Ore, Twintail ni Narimasu: Tailred Drama CD English TL v2

Ore, Twintail ni Narimasu.
Twin Tails: Intense Training of Love and Friendship!?

Aika and Souji: Training?
Erina: Yes. Training.
Souji: The three of us?
Erina: We, the Twin Tails, have finally gotten three members and yet I cannot help but feel that we're anything but united.
Souji: In that case, wouldn't it be better to wait until Thouars returns?
Erina: Come to think of it, where exactly has Thouars-san left to?
Souji: Ah...well... Aika kinda...threw her pretty hard a while back... *flashback to Aika launching Thouars into orbit with her bare hands* ...So you could say she's running an errand to the end of the universe...
Aika: That was because she pretended to fall over all to undo your zipper and yank your pants down!
Erina: Well...I'm sure it'll be fine! I've already come up with a plan for our training regimen!
Souji: I see. Then let's do it! I was just thinking about how I wanted to be able to will my twintails like Tail Yellow does!
Aika: Let's hear your plan, Prez.
Erina: Sure! It's training so that we can fight effectively as a team with Red in the front and us supporting her from behind!
Souji: I see...all right! Let's do this! TAIL ON~!

Tailred: The same quarry as the last time we trained, huh?
Tailblue: So this special training to improve teamwork...what exactly do we do?
Tailred: We have to synchronize the breathing of our twintails, obviously! We're the Twin Tails after all!
Tailblue: That...path is a long and harrowing one...
Tailyellow: Not at all. This plan was designed specifically to do just that! Look here!
Tailblue: Oh! Hand-drawn diagrams colored with marker! I've been staring at nothing but Thouars's ridiculous mecha lately, so it's refreshing to get back to basics!
Tailyellow: We'll start with this formation: The Electrotyphoon.
Tailblue: ...That's a pretty amazing-sounding name.
Tailyellow: It's a formationin which we Use tricky movements to toy with the opponent, all the while creating a path for Red to approach unhindered and deal the final blow!
Tailred: When it was just two of us, most of the time by the time I realized it Blue had already defeated the enemies, so I'd never even given any thought to formations where I was the focal point.
Tailblue: That's because you pay too much attention to the Elemelians' drivel!
Tailred: ...Well, sure, maybe but... Every time they're defeated by you they scream out in agony and explode!
Tailyellow: These tactics are designed to make full use of such individual traits!
Tailblue: I get that, but... Um, so we protect Red by first having Yellow and I out front, then we do this and that, and in that gap Red does that and blows that Elemelian to smithereens!
Tailred: Okay! Let's pretend that rock is the Elemelian! Let's go!
Tailblue: Yeah!
Tailyellow: Yes!
Tailred: Even just running brings out the individuality in their twintails! Blue's are all over the place, and Yellow's are so elegant! We've got to move in order to bring out their twintail attribute to its fullest! And that's where I come in!
Tailblue: Let's see...as if lightning were arcing across the ground... Okay, here we go!
Tailyellow: Yes!

Tailyellow: Ow, ow! Please don't move so much, Blue!
Tailblue: That's my li...Owww!
Tailred: Ack! Their twintails are tangled! TOH! *ninja unravel technique activate!* Are you... your twintails okay!?
Tailblue: Hey! How about worrying about us before our twintails, huh!?
Tailyellow: When we tried to approach, Blue's and my twintails became tangled, and... There, finally undone.
Tailred: This is one of those situations... You know, where before we start working as a team we should focus on mastering the movement of our own individual twintails first.
Tailblue: In that case, let's do individual training! Yellow can be offense, and we'll be defense.
Tailred: During which time I'll keep a watchful eye on both your twintails!
Tailyellow: ...! Yes...! Please do watch me closely...!
Tailred: ...Please don't strip, okay? BLAZER BLADE! There, all ready. Yellow! Fire when ready!
Tailyellow: Sure! Well then, without any further delay here it comes!
Tailred: ...Even though we're acting as the targets, Yellow's accuracy isn't getting any better...
Tailblue: Hey, I know! I brought something that just might work!
Tailyellow: What's all this? ...A rather adorable doll of Thouars-san?
Tailred: And so many of them! What's all this about, Blue?
Tailblue: Every single damn one of them has a camera installed and they were all lined up throughout your room so I 'retrieved' them.
Tailred: Could you please refrain from search and seizure without my express permission in the future?
Tailblue: Anyway, I'm sure they'll make excellent target dummies.
Thouars (robo): STOP THAT...FLAT-CHEST.
Tailred: Um, it just spoke! Are you sure it doesn't have her soul trapped in it or something?
Tailblue: It's just your imagination.
Tailyellow: But, what should I do exactly? You can't hardly go running around with these...
Tailblue: Hehe... That's why I have these...for just such an occasion! ELEMELETION: DOLL! There, I've set the Doll Attribute Elemeliorb. Now Thouars's dolls will...!
Tailred: Uwah! They're floating! ...Or rather, they're moving so perfectly randomly!
Tailyellow: Amazing! So, I need merely shoot them, correct? VOLTIC [s]SHOOTER[/s] BLASTER! ......I'm sorry, but I just can't do it!
Tailblue: In that case, how about I show you the basics? With my lance...LIKE THIS! I spear that machine!
Thouars (robo): NAAAAGH
Tailyellow: Just a...machine...? Ei!
Thouars (robo): NAAAAGH
Tailred: ...It's become like a zombie shooting game...
Tailyellow: Even if it is just a doll, to be pointing a weapon at our precious comrade Thouars-san...
Tailblue: I'm sure Thouars would be proud to be helping with our training! There's still plenty of them, so go nuts!
Thouars (robo): DAMN YOU... HOW DARE YOU... SAVAGE...
Tailred: I knew it...her soul's trapped in them..! Or rather they're totally cursed dolls right now!
Tailyellow: Ei!
Thoaurs (robo): NAAAAGH
Tailyellow: I'm so sorry, Thouars-san!
Thouars (robo): NAAAAGH
Tailyellow: I'm so sorry! I'm so sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
Tailred: They're both working so hard! I'm so glad we decided to do this training! I've never had a chance to just stare at their twintails during battle before... The breathing of their twintails...the emotion...the throbbing..! Even though I'm still a beginner I must do my best to watch carefully! Ahh... both their spectacular twintails... I want to tie them up even more than ever!
Tailblue: Red, why are you just spacing out?
Tailred: Nah...I was just thinking about how much more I want to be tied up with you...
Tailblue: Eh!? What'd you just say!?
Tailred: Right now... From the depths of my heart, I want to be united with you!
Tailblue: ...Souji...! S-Stupid!
Tailyellow: *still running* Ah, Blue! Stopping all of a sudden will--*CRASH*--...Ah...! My twintails and Blue's twintails...they've gotten all knotted up...I can't untie them!
Tailblue: Ow! Oww!!! Stop moving!!
Tailred: Oh no! The twintails are in danger!! I'll save them! ...Huh?
Tailyellow: What's the matter?
Tailred: Blue's twintail and Yellow's twintail...are all tangled up...into an indescribably unique pattern!
Tailblue: And what of it!?
Tailred: This is...an entirely new form of twintail! I must jump in...and tie my own twintails into this weave!
Tailblue: ...Yellow. Did you hear that?
Tailyellow: Yes...
Tailblue: Red's love for twintails...has just gone beyond all comprehension, hasn't it...
Tailyellow: Yes... It's hard to tell if that's a good or bad thing...
Tailblue: So...I guess we just have to go along with her whims, then.
Tailyellow: Yes!
Tailred: Ahhhhh~! I want to be all tangled up in them too~!