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The Tulpa Effect- chap. 3 part 2

Oct 6th, 2012
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  1. The Tulpa Effect
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  3. CHAPTER 3- /d/ay of /d/efeat: Part 2
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  5. The monster girls and slimes charged at each other and fought mindlessly, raping and destroying each other. Clint, Kyouko, Moose, and his antgirls ran to a back room for safety until the fight ended . The prison cage burst open and everyone was running rampant.
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  7. In the chaos, Sorryman found Kadoh., and they commenced their super secret-wasn't-ever-hinted-until-now-plan. Sorryman reached up his anus and pulled out two cloaking devices, and then they strapped the cloaking devices to their groin area. They then turned invisible.
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  9. They used their devices for like five seconds even though they didn't need them. They made their way to the machine and Kadoh, who had to pee really bad, decided to piss on the converter machine. It fizzled and shorted out, making sure it was done for.
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  11. Meanwhile, the slimes were dominating the monstergirls. Sorryman and Kadoh thought that Lunanite would destroy the group afterwords, even though she probably wouldn't of. So they did the only thing they thought they could do: the Kadoh Klan Kallsign.
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  13. They threw off the devices, shook their asses thrice, then frenchedkissed. Then Sorryman and Kadoh began transforming into the Break-A-Bitch Beatbox Crew. They turned black, their intelligence decreased much more because they're niggers obviously, and they had the sudden urge to fuck everything in sight.
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  15. "Yo dawg!" Sorry-nigger called out to Kadoh-nigger.
  16. "Yo homie G fo shizzle my nizzle!" Kadoh nigger said.
  17. "Homie dawg OG let's destroy these CRACKA-ASS BITCHES!" Sorry-nigger called out with nigger pride.
  18. "YA HOMIE G LETS KILL THESE CRACKAS! YEAH SWAG YOLO BITCHES!"
  19. Nigger-fied Kadoh then replied.
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  21. So Sorryman pulled two gats out of his asshole while Kadoh took out his 200 inch black dick. They started killing these crackas, yo. Like hard homie G.
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  23. Kadoh fucked and raped everything in sight, leaving no /d/ monstrosity unclean with his cum, while Sorryman, being the OG swag YOLO bitch nigga he is, shot everything up with his guns sideways because niggers can't aim a gun right.
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  25. Clint heard the noise outside, and could tell that his army was /d/ead. He then turned to Moose and his antgirls.
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  27. "You're my final solution..."
  28. "Wha-?"
  29. "YOU'RE MY FINAL SOLUTION! Kyouko, activate the Dachshunds!" Clint ordered.
  30. Suddenly, Moose and his antgirls merged together, and made a half ant- half Moose...thingy. It walked outside, stopping directly in front of Kadoh and Sorryman.
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  32. Kadoh, who just came in the last monster girl, turned and saw Moose.
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  34. "YO DAWG, WHOS THIS MUTHA FUCKA?" Kadoh asked, keepin' it real.
  35. "THIS CRACKA ASS BITCH WALKED UP TO ME, AND I WAS LIKE 'DAYUM, YOU UGLY!" Sorryman replied.
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  37. Suddenly, Moose fell on the floor, and started foaming on the mouth. Tons of dachshunds starting flying out of his thorax at light speed, exploding when it came in contact with something. The group was running around, avoiding the puppies of death, except for Pronas, who was fapping of course.
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  39. "YO DAWG, I GOT THIS NIGGA." Kadoh said, like a true boss nigga something.
  40. Kadoh took his dick-sword thing and sliced Moose in half. The puppies stopped flying out, and all was quiet, except for the "Fap Fap Fap" coming from Pronas's constant fapping.
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  42. Clint and Kyouko walked out quietly.
  43. "W-w-e surrender!" Clint said.
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  45. Sorryman, