The Kink Dude

Never tell your password to anyone.
5:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I have some questions regarding women from a male standpoint
5:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: What do you prefer?
5:40 PM - Spazmaticlops: TO date?
5:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Petite with a flat chest or..
5:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: To date/fuck/have a general relationship
5:41 PM - Spazmaticlops: ok
5:41 PM - Spazmaticlops: or what?
5:41 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Non petite with a MASSIVE pair of breats
5:41 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Breasts*
5:42 PM - Spazmaticlops: I guess petite
5:42 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Oooooooo...............
5:42 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Same
5:42 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Mainly because my GF is petite
5:42 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: With a somewhat flat chest
5:43 PM - Spazmaticlops: okay
5:43 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Want any more info?
5:43 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Just tell me
5:44 PM - Spazmaticlops: I want more
5:44 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She wants my D
5:44 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Primarily because it's MASSIVE
5:44 PM - Spazmaticlops: Is that so?
5:44 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yup
5:44 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm not gonna brag too much unless you want me too
5:45 PM - Spazmaticlops: I'm staight
5:45 PM - Spazmaticlops: straight
5:45 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Okay
5:45 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Anyway...
5:45 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Secondarily she loves cuddling with me
5:46 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She says I'm a quote en quote "Sexy Teddy Bear*
5:46 PM - Spazmaticlops: give 'er the D
5:46 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Bro
5:46 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I want too
5:46 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: SOO BADLY
5:47 PM - Spazmaticlops: give it
5:47 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She even once when we were cuddling one day
5:47 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Just
5:47 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Plopped her head on my crotch
5:47 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: and said
5:47 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: "Please, Senpai. Please*
5:47 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Did I meantion she's from japan
5:48 PM - Spazmaticlops: Yeah, GIVE HER THE D
5:48 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I WANT TOO
5:48 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I GOTTA WAIT TILL TOMMOROW
5:48 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Car's in the shop
5:48 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Guy stole my carburator
5:49 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She even said that always wanted an american boyfriend.
5:49 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: There's one problem though
5:49 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Her brother's gay
5:49 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: And he's gay for me
5:50 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Soooo I gotta change that
5:50 PM - Spazmaticlops: Threesome
5:50 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: No
5:50 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Just
5:50 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: No
5:50 PM - Spazmaticlops: I was kitten
5:51 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I swear to god she sexts me more every day
5:51 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She just sent me a text saying. "bae plz send dickpic. itll hold me till tomorrow"
5:51 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Should I?
5:52 PM - Spazmaticlops: yes
5:52 PM - Spazmaticlops: Send the best you can, get the best lighting and everything
5:52 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'll have it be the sexiest it can be
5:53 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: With candlelight and everything
5:53 PM - Spazmaticlops: Shave your pubes if they aren't
5:53 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Blank canvas down there
5:54 PM - Spazmaticlops: Does she?
5:54 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yeah
5:54 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I like it like that
5:55 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Sent
5:55 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She's responding
5:56 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She's practically drolling over it
5:57 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She said "Please. I'm gonna die with this much lust"
5:57 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Then she says "More"
5:57 PM - Spazmaticlops: lol
5:57 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm just watching youtube with my dick out now
5:59 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm gonna send a pic of my *ahem* FULL PACKAGE
5:59 PM - Spazmaticlops: You do that
5:59 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: And... Sent
6:00 PM - Spazmaticlops: What has she sent you so much?
6:00 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: You mean why?
6:00 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Or so far
6:00 PM - Spazmaticlops: So far
6:01 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: A picture of her Pu$$y her tits
6:01 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I meant and
6:01 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: her tits*
6:02 PM - Spazmaticlops: That's good
6:02 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: and a pic of her bondage gear
6:02 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She's the one always tied up
6:02 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I love it
6:02 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She loves it
6:02 PM - Spazmaticlops: That's kinky
6:03 PM - Spazmaticlops: I'm guessing you'll use that?
6:03 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yeah
6:03 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: and she kinda want's to be my
6:03 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: "Personal Cock Slave"
6:03 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: As she hinted/put/blatantly said
6:04 PM - Spazmaticlops: Is that good?
6:04 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yeah
6:04 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: because that means sex at any time
6:05 PM - Spazmaticlops: Go to a school
6:05 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: What
6:05 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Why?
6:06 PM - Spazmaticlops: Why not
6:06 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I go too school
6:06 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: to*
6:06 PM - Spazmaticlops: Go to another school
6:06 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Why?
