best story evah

[10:38] Domminati0n: so no one wants to join?
[10:38] IaMachi: nah sry m8
[10:38] IaMachi: solo queue ftw
[10:38] IaMachi: or
[10:38] IaMachi: for the loss
[10:38] Domminati0n: "sry" pls be serious
[10:38] Domminati0n: u hate me
[10:39] Domminati0n: fuck you, too
[10:39] IaMachi: okey dom
[10:39] Domminati0n: thanks
[10:39] IaMachi: im sorry
[10:39] IaMachi: i lied
[10:39] IaMachi: i h8 u m8
[10:39] Isalgeon joined the room.
[10:39] Domminati0n: thanks for being honest
[10:39] IaMachi: how do u know
[10:39] IaMachi: if im being honest
[10:39] IaMachi: i could hate u
[10:39] IaMachi: and lie to u
[10:39] IaMachi: so u feel better by knowing ihate u
[10:39] Domminati0n: so u told the truth?
[10:40] IaMachi: and i could love u and say i hate u just for u not suspecting anything
[10:40] Domminati0n: i get that!
[10:40] IaMachi: Baguette on my level
[10:40] Domminati0n: rito ban lamachi pls
[10:40] Domminati0n: 9x
[10:40] IaMachi: did u write
[10:40] Domminati0n: he is mean
[10:40] IaMachi: small L
[10:40] IaMachi: or capital i ?
[10:40] IaMachi: im not like
[10:40] Domminati0n: small L of course
[10:40] IaMachi: LAMACHI
[10:40] Domminati0n: xD
[10:40] IaMachi: im iamachi
[10:41] IaMachi: kappa?
[10:41] IaMachi: like
[10:41] IaMachi: i am machi
[10:41] IaMachi: but fusion of the m
[10:41] Domminati0n: dude u dont belong to this world
[10:41] IaMachi: my name has a big story k?
[10:41] Domminati0n: like the bible?
[10:41] IaMachi: wish i didnt need to paay RP or 13k ip for a name change
[10:41] IaMachi: but well
[10:41] IaMachi: nah
[10:41] Domminati0n: koran?
[10:42] IaMachi: bigger
[10:42] IaMachi: like
[10:42] Domminati0n: other religious books?
[10:42] IaMachi: all of them
[10:42] IaMachi: combined
[10:42] Domminati0n: WoooooW
[10:42] IaMachi: with culinary books
[10:42] Domminati0n: cooking books?
[10:42] IaMachi: also
[10:42] Domminati0n: cool
[10:42] Domminati0n: i like your name then
[10:42] IaMachi: and IKEA building guides
[10:42] TH troll5r joined the room.
[10:42] Domminati0n: i like to eat
[10:42] IaMachi: i also like to eat
[10:43] Domminati0n: lets marry then
[10:43] IaMachi: okey
[10:43] Domminati0n: fine
[10:43] IaMachi: kden
[10:43] Domminati0n: is it over?
[10:43] IaMachi: yes im sry
[10:43] IaMachi: i love some1 else
[10:43] Domminati0n: no problem
[10:43] IaMachi: she likes food more than u do
[10:43] Domminati0n: we can a a threesome
[10:43] IaMachi: hmm
[10:43] Domminati0n: have*
[10:43] IaMachi: idk
[10:43] IaMachi: who
[10:43] IaMachi: i mean
[10:43] IaMachi: how
[10:43] IaMachi: our table is like
[10:43] IaMachi: a square
[10:44] IaMachi: someone will be facing an empty spot
[10:44] IaMachi: and that's akward
[10:44] IaMachi: awkward*
[10:44] Domminati0n: what empty spot?
[10:44] IaMachi: cuz , if we sit all of us on a table
[10:44] IaMachi: in each side of the square
[10:44] IaMachi: one will be empty
[10:44] IaMachi: and some1 will be facing it
[10:45] Domminati0n: so u want a foursome?
[10:45] IaMachi: so.. we need a triangle table
[10:45] IaMachi: hmm
[10:45] IaMachi: depends
[10:45] IaMachi: how many dicks would it be ?
[10:45] IaMachi: pref 1 only mine kappa
[10:45] Domminati0n: its already 2+
[10:45] IaMachi: hm
[10:45] Domminati0n: hm
[10:45] IaMachi: then we can have
[10:45] IaMachi: 2 dicks and 2 pussys
[10:45] IaMachi: that woudl be even
[10:45] IaMachi: would*
[10:46] Domminati0n: so you bring your cat and i bring mine?
[10:46] IaMachi: yea
[10:46] IaMachi: do u have a sandbox?
[10:46] Domminati0n: cool
[10:46] IaMachi: my cat kinda goes yolo mod on the garden
[10:46] Domminati0n: nah
[10:46] IaMachi: mode*
[10:46] IaMachi: hm
[10:46] IaMachi: i guess
[10:46] IaMachi: they will need to learn how to poop on the toilet then
[10:46] Domminati0n: we can fill their holes with our dicks
[10:46] Domminati0n: idiot
[10:47] IaMachi: but
[10:47] IaMachi: that way
[10:47] IaMachi: u would have 4 dicks
[10:47] IaMachi: me, u and the 2 cats
[10:47] IaMachi: and, if they were girls
[10:47] IaMachi: there would be an unused hole on each cat
[10:47] Domminati0n: tape it
[10:47] IaMachi: duck tape?
