let me tell you, when me or my waifu asked for anything after that, let me tell you, they were just fawning over my intellect. All the pocky and pocari sweat I could ever ask for.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and moe know-it-all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-1D_MJzsNU

Such masterful technique... I nearly cried.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/JapaneseFood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olTuSpJTL2g

Superior Japanese technology saves the day again! (I had to use private browsing on this link to avoid my waifu's suspicions)Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/edmPS did anyone see that sick Bash tutorial at 3:14?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0eS3zC3Jco

I wonder if I can get Barney to do my version, "Straight Outta Tokyo". I've never actually been to Japan, of course, but I've seen it depicted very realistically in Manga.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and yandere investigator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmH3Gwf9UiY

This would never happen in Tokyo. No seriously. Housing costs in Tokyo are half that of the Bay Area because they don't have really dumb zoning laws that keep you from building anything.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and Oakland Slumlord
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40QY9PrP0rg

The last time there was a cyber-powered act of terror of this magnitude was in "Ghost in the Shell". Sadly, it does not sound like this guy has the accent of Neo-Tokyo.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and moe specialist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7POuF8mWCc

He's so bad ass, like a gaijin Vash from Trigun! I'll fight with you, yatsu, any day of the week!Arigatou Gozaimasu, Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and yandere researcher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQry89ZcQk

Space Jam? Pah. Anyone who's in the know prefers "Buzzer Beater", the anime about an underdog human team trying to establish their dominance in an alien-dominated basketball league.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and ~proud tsundere queen~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwB4idmx7oE

Holy mother of god, Donetsk just got gundams. Only Char can save us now!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/gundam and first redditor to ever write a Euromaidan-based Hentai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuQ5EPnSE_4

Whoa! I imagine to think what Vash from Trigun could do with this! And I wonder what the impact would be with a superior Japanese square watermelon!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and erstwhile manga curator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFj4efBPoyc

A truly impressive feat! Of course, in Japan, this would never happen, as everyone is embedded in virtual reality and only a vestigial meat frame exists in the real world. Trust me, I watched "Ghost in the Shell".Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and futanari explorer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfzoLUtKspg

An oddly compelling compilation of the great tragic hero of the Harry Potter series. Of course, this does not compare to the heart-wrenching tale of Guts from the Berzerk series, a cursed figure who sees all of his friends die as he slowly goes blind from his haunting by demons. Come to reddit, where we discuss literary themes in anime freely, in an upvote-friendly context.Arigatou gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and moe analyst.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhOQ4VW6xV8

Revolutionary, but ostensibly not as revolutionary as any of esteemed creator Hayao Miyazaki's movies. Miyazaki, as we true Otaku know, is a hardcore leftist. This set of social values permeates through his work, especially his earlier movies. Come to reddit, where we discuss the vestiges of leftist anime freely.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/manga and yandere consultant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8de2W3rtZsA

This reminds me of a scene from Full Metal Alchemist, where Envy creates a false "miracle" to bring the town's birds back to life. As you all know, what really happens is not unlike this poor creature right here. My alchemist powers are not quite strong right now, but I have been training and will hopefully be able to stop accidents like this from happening again.Arigato Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/FullmetalAlchemist and Tsundere consultant. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W604-rRm1RA

Soccer is of course a true gentleman's game. I remember seeing quite a few games while enjoying Captain Tsubasa, a wonderful anime series (That's Japanese Animation for all you "Gai-Jin" out there). Seeing Tsubasa play with Barcelona warms my heart like this interview, so everyone should sit down and watch a few episodes. And read the manga.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, senior moderator of /r/tsunderesharks and /r/anime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U_PUbQGA4U

This is absolutely sickening. As a BRA (Bot's Rights Advocate), I find this sort of bloodsport abhorrent. If there was blood in this dimly lit arena, the police would have shut it down immediately. But silicon? Apparently we, as a people are cool with this.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/botsrights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqQNfWdx2Zo

This is clearly a gaijin phone, everyone knows the number to call the police is 110 in Japan. 緊急通報用!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, Moderator of /r/anime and /r/medicaladvice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4do3Kus2nQ

Inu-Chan, it is time to sing the song of your people! Like Ginga, in his hit manga series, "Ginga: Densetsu Weed"!Sadly, it seems like these dogs are neither talking, nor superheroes. But we can all dream.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and shiba inu grooming specialist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOwTgGivGN8