6:07 PM - Spazmaticlops: Why not
6:07 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: because
6:07 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: then i'd have to go out of county
6:07 PM - Spazmaticlops: Where you gonna start?
6:07 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Leaving my gf
6:08 PM - Spazmaticlops: You're dating another girl?
6:07 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: No
6:08 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Just one
6:08 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: The one that wants the D
6:08 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: As we previously discussed
6:08 PM - Spazmaticlops: Are you dating her though?
6:08 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yeah
6:08 PM - Spazmaticlops: Why would you leave her?
6:08 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: iagnoufa
6:09 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm not leaving county
6:09 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Or going to a different school
6:09 PM - Spazmaticlops: You don't have to
6:10 PM - Spazmaticlops: When you gonna start with the kinky shit?
6:10 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: After getting the RP clothes on
6:10 PM - Spazmaticlops: What day though?
6:10 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Tommorow
6:10 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: And saturday
6:10 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: and sunday
6:11 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Her parents are out of town
6:11 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: so 3 day FUCKFEST
6:12 PM - Spazmaticlops: I hope you have a great time
6:11 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: You know it
6:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: SHe will too
6:12 PM - Spazmaticlops: unless you finish within ten seconds
6:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Nah
6:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: It takes around an hour to masturbate
6:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: For me
6:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: For her?
6:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 30 minutes
6:13 PM - Spazmaticlops: You probably won't last that long
6:13 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yeah
6:13 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Maybe...
6:13 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Fourty minutes
6:13 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 30 minimum
6:13 PM - Spazmaticlops: I think you mean max
6:13 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Nah
6:13 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I have good stamina
6:14 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Although she is really tight
6:14 PM - Spazmaticlops: Your hand is a bit different from a real girl
6:14 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Bro
6:14 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I used all the toys
6:14 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Fleshlights
6:14 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: ANYTHING
6:14 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: EVERYTHING
6:14 PM - Spazmaticlops: Even a cat?
6:14 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: No
6:15 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Not literally everything
6:15 PM - Spazmaticlops: I see
6:15 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Metaphorically
6:15 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Basically every sex toy is what i meant
6:15 PM - Spazmaticlops: It's still not the same
6:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Eh
6:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Whatever
6:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: It'll be fun
6:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Op
6:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She just texted mne
6:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: me*
6:16 PM - Spazmaticlops: It will be the worst day of your life
6:17 PM - Spazmaticlops: What did she say?
6:18 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She said "when we're fucking, do you want me to deep throat or normal. Or just suck while I fondle your balls?"
6:18 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Hehehehehhehehehe
6:18 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'll say all three
6:18 PM - Spazmaticlops: *mom walks in*
6:18 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Well
6:19 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Rest in peace
6:19 PM - Spazmaticlops: That would be funny if that happened to you
6:19 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Bro
6:19 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Too much
6:20 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: But yeah
6:20 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yer mum still there?
6:21 PM - Spazmaticlops: I was joking saying that would happen to you or her
6:21 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She thought my cock was 2.5 inches shorter than it really is
6:22 PM - Spazmaticlops: how big is it?
6:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 10.5 inches
6:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 5.25 flaccid
6:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: flaccid = soft
6:22 PM - Spazmaticlops: I know what flacid is
6:23 PM - Spazmaticlops: I don't think you're that big
6:23 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Bro
6:23 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Crazier things have happened
6:23 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Like
6:24 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: A black guy getting mugged
6:24 PM - Spazmaticlops: You're black?
6:24 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Nope
6:24 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: White
6:24 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: With long hair
6:24 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm tall as well
6:24 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: And she's short
6:25 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: like
6:25 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 11 inches shorter than me
6:26 PM - Spazmaticlops: I don't think you're 10 inches
6:26 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Well
6:26 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Beleive me
6:26 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Believe*
6:26 PM - Spazmaticlops: Are you sure you aren't ising centimeters?
6:26 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I am
6:26 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm sure
6:26 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: U.S Imperial measurement inches
6:27 PM - Spazmaticlops: I still can't believe that
6:27 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Dude
6:27 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Trust me
6:27 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm not lying
6:27 PM - Spazmaticlops: Prove it
6:28 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: It hurts to have tight underwear on while I have a hardon
6:28 PM - Spazmaticlops: That happens to anyone
6:29 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Most of my exes said they couldn't believe that I really had that huge of a cock
6:29 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm blessed with my father's genes
6:30 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: But not his ugly
6:30 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: He's not the best looking guy
6:31 PM - Spazmaticlops: The girls could have just said that
6:31 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Nope
6:31 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Okay fine
6:31 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 9.75
6:31 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: But it is growing still
6:31 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm 17 BTW
6:31 PM - Spazmaticlops: It's done growing
6:31 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Eh
6:31 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Not exactly
6:31 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Last week it was like
6:32 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 9.67
6:32 PM - Spazmaticlops: HOw often do you measure it
6:32 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Once every two days
6:32 PM - Spazmaticlops: Why?
