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  1. Cath
  2. I KNOW THE SHAPE OF SHIT
  3. Oct 31, 2014 11:20 PMCath's iconCath
  4. I JUST BUILD
  5. Oct 31, 2014 11:20 PMCath's iconCath
  6. ON MY CONTINENT
  7. Oct 31, 2014 11:20 PMCath's iconCath
  8. I DIDN'T BUILD NEXT TO YOU
  9. Oct 31, 2014 11:20 PMCath's iconCath
  10. I LITERALLY BUILT ON MY CONTINENT
  11. Oct 31, 2014 11:20 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  12.  
  13.  
  14. Share this
  15. Oct 31, 2014 11:20 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  16. LOOK AT THAT
  17. Oct 31, 2014 11:21 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  18.  
  19.  
  20. Share this
  21. Oct 31, 2014 11:21 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  22. AND LOOK AT ALL THAT LAND
  23. Oct 31, 2014 11:21 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  24. and for some reason my text is bold
  25. Oct 31, 2014 11:21 PMCath's iconCath
  26. I was going to expand there...
  27. Oct 31, 2014 11:22 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  28. ok?
  29. Oct 31, 2014 11:22 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  30. i dont care
  31. Oct 31, 2014 11:22 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  32. you got mad at me for not slapping my dick around
  33. Oct 31, 2014 11:22 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  34. and doing something about you expanding towards ME
  35. Oct 31, 2014 11:22 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  36. you had cities on the coast
  37. Oct 31, 2014 11:22 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  38. so i didnt want to encounter another scenario where im swarmed with ships
  39. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  40. or less water tiles
  41. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  42. so i bought them
  43. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMCath's iconCath
  44. IT'S CIV
  45. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMCath's iconCath
  46. NOT AGE OF EMPIRES
  47. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMCath's iconCath
  48. you're literally a dense motherfucker
  49. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMCath's iconCath
  50. and I'm done playing civ with you
  51. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMCath's iconCath
  52. don't expect us to play
  53. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMCath's iconCath
  54. ever again
  55. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMCath's iconCath
  56. you play like such a piece of fucking shit
  57. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMCath's iconCath
  58. it was in early game
  59. Oct 31, 2014 11:23 PMCath's iconCath
  60. i never try to attack you until late game
  61. Oct 31, 2014 11:24 PMCath's iconCath
  62. I built a city on a reasonable spot
  63. Oct 31, 2014 11:24 PMCath's iconCath
  64. there was a fucking sea between us
  65. Oct 31, 2014 11:24 PMCath's iconCath
  66. I'm on a small ass continent
  67. Oct 31, 2014 11:24 PMCath's iconCath
  68. you are on the biggest one
  69. Oct 31, 2014 11:24 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  70. you had terroritory two tiles away from my capital
  71. Oct 31, 2014 11:24 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  72. that is what got me
  73. Oct 31, 2014 11:25 PMCath's iconCath
  74. I bought tiles so I could keep having ships move around
  75. Oct 31, 2014 11:25 PMCath's iconCath
  76. all I wanted was to be able to own my coast
  77. Oct 31, 2014 11:25 PMCath's iconCath
  78. so i could send trading vessels
  79. Oct 31, 2014 11:25 PMCath's iconCath
  80. but you decided to be a fucking dick about it
  81. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  82. you usually have a strong navy
  83. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  84. YES
  85. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  86. so when you have coastal cities very close to my capital
  87. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  88. I HAVE
  89. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  90. that worries me
  91. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  92. THAT'S WHY I SPANKED YOU
  93. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  94. YOU LITERALLY LOST THE GAME
  95. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  96. CAUSE YOU HAD SUCH A HUGE EGO
  97. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  98. CAN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU LOST YOUR CITY
  99. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  100. I EVEN TOLD YOU
  101. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  102. I RAZED YOUR CITY
  103. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  104. i know i lost it
  105. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  106. "OH I'LLL JUST TAKE YOURS"
  107. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  108. no shit
  109. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  110. YOU AND WHAT ARMY
  111. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  112. WIL LTAKE MY CITY
  113. Oct 31, 2014 11:26 PMCath's iconCath
  114. YOU DUMB FUCKTARD
  115. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMCath's iconCath
  116. YOUR SHIPS GET OBLITERATED AS SOON AS THEY LEAVE YOUR ONLY STANDING CITY
  117. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  118. but i buy tiles and then you get salty