Amazing! I wonder if it could be repainted in JAL livery- it would go great with the scale model of Haneda airport I have in my basement! Arigatou Gozaimasu, Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/aviation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZTtWnFMc_s

Boring. I'd like to see them race my '73 datsun pickup with a bunch of electric batteries in the back. Superior Japanese technology wins again!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/justrolledintotheshop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SywqgH7n-5g

Quite an interesting plant, although in terms of invasive species I'm more drawn to bamboo or Japanese knotweed. I can't say for certain why, it's just something about them piques my horticultural interest.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/whatisthisplant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOJG5mF6OLs

Boring. When's "A Taste of Japan" going to come out? I don't care about "Schmaeh" or "Gemuetlichkeit", I just want "Omotenashi" and "Omoiyari".Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and Japanese travel consultant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJNgDAx85aI

Who the fuck is this gaijin! Every time someone impersonates me, I lose an incredible amount of face! Now I'm going to have to run off new meishi to explain this grievance! 
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Sorry I haven't been posting, my waifu's been holding my reddit account hostage.
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I only wish I could have the swagger of this trilby-clad shrine of manliness. He truly has the Heart of the Cards in him.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/mtg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJEfQDMckl8

It's fine, I'm not the best public speaker either. One time during Japanese class I broke down and forgot what the word for "waifu" was in the middle of a presentation about my family. Komarimashita ne!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and moe researcher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzaLQ9nUEDk

This is what happens when you have gaijin trying to cook superior Asian cuisine. It never works out. I tried to get mom to make decent temakki to put in my bento box, and she completely failed at getting the seaweed to stick! The struggle is real!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/japanesefood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsyfYJ5Ou3g

Such a daring feat! I tried something similar piloting my gundam over the streets of Kyoto, and almost lost my license!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and futanari consultant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paqWYSaj0CI

Big deal. I proposed to my waifu in a 7-issue manga series. And I didn't even have to put a clickbait description on the video.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and ~proud tsundere queen~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH_Qu4ohdY0

All these cuts with people emoting but no one actually saying anything... reminds me of a gaijin knockoff of my favorite anime, Dragonball Z! Of course, Dragonball Z is better than what passes for daytime TV... if I wanted to watch a bunch of gaijin sitting around looking agape, I'd show my family my hentai collection.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and owner of 3 dragonballs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY

In a more civilized country like Japan, they do not have brutish guns like this one. Instead, everyone uses the power of ki to focus their energy in an aggressive manner.Arigatou Gozaimashita,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and Japanese armament expert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBWUs8poYU

A great show and one of my few forbidden gaijin media pleasures. It reminds me a lot of Salaryman Kintaro, except no doubt these young misfits do not have the grueling commutes and hours that Kintaro-san does.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, Zaibatsu analyst.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwTonKwwzYM

Horrifying! I could never imagine something like this happening in Japan! Namely because skydiving becomes obsolete once you reach the level of Super Saiyan.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and tsundere specialist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce_sAXKk4QA

This would obviously never happen in Japan, where crime has been abolished since the late 1960s. And of course this baka Australian hip hop would be replaced by far superior music, like vocaloids and wonderful j-pop artists like SNSD.Gamsahabnida,Otaku Fedorashi, Anime curator and moderator of /r/Vocaloid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihSaGAVHmvw

Quite an impressive speed, and an excellent way to travel through the city. Of course, in Japan, everyone travels faster than a puny 120 miles an hour with their system of bullet trains, mechanized robot suits, and flying super saiyans (saiya-jin for the real otakus out there). I hope one day this superior Japanese technology can be brought to the Netherlands and enable these flying gai-jin to go faster.Arigatou Gozaimasu, Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and licensed gundam pilot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F-BnwMJhXo

Oh, Neko-chan! That cat must be dying to watch Neko Ramen, the anime about a cat who opens up a ramen stall. A definite must-watch for your crunchyroll subscription. Of course, in subtropical Japan, it never gets cold enough outside to warrant a forlorn glaze. I myself have not bothered to explore the hostile outdoors, as a world of anime waits for me.TAISHOU!,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime, senior moe consultant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e04d8ILXlKw

Time to put myself out there! I normally don't spend a lot of time off of reddit, but I'll use my OKCupid picture. Thanks, everyone!
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing, but because I have been blessed with the logic of Darwin.Amen.
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Coconut Oil is great. Did you know that if you put a bit in your rice before cooking and store it in the fridge afterwards, you can cut the calories in your rice by 50%? It's how I keep my waifu from judging me. (Megumi-san, it's a lot easier for you to be thin when you're a hologram...)http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/25/scientists-have-figured-out-a-simple-way-to-cook-rice-that-dramatically-cuts-the-calories/Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/keto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ONcxkBlPQ