6:32 PM - Spazmaticlops: You're not a flower
6:32 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Consistencey
6:33 PM - Spazmaticlops: It's not gonna randomly change
6:33 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I know
6:33 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: But if it is done growing
6:33 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: At least it's really big
6:33 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: And i'm happy
6:33 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: And my balls arent too shabby either
6:33 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I can't measure them exactly
6:33 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Because pain
6:34 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: and uncomfy
6:34 PM - Spazmaticlops: Who measure their balls
6:34 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I dont
6:34 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I just know that they're big and because of that I cum alot
6:36 PM - Spazmaticlops: Ball size doesn't affect sperm
6:36 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Eh
6:36 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I still cum alot
6:36 PM - Spazmaticlops: I bet
6:37 PM - Spazmaticlops: Proof or you're lying
6:38 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Not nessicarily alot more or less an impressive amount
6:38 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: and it requires a good bit of cleanup
6:38 PM - Spazmaticlops: I don't care about your cum
6:38 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Then why are you saying "proof or lying."
6:39 PM - Spazmaticlops: About your dick
6:39 PM - Spazmaticlops: I still don't believe that
6:39 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Why do you want to see my dick
6:39 PM - Spazmaticlops: I want proof
6:39 PM - Spazmaticlops: Mesuring tape next to it
6:39 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: A straight man wouldn't want too see another man's dick
6:39 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I am suspicious
6:40 PM - Spazmaticlops: Dodging it much?
6:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Listen
6:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: If you want visual proof
6:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Become my docter
6:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: doctor*
6:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Become my GF
6:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Or kill me and examine the body
6:40 PM - Spazmaticlops: Still dodging
6:40 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I ain't showing you my dick
6:41 PM - Spazmaticlops: Afraid much?
6:41 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Define afraid
6:41 PM - Spazmaticlops: Your dick is smaller than what you say so you don't prove it
6:41 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: What matters is it;s large
6:42 PM - Spazmaticlops: Still dodging
6:42 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: *Ugh*
6:43 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Give me an exact logical or medical reason why it is of the most urgent of business that you need to look at another man's penis
6:44 PM - Spazmaticlops: Because you're bragging about it; I ask for proof you dodge the question
6:44 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'll stop bragging if you stop asking
6:44 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: We'll get back to the topic of women
6:45 PM - Spazmaticlops: Still dodging
6:45 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'll stop bragging if you stop asking
6:46 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She's horny
6:46 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: and weird
6:46 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: and lewd
6:46 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: and I love her
6:46 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Go-on
6:47 PM - Spazmaticlops: Still dodging
6:47 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Avoid the words "Still" and "Dodging" in your next message
6:47 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Let's get back to the topic of women
6:48 PM - Spazmaticlops: Avoid the hole "dick size" thing
6:48 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yeah
6:48 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Let's
6:49 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: What do you prefer...
6:49 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Slow and sensual. or Hard and Fast
6:50 PM - Spazmaticlops: Slow and sensual
6:50 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Same
6:51 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Um...
6:51 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Foreplay or just asking the girl?
6:52 PM - Spazmaticlops: What?
6:52 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: In terms of Pre-sex
6:52 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Would you rather just ask her or preform foreplay?
6:53 PM - Spazmaticlops: Ask her to bang?
6:53 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yeah
6:53 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I prefer foreplay
6:53 PM - Spazmaticlops: same
6:54 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I usually kiss her neck, and then lick her neck, and then if all goes well
6:54 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Lay her down and then happens
6:55 PM - Spazmaticlops: How many times have you had sex
6:55 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 2
6:55 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm really awkward socially
6:55 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I have a disorder
6:55 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Aspergers
6:56 PM - Spazmaticlops: That doesn't sound too helpful
6:56 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Yeah
6:56 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: It isnt
6:56 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I say stupid shit
6:56 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: stutter
6:56 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: have froiden slips
6:57 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Just be an overall goof
6:57 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: in-advertanly
6:58 PM - Spazmaticlops: Don't fuck it up
6:58 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I've been able to suppress it so far
6:58 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I still have to tell her
6:58 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Also
6:58 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Something unrelated
6:58 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Her name's Konata
7:00 PM - Spazmaticlops: the best way to tell her is when you are going down on her because then she will be in the moment and not give a shit
7:00 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Alright
7:01 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Speaking of Konata
7:01 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She just asked "Wanna be on top or bottom?"
