The Cordyceps and the Bees

"No."
>Chrysalis stared back at you in what must have been a mixture of disbelief and disappointment, though you weren't sure which of them was the dominant one
"No."
>It has never harmed anyone to make extra sure that they aren't misunderstood
>"Why… why not? I really want this. I need this."
"Do you even have to ask why? Why would anyone in their right mind even say yes?"
>She couldn't say anything at first, clearly taken aback by your sudden defiance
>"Just let me explain…"
"NO. I know enough about it already."
>"Just one more time… I'm sure you'll understand it this time."
"Ok, sure. Fine. Tell me all about it one more time. Maybe it will stop being horrible?"
>She straightens up a bit, clearly taking this very seriously
>"I want to take you out on a romantic dinner."
"No dead rodents on the menu."
>"I promise."
"Go on."
>"Then I want you to sexually excite me and/or the other way around."
"Go on."
>"Then I want to take you back to a luxury room at a local hotel, that I've rented only for this occasion."
"Go on."
>"There, I want you to rip my expensive dress straight off me and make rough yet passionate love to me."
"Go on."
>"I want you to climax inside me, and fertilize me."
"I… I could do that. I'm ready."
>"Then I want us to relax and cuddle for about an hour."
"I'm in."
>"Then… I'll bite you, pumping your nervous system full with a paralysing poison before enlarging my external reproduction system, inserting it gently into your anus, and over the course of 5 – 7 hours lay 250 – 350 eggs in your intestines."
"And this is exactly the part I'm having issues with."
>"But Anon… I want to have children."
"Can't we follow the plan all the way until the 'Relaxation and cuddles' part, and then just skip the last bit?"
>"Those eggs need to go somewhere Anon. Did your mother never teach you about the Cordyceps and the Bees?"
"Cordywhat?"
>"It's a parasitic fungus that grows inside the bodies of other beings, usually insects, before bursting out when it's mature."
"But that sounds horrible for the bees!"
>"It sort of is. But don't you worry. When those eggs hatch, they'll be right next to the exit. There's not really a significant chance of organ rupture. Thrust me, I'm a professional."
"… The answer is still no."
>"You just don't love me, do you Anon?"