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- >Day 34 in Equestria.
- >Life here for you has been... fairly difficult.
- >Not because you're a human among a population of technicolor p0nies...
- >...More because of the repeated attempts of rape and sexual assault.
- >Really... what is it about you that brings these mares upon you?
- >You never had this problem back home...
- >...If you'd even call it a problem in that context.
- >But you gotta do what you gotta do, and you gotta pay those bills.
- >So you've been working for Pinkie Pie, helping her do some baking.
- >She's been hitting on you pretty blatantly since you've arrived, but you've been playing dumb, hoping she'd eventually just stop it all-together.
- >Man, were you wrong...
- >Now, you're in the kitchen, helping mix together some cake batter for a spectacular cake. Might be for royalty or something, you can't really remember.
- >But it's important nonetheless, so you're trying to completely focus.
- >...Though it's hard with Pinkie Pie around.
- >She saunters up to you, giving ingredients, then saunters back, her hips swaying behind her swishing tail.
- >She's really going for you.
- >You whistle absentmindedly, pretending not to notice a thing.
- >You've begun mixing together the most basic of the batter, now it's time to add some chocolate.
- "Hey Pinkie, mind passing me that chocolate sauce over there?"
- >"Sure thing, Anon..."
- >You keep focused on your stirring, looking back at the cookbook a few times to ensure proper form.
- >As you do this, you hear something squirt from not too far off.
- >You stop stirring immediately and bite your tongue.
- >"Oh Anon...~"
- >You sigh.
- "...Yes, Pinkie?"
- >"Come and get it...~"
- >You roll your eyes, then look to the pink mare. She's completely covered in chocolate sauce, from head to hoof.
- >"Just lick it off me, stud..." she says with a few sensual eyelash flitters.
- "Pinkie... it was for the recipe."
- >You groan.
- "And... and no! I wouldn't do that anyway!"
- >She looks to you, her sensual expression leaving her face, and huffs.
- >"Anon... I've been THROWING myself at you for the month you've been here! Why aren't you noticing me?!"
- >You go right back to stirring and begin whistling.
- >You do NOT need this confrontation right now.
- >"I think you just need..."
- >Hoofsteps approach you.
- >"A little convincing..."
- >Her breath is right on your ear.
- >You leap back in surprise.
- >Taking a look at the chocolate covered pink mare, she's got a look of sexual determination in her eye.
- >Like a mixture of an ovulating woman after a candlelit dinner over Barry White and a ferocious tiger looking at its next meal.
- >You put up your hands and back away.
- "...Whoa, Pinkie... what are you doing?"
- >She follows you like a predator.
- >Oh God... you should've expected this. It's not like it hasn't happened with other p0nies.
- >"Anon... you're going to be mine..."
- >You laugh a little to yourself, glancing behind you to spot the door, then book it.
- >You bolt out of the kitchen, but you hear lightning fast galloping behind you.
- >Judging how close you are, you dive to the left, the pink mare barreling past you as if she tried a tackle.
- >You roll back up to your feet and sprint up the stairs.
- >She's right on your tail!
- >As quickly as you can, you sprint into a room and shut the door closed.
- >She slams into it, mere milliseconds after you close it.
- >"Aaaaanon!~"
- >You back into the room.
- >By the looks of it, it's Mr and Mrs. Cake's.
- >Pinkie slams into the door, lurching it into the room and almost flinging it from its hinges.
- >"Aaaaanon!!~" she calls again, hitting it again.
- >You grit your teeth.
- >With one more bash, the door comes tumbling over, a lustful p0ny standing behind it.
- >You back up as far as you can, but soon, you hit a wall.
- >She grins, and starts sauntering over to you.
- >"You're all mine now..."
- >Shit! Shit!
- >Think, Anon!
- >You look around the room.
- >There's all kind of items around the room.
- >...Items!?
- >...It just might be crazy enough to work!
- >You look over to the side of the bed, where a table holds a candlestick.
- >You sigh a little. Here goes nothing...
- "Boy... I REALLY hope you don't take that candlestick... because, y'know... having it jammed up my ass DEFINITELY isn't my fetish..."
- >She stops, then looks at you for a moment. A second later, a devilish grin appears on her face.
- >"Oh... it's not, is it...?"
- >She keeps her eyes on you, seductively walking over to the candlestick.
- >"Shall we... test it out?" Her hoof reaches over and takes it.
- >You wince.
- >"Now that we have our toy... we can--"
- >"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
- >A loud, rhythmic clanking radiates through the building as a large man in full steel armor comes running into the room.
- >"NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL!"
- >Pinkie Pie is in complete shock. She looks over to you, then back to the man, who is staring daggers into her.
- >"...Um... okay. Uh, let me just get my bits from my room, and--"
- >"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
- >He draws his sword, and in one swift swing, decapitates Pinkie on the spot.
- >You gape your mouth in surprise as the man sheathes his blade and begins nonchalantly walking about the room.
- >It takes a little bit, but eventually, you're able to move again.
- >You approach the guard.
- "...Thanks for that, sir. You saved my p0ny virginity."
- >"Good day, citizen."
- >...Man of few words.
- >But it worked. And now, at least you're not...
- >Fucking Pinkie Pie.
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