7:01 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Top
7:01 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: OF COURSE
7:02 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She replied "My body is ready"
7:03 PM - Spazmaticlops: no you have to be on bottom and let her ride you because she will get the full cock effect
7:03 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: We'll switch inbetween
7:05 PM - Spazmaticlops: Let her do the work
7:05 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: But what about when she's tied up during bondage?
7:06 PM - Spazmaticlops: Stick a corn cob in her ass, then mouth
7:06 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: How about...
7:06 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Dildo in her ass
7:06 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Also in vagina
7:07 PM - Spazmaticlops: No, I like corn cob better
7:07 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: But she deep-throats
7:07 PM - Spazmaticlops: Corn is all ready ribbed
7:07 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: What I'd do is shove some Phallic object in her ass and vag
7:07 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: And shove my WHOLE COCK
7:07 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Down her thoat
7:08 PM - Spazmaticlops: WHat if she pukes?
7:08 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: If she gags I'll slow down
7:08 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Like
7:08 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: *GLIK* *GLUK* *COUGH COUGH*
7:08 PM - Spazmaticlops: But what if she randomly pukes
7:09 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Her gag reflexs arent that good
7:09 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She has tried
7:09 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: For some reason
7:09 PM - Spazmaticlops: How much cock can she take in her ass?
7:09 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: She hasn't tried anything yet
7:10 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Or in her vag
7:10 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Just like rubbing her Pussy
7:10 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Is all she's done
7:11 PM - Spazmaticlops: Corn is perfect for the first time
7:11 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I might try the real deal first though
7:12 PM - Spazmaticlops: On avreage how much sex do you have in a week?
7:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Eh
7:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Bareley any
7:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Remember
7:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Two timer here
7:12 PM - Spazmaticlops: Oh yeah
7:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Aspergers
7:12 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Why u do dis
7:13 PM - Spazmaticlops: WHat did I do, I forgot
7:14 PM - Spazmaticlops: I have a friend with downs who gets more poon that you
7:14 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: No offense
7:14 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Aspergers is more severe
7:15 PM - Spazmaticlops: Doesn't matter, he has a 4 inch dick
7:15 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Damn
7:15 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Dude Got Game
7:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: You live in the northeast?
7:16 PM - Spazmaticlops: Midwest
7:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Northeast is getting 5-8 inches of snow where I live
7:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Damn
7:16 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: And I though it was gonna warm up
7:17 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Thought*
7:18 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: What kinda kinks do you have?
7:18 PM - Spazmaticlops: Corn dildos
7:18 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: HAH
7:19 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: That's humoor
7:19 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Humor*
7:19 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: anything else?
7:19 PM - Spazmaticlops: Dominatrix
7:20 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: No offense
7:20 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I'm not into that
7:20 PM - Spazmaticlops: Why not
7:20 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I prefer not to be basically tortured
7:20 PM - Spazmaticlops: That is what the safe word is for
7:20 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Or be called a bitch
7:20 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Or be insignificant in general
7:21 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I met a dominatrix once
7:21 PM - Spazmaticlops: on a scale of 1 to ten 1 being a desert 10 bing rosie odonald over a ham sammich how wet is she over the corn?
7:21 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 1
7:21 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: We were friends until I found out she was a dominatrix. And she wanted to dominate me
7:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I said "ONLY IN VIDEO GAMES"
7:22 PM - Spazmaticlops: I would let her
7:22 PM - Spazmaticlops: Gimme her number
7:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I never got her number
7:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: We lived in an apartment building
7:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I new her for what...
7:22 PM - Spazmaticlops: How are you texting her?
7:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: 3 days
7:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Not Konata
7:22 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: The dominatrix
7:23 PM - Spazmaticlops: I see
7:23 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: The dominatrix is no longer my friend
7:23 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Konata is my GF
7:23 PM - Spazmaticlops: What is Konata into?
7:24 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: Bondage (If she's tied up) and Roleplay
7:24 PM - Spazmaticlops: Almost the same thing
7:25 PM - Spazmaticlops: You should let her tie you up
7:25 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: No
7:25 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: I gotta go
7:26 PM - Phoenix #DangerZone: See you tommorow