OTAFA 4/14/15

<h2>Off-Topic Anti Furry Alliance</h2>
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<big><big><b>Links:</b></big></big>
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http://us23.chatzy.com/38870862058479
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<big><big><b>Our high ranking members:</b></big></big>
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•zhs0 (Leader)
•RevenShire (2nd in command)
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<big><big><b>Our locations:</b></big></big>
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•Earth
•Mars
•Kelpron (Main base)
•Countless other planets whose names are classified
<sub><i>Specific locations are hidden</i></sub>
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<big><big><b>Our allies:</b></big></big>
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•AHAOTU (Anti-Homestuck alliance of the Universe)
•KAF (Kromeshian Alien Forteon)
•Kalamarsi Empire
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<h2>News:</h2>
4/11/15:
Today OTAFA has started construction on the MENDELOCK-82. The ship is going to be exactly 80 miles long. It is expected to be completed on the 15th of April. The ship will contain 500 ship bays which hold many fighters and cruisers. There are huge rows of phalanx and missile launchers as well as laser cannons and freeze lasers. There will be acid cannons similar to the ones on the Biohazard, except more powerful. The ship contains many more features. The last one I will tell you about is the dark energy powered engine we have. It makes the thrusters blast out thrusts at over 300 sextillion degrees. That will make the ship move at 1 light year per second.
4/12/15:
Our fleet of EMOAS-232 fighters just took over the planet of Olama and the Olamese people have been captured as slaves. Olama was a huge planet and the Olamesians had built advanced technology. We took all of their ships and a OTAFA digger vehicle is currently excavating the site where an underground base is located. We got the information from the Olamese leader, Kapanalamo by torture. The base includes a capital ship named Ragnarok which supposedly fires "destructo beams" which can destroy entire univereses (According to the Olamese leader). If he is actually telling the truth then we have stumbled upon the most powerful weapon in history, ever.
4/13/15
NASA has found microbial fossils on Mars slightly larger than ones found on Earth. They are discovering the remnants of an ancient species. We have no interest though. Our soldiers arrived at Furtopia in a cloaked dropship that let out bombers, fighter, and soldiers with their war vehicles. We had no casualties because our soldiers and vehicles were too futuristic for the primitive furries. They threw spears that harmlessly bounced off of our graphene infused tungsten-steel carbon alloy. The planet has been dominated. Digging is continuing at Olama.
4/14/15
Our main fleet has advanced towards the Ezekromenon galaxy. We have detected many furry worlds that are begging to be destroyed. The furries tried to destroy us but it was laughable. They sent 2 battleships which were both eliminated by a simple interceptor. The battleships were constructed out of aluminum and had weak weapons that didn't take 1/10000th of the interceptor's shield away. The digging at Olama will be complete tomorrow. The secrets of the ship will be unveiled. The lord of Olama has confirmed the existence of the ship and also said that the ship wasn't capable of destroying universes, but it could destroy galaxies by firing a laser that will give mass to the supermassive black hole in the center of a galaxy and suck it in while protecting the entire fleet.
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Discuss.