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- > You are Anonymous...
- > Warforged fighter...
- > Survivor of countless battles...
- > Vanquisher of unspeakable evils...
- > And your adamantine ass is currently being dragged through the sewers by a group of Kobolds.
- > KOBOLDS!
- > If your face could reflect anything other than total impassivity, it would be twisted into a frown deep enough to reach the floor.
- > You begin to wonder where you went wrong.
- > "It'll be simple" Your companions had said.
- > "Just a few Kobolds" They said.
- > "How can we turn down that kind of pay" They said
- > Greedy little bastard rogues, all of them.
- > They where right to, it had been a pretty easy job right up until the damn Kobolds shaman pulled open a portal to the planes of Xoriat.
- > Damn beholders poured into the sewers and wiped your party out.
- > You'd feel worse about your entire party being dead if it wasn't there own greed that did them in.
- > Your short internal reflection comes to an end as you notice that you have been dragged into a much larger, more open space.
- > The Kobolds prop you up so that you are facing some kind of impromptu altar with a VERY familiar shaman standing behind it.
- > From where you are now propped up you can see what must be at least sixty Kobolds gathered around the area.
- > The Kobolds that dragged you in have gone to speak with the Shaman.
- > At your distance you can't clearly piece together what they are saying but it sounds like your in for a world of hurt.
- > The shaman begins to approach you, a wicked grin on its face.
- > "So" it says "You, tin-can that beat it's way into Kobold sewers"
- > "You think you, just come in and smash our home? Well me say NO!"
- > The Shaman proceeds to kick you in the thigh only succeeding in creating a loud ringing noise and causing itself pain.
- > You find your desire to scowl quickly replaced by the desire to laugh.
- > The Kobold growls at you "You pay for that!"
- > It motions for a group of Kobolds nearby.
- > "You" it barks at them "Bring him to altar!"
- > You are promptly roped and dragged up to the altar where you are unceremoniously picked up and dropped on top of it.
- > You'd be more concerned if you didn't know that you where just going to wind up back in an inn on the water with a spirit binder.
- > Pay your bills, grab a healing tonic, run back to the sewers, beat this damn Shaman into a paste, accept payment for another job well done.
- > The damn Kobolds been making some speech about punishment, blah blah blah.
- > Sending you to Xoriat to suffer eternally at the hands of unknown abominations blah blah bl-
- > Wait, what in Khyber did he just say?
- > Okay that's not part of your simple five step plan!
- > The Shaman begins some sort of chant and a small shimmer starts to appear above you, a portal is opening!
- > Think, think, think THINK FASTER DAMMIT
- > The portal is nearly open
- > ...
- > ...
- > ...
- > Nope nothing.
- > "Goodbye ass" You think to yourself "I knew ye well"
- > With that the portal opens and you are wrenched from Eberron and hurled to your inevitable demise in the planes of Xoriat...
- > Or so you think...
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