  119. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMCath's iconCath
  120. AND AT ANY TIME I COULD SWOOP IN AND TAKE IT OVER
  121. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  122. and since you know you have a bigger military
  123. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  124. you';re just like
  125. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  126. hue ill attack him
  127. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMCath's iconCath
  128. I DIDN'T HAVE A BIGGER MILITARY
  129. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMCath's iconCath
  130. I HAD NO ARMY
  131. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMCath's iconCath
  132. WHATSOEVER
  133. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMCath's iconCath
  134. FROM THE MOMENT I SAID WAR IT IS
  135. Oct 31, 2014 11:27 PMCath's iconCath
  136. I STARTED BUILDING UNITS
  137. Oct 31, 2014 11:29 PMCath's iconCath
  138. It's fucking impossible to play a normal fucking game of civ with you
  139. Oct 31, 2014 11:29 PMCath's iconCath
  140. you're always going to do something that majorly pisses me off
  141. Oct 31, 2014 11:29 PMCath's iconCath
  142. the point of civ isn't to fucking undermine other human players
  143. Oct 31, 2014 11:29 PMCath's iconCath
  144. you don't see me doing that
  145. Oct 31, 2014 11:29 PMCath's iconCath
  146. it's not fucking age of empires
  147. Oct 31, 2014 11:29 PMCath's iconCath
  148. it'S not only warfare
  149. Oct 31, 2014 11:30 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  150. idk i just didnt want to slap my dick around
  151. Oct 31, 2014 11:30 PMCath's iconCath
  152. IT'S BETTER TO SLAP YOUR DICK AROUND THAN TO FUCKING DIE 20 TURNS LATER
  153. Oct 31, 2014 11:30 PMCath's iconCath
  154. YOU RETARD
  155. Oct 31, 2014 11:30 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  156. :///
  157. Oct 31, 2014 11:30 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  158. i just saw your first coastal city across from my capital
  159. Oct 31, 2014 11:31 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  160. and then i started getting spooked
  161. Oct 31, 2014 11:31 PMCath's iconCath
  162. YOUR PICTURES SHW THAT YOU HAD CLEAR INTEL
  163. Oct 31, 2014 11:31 PMCath's iconCath
  164. ABOUT WHAT WAS ON MY CONTINENT
  165. Oct 31, 2014 11:32 PMCath's iconCath
  166. I THINK BOTH CITIES WERE PRETTY FUCKING LOGICAL TO PLACE
  167. Oct 31, 2014 11:32 PMCath's iconCath
  168. MMM WHICH COAST SHOULD I PUT IT IN
  169. Oct 31, 2014 11:32 PMCath's iconCath
  170. THE COAST NEAR ANOTHER CONTINENT WHERE 3 PLAYERS ARE ON AND COULD POTENTIALLY EXPAND ON MY CONTINENT?
  171. Oct 31, 2014 11:32 PMCath's iconCath
  172. OR THE COAST WHERE NOBODY FUCKING IS
  173. Oct 31, 2014 11:32 PMCath's iconCath
  174. THERE'S NO RESOURCES
  175. Oct 31, 2014 11:32 PMCath's iconCath
  176. AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO POINT IN BUILDING THERE
  177. Oct 31, 2014 11:32 PMCath's iconCath
  178. WHATSOEVER
  179. Oct 31, 2014 11:32 PMCath's iconCath
  180. OH I GUESS I'LL JUST PLAY LIKE A RETARD
  181. Oct 31, 2014 11:32 PMCath's iconCath
  182. TO SATISFY DYLAN'S AUTISM NEEDS
  183. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  184. well i wouldnt want to expand on your continent
  185. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  186. thats just pretty dumb m8
  187. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMCath's iconCath
  188. IS IT?
  189. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  190. si
  191. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMCath's iconCath
  192. BUILDING A CITY NEXT TO MY CAPITAL ISN'T FUCKING STUPID
  193. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMCath's iconCath
  194. IT'S A BRILLIANT PLAN
  195. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  196. wot
  197. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMCath's iconCath
  198. IT GIVES YOU A FOOTHOLD
  199. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  200. well
  201. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  202. it would've annoyed you
  203. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  204. i mean
  205. Oct 31, 2014 11:33 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  206. i took sea tiles and you got mad
  207. Oct 31, 2014 11:34 PMCath's iconCath
  208. yep you're definitely retarded
  209. Oct 31, 2014 11:34 PMCath's iconCath
  210. whatever fuck off dylan
  211. Oct 31, 2014 11:34 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  212. :c
  213. Oct 31, 2014 11:34 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  214. how is building a city next to your capital brilliant
  215. Oct 31, 2014 11:35 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  216. but buy sea tiles to put pressure on you isnt
  217. Oct 31, 2014 11:35 PMCath's iconCath
  218. buildding close to another's capital is brilliant provided that you can hold the city since it gives you a sort of siege camp to attack the enemy's capital
  219. Oct 31, 2014 11:35 PMCath's iconCath
  220. obviously you doing that wouldn't work considering you're absolute garbage at civ
  221. Oct 31, 2014 11:36 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  222. but how is buying tiles -not smart-
  223. Oct 31, 2014 11:37 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  224. how would you react if i made a city next to your continent?