I did something similar with my brother. I got him to look into my hands, and then hit him with a surprise Kamehameha blast!I think I might have gone too far, though. He really hates going Super Saiyan near me after that.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and Frieza sympathizer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCEox3vApF4

Now we're talking. I tried doing this with subtitles but just ended up getting banned from the fansubs forum.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and tsundere enthusiast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxJ4VWoeOzs

Excellent skateboarding, but doesn't hold a candle to my Neo-Tokyo hoverboard tricks. One time I had one of these and tried to do a handplant on a shinkansen. It worked, but I started the trick in Osaka and ended it in Kyoto.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/skateboarding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkeMKPqxWo

The know-it-all racist is once again wrong, it's called a "fedora", not a "menorah".Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and Obviously Not Racist Because He's Cultured And Reads A Lot Of Manga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzP6XTyZ9Wo

I pulled off something similar in my favorite dating sim, Hatoful Boyfriend. I managed to beat the game with a single flirting attempt! Arigatou Gozaimasu, Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and tsundere philosopher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gAt5GYoi5A

I had to do something similar to have my friends sneak manga into my house after my mom grounded me. These gai-jin never learn!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and yandere expert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig

I've done similar things with ramen... not all of us can afford Nongshim! Personally, I find that a little miso paste goes a long way in adding to the umami flavor of my kosher dogs.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/japanesefood; shill for Big Ramen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OPQqH3YlHA

I was babysitting one of my cousins, and by the end of the night I had her reenacting a few scenes from cowboy bebop. Sadly my aunt was not a fan of my appreciation of high culture.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and tsundere expert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuQknrmMj54

Impeccable technique! You do something similar with a santoku in the advanced mode of Cooking Mama Cookoff, so I'm quite an expert in this carrot latticework technique, but it is great to see a fellow chef demonstrate. Yoku Dekimashita!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/cooking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6YhaOXGsTk

Gah, American rap has just gone downhill so fast. No one today could hope to match up to artists like MC 漢, Blahrmy, and Rhyme Boya.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and /r/hiphopheads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qy9zWeopKk

My waifu has been jealous this week. Having this gaijin beauty in my internet history will not help our relationship one bit.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/waifu and /r/relationships
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEZUykSPF3Y

This would never happen in Japan; as Japan's perfectly logical writing system means that their literacy rate is over 99 percent. You can walk down any street in neo-tokyo and see cyborgs perfecting their calligraphy skills on the sidewalk.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator and instructor at /r/LearnJapanese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrAMIVBSmkA

Hilarious! I wonder if I can try this with nigiri!Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/japanesefood and umami researcher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkXy12xVnRs

While we're talking about the obvious superiority, I find it disappointing that you have not addressed the obviously superior solution of Japan. As all of us Otakus know, obsolete paper has been banished from technologically superior Japan since 1852. Trust me, at least three seasons of Read or Die are painstakingly devoted to this topic.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, anime consultant and moderator of /r/manga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb9EsAD2jGQ

I do enjoy a donut from time to time, although I much prefer a delicious onigiri (a seaweed-wrapped stuffed rice ball, for all you gaijin) stuffed with anything from curry to natto. Come to reddit, where otaku like myself converse about the visual arts freely.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderation consultant at /r/JapaneseFood and /r/TsundereSharks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9MfRuW5QNM

This would be a great thing to buy my waifu for valentine's day; she gets jealous when I look up videos of other vocaloids. Additionally I could get one for myself, to block out when another ignorant gaijin criticizes my choices in visual arts.Arigatou Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, executive moderator of /r/manga.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiujHpDdWE

This would never happen in Japan. As you know, Japan has abolished all cars, and instead relies on a system of bullet trains, robots, and river dragon spirits for transportation. We can clearly see that the barbaric American car is no match for superior Japanese culture. Rather than this gai-jin Gospel music, I prefer to hear the beats of the best musicians today, vocaloids and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.If you want to read more about superior Japanese culture, come browse Reddit; a place for cultured souls like mine and yourself.Arigato Gozaimasu,Otaku Fedorashi, moderator of /r/anime and yandere expert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PutahSYXL48