festival Orochi-Grey

[usual disclaimer: http://pastebin.com/wDPCns6f]

Grey: Mum!
Orochi: What is it Grey? That's a pretty grim look you have there.
Grey: Don't give me that! You did something to me!
Orochi: Well now...what could you be talking about?
Grey: Don't try playing dumb! You cast some weird magic on me!
Orochi: Oh, oh! Is it finally working? It took quite some time for the effects to show.
Grey: I knew it! You really did it!
Orochi: My child, you love sweet things. However eating too many of them is not good for your body. Therefore I cast a magic to make you lose your interest in sweet things. If you eat nothing but sweets from such a young age then sooner or later you will develop some fatal disease. This magic was filled with a mother's love.
Grey: I don't care about that! Undo this immediately! The festival is finally here and I won't be able to enjoy iy like this!
Orochi: I cannot do that. This is all for the sake of your health.
Grey: Then let me say it clearly. There's nothing healthy about this magic!
Orochi: Why? Do you mean to say it is bad for your mental health? Do not worry about that. It might be painful now but you will get used to it...
Grey: No! That's not what I mean! Sure I might have lost my sweet tooth but in place of it I've developed a really salty one!
Orochi: W-what? The spell had that kind of side effect?
Grey: This isn't a candy stick I'm holding in my mouth! It's a takoyaki toothpick! Moreover that takoyaki was choke-full of salt! If this huge salt intake keeps up my health will suffer before you even realize it.
Orochi: I-is that so? That will not be good. I shall immediately undo this magic. There you go, I think I did it...probably...
Grey: R-really?
Orochi: Once we defeat the bandits won't you go around with me and check the food carts? If you show an interest in sweet things then that will mean I have succeeded. If you rush to the salty things then I will have failed so I will try to find another method to cancel the spell. What do you think?
Grey: I get it. We'll talk later then. Let's go defeat the bandits immediately!
Orochi: Who would have thought there would be that kind of side effect...Still thanks to that my son promised we'd parade at the festival together. If you think about it like that then I should be thankful for this side effect.