[10:47] Domminati0n: yea
[10:47] IaMachi: just use a duck
[10:47] IaMachi: and make the duck fuck the cats
[10:47] IaMachi: while we bang the girls
[10:48] Domminati0n: great idea
[10:48] IaMachi: yeah
[10:48] IaMachi: now
[10:48] IaMachi: we need something to do with the tape
[10:48] IaMachi: e duck
[10:48] IaMachi: since we used the duck*
[10:48] IaMachi: (messed up there)
[10:48] Domminati0n: but the duck is already in use i thought
[10:48] IaMachi: yeah
[10:48] IaMachi: the duck is
[10:48] IaMachi: not the tape
[10:49] IaMachi: we can use it
[10:49] IaMachi: to like, tie the girls
[10:49] IaMachi: to the bed
[10:49] IaMachi: maybe
[10:49] Domminati0n: they wont resist after fixing
[10:49] IaMachi: true
[10:49] IaMachi: hmm
[10:49] IaMachi: maybe
[10:49] IaMachi: we could put it
[10:49] IaMachi: next  to the champagne
[10:50] IaMachi: just to look pretty
[10:50] IaMachi: now we need something to open the champagne with
[10:50] Domminati0n: tape?
[10:50] IaMachi: how
[10:50] IaMachi: would u even do that?
[10:50] Domminati0n: trust me i know how
[10:50] Domminati0n: youtube tought me
[10:50] IaMachi: well fine
[10:50] IaMachi: but now
[10:50] IaMachi: the champagne looks rubbish
[10:50] IaMachi: without the tape
[10:51] Domminati0n: we can also try to open the champagne with the irl's teeth
[10:51] Domminati0n: girls*
[10:51] IaMachi: hmm
[10:51] IaMachi: but then
[10:51] IaMachi: they could break
[10:51] IaMachi: and then if they suck us
[10:51] IaMachi: they could hurt us
[10:51] Domminati0n: meh
[10:51] IaMachi: hm
[10:51] IaMachi: then lets just use the teeth
[10:51] IaMachi: from 1 girl
[10:52] IaMachi: that way we have 1 mouth avaiable
[10:52] Domminati0n: 1 mouth for 2 dicks?
[10:52] IaMachi: one at the time?
[10:52] Domminati0n: i have no problem with that
[10:52] IaMachi: like, u go behind her and she sucks me
[10:52] IaMachi: then we switch
[10:52] IaMachi: wait
[10:52] IaMachi: but the other one
[10:52] IaMachi: wont be doing anything
[10:52] Domminati0n: she will feel lonely
[10:53] IaMachi: yea
[10:53] IaMachi: hmm
[10:53] IaMachi: maybe
[10:53] IaMachi: u can bang the other one
[10:53] IaMachi: while she sucks me
[10:53] Domminati0n: hmm
[10:53] Domminati0n: and after 5min we switch?
[10:53] IaMachi: yea sure
[10:53] Domminati0n: well then
[10:53] IaMachi: should we put an alarm on ?
[10:53] IaMachi: like a bell ringin after 5 mins
[10:54] Domminati0n: yes of course
[10:54] IaMachi: ringing*
[10:54] Domminati0n: you have this apple iWatch?
[10:54] IaMachi: okey, then we got plans for tonight
[10:54] IaMachi: nah
[10:54] Rüsse: what the actuall fuuck are u guys talking about?
[10:54] Domminati0n: ehhh
[10:54] IaMachi: idk xDD
[10:54] IaMachi: just read the whole story
[10:54] Rüsse: xD
[10:54] IaMachi: it will make sense
[10:54] IaMachi: i hope
[10:54] Domminati0n: if u want, i copied the whole story
[10:55] Rüsse: i'll do that too
[10:55] Domminati0n: so when we gonna meed machi?
[10:55] Rüsse: and read it later
[10:55] Domminati0n: meet*
[10:55] IaMachi: hmm
[10:55] IaMachi: maybe
[10:55] IaMachi: in 2 hours
[10:55] Domminati0n: where?
[10:55] IaMachi: idk
[10:55] IaMachi: just go to your closet
[10:55] IaMachi: enter narnia
[10:55] IaMachi: ill meet u there
[10:55] IaMachi: through my closet
[10:55] IaMachi: next to that lamp post
[10:55] Domminati0n: and where do the girls come from?
[10:56] IaMachi: their own closets
[10:56] Domminati0n: they volunteer?
[10:56] IaMachi: i invited them to a "surprise party"
[10:56] IaMachi: they'll be surprised for sure :D
[10:56] Domminati0n: ok this was a really nice ending to our story! :D
[10:56] IaMachi: yeah :D
[10:56] Domminati0n: time to share
[10:57] IaMachi: best story world
[10:57] Domminati0n: spuzie should do a video about it :/