  225. Oct 31, 2014 11:37 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  226. and started putting pressure on your capital?
  227. Oct 31, 2014 11:37 PMCath's iconCath
  228. buying tiles is not smart considering it's fucking provocative
  229. Oct 31, 2014 11:37 PMCath's iconCath
  230. you had no militray
  231. Oct 31, 2014 11:37 PMCath's iconCath
  232. and you decided to fuck me over
  233. Oct 31, 2014 11:37 PMCath's iconCath
  234. obviously it was never going to end well for you
  235. Oct 31, 2014 11:37 PMCath's iconCath
  236. you don't fucking poke the bear
  237. Oct 31, 2014 11:37 PMCath's iconCath
  238. when you're a hamster
  239. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  240. i beg your pardon
  241. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  242. if you were an equally strong bear
  243. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  244. sure buying tiles would be smart
  245. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  246. cause you could hold it
  247. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  248. and it'd hinder your opponent
  249. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  250. but you're obviously a weak ass player
  251. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  252. and all you tried to do was undermine me
  253. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  254. when we weren't even OPPONENTS
  255. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  256. buying tiles would be smart against someone you are at war with
  257. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  258. sparking a war is never smart
  259. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  260. i didnt go HUE TIME TO UNDERMINE CATH
  261. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  262. especially since you have nothing to gain
  263. Oct 31, 2014 11:38 PMCath's iconCath
  264. YES YOU FUCKING DID
  265. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  266. YOU RETARD
  267. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  268. YOU SAID SO YOURSELF
  269. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  270. i just didnt want you to flourish too mcuh on that coast
  271. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  272. YOU SAID YOU WERE SCARED OF MY NAVY
  273. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  274. AND THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME BEING CLOSE
  275. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  276. SO YOU DID THAT
  277. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  278. THAT'S UNDERMINING
  279. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  280. YOU FUCKTARD
  281. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  282. well yeah i wanted to keep you on a leash
  283. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  284. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
  285. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  286. KEEP ME ON A LEASH?
  287. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  288. yes
  289. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  290. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN DO THAT
  291. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  292. it didnt go well though
  293. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  294. YOU NEVER WON A GAME OF ANYTHING AGAINST ME
  295. Oct 31, 2014 11:39 PMCath's iconCath
  296. EXCEPT WHEN YOU HAD STAIR TO SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF THROUGH DIPLOMACY
  297. Oct 31, 2014 11:40 PMCath's iconCath
  298. YOU'RE A HAMSTER
  299. Oct 31, 2014 11:40 PMCath's iconCath
  300. A HAMSTER DOESN'T HOLD A BEAR ON A LEASH
  301. Oct 31, 2014 11:40 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  302. i didnt even butter stair up
  303. Oct 31, 2014 11:40 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  304. i was like yo stair i can vote for you if you want
  305. Oct 31, 2014 11:40 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  306. since we got enough votes
  307. Oct 31, 2014 11:40 PMCath's iconCath
  308. don't fucking start
  309. Oct 31, 2014 11:40 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  310. and he was like
  311. Oct 31, 2014 11:40 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  312. nah ill vote for you
  313. Oct 31, 2014 11:40 PMCath's iconCath
  314. I'll seriously block you
  315. Oct 31, 2014 11:43 PMCath's iconCath
  316. can't believe I ditched my ship building to play with you
  317. Oct 31, 2014 11:43 PMCath's iconCath
  318. I'll be sure to never make that mistake again
  319. Oct 31, 2014 11:53 PMCath's iconCath
  320. actualy, don't expect me to play anything with you any time soon
  321. Oct 31, 2014 11:53 PMCath's iconCath
  322. tired of your weasel ways of gaming
  323. Oct 31, 2014 11:56 PMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  324. what about swtor?
  325. Oct 31, 2014 11:56 PMCath's iconCath
  326. go play that alone
  327. Oct 31, 2014 11:56 PMCath's iconCath
  328. don'T give a fuck
  329. Oct 31, 2014 11:56 PMCath's iconCath
  330. tired of your shit
  331. 12:01 AMCath's iconCath
  332. yeah fuck it
  333. 12:01 AMCath's iconCath
  334. you pissed me the fuck off
  335. 12:01 AMDylan Boyling's iconDylan Boyling
  336. what?
  337. 12:01 AMCath's iconCath
  338. think i might just delete you
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