Mooned

>day 28 on tha mooooooooooonah
>chillaxing with Zecora
>you both made the mistake of antagonizing Sunbutt
>fortunately Zecora is a good roommate. moonmate?
>and there's never a dull moment.
>yesterday you were visited by Croyd and Gidney, the Moon Men
>today is even more fun
>"Your face looks just like a monkey! Fuck me harder, you human honkey!" she yells
>and you're obliging her
>she is nothing if not libidinous
>afterwards you're cuddling in your moon cave, on the bed she magick'd out of moon rock
>and you hear the loud whistling sound that indicates someone else just got banished to tha moooooooooooooooonah
>you go outside to greet the new arrival
>it's Pinkie Pie
>you ponder this
>while you're pondering, Zecora asks the question you're thinking
>"You're on the moon, that much is clear. Why did the Princess send you here?"
>Pinkie shrugs. "All I did was moon her."
>it was a day with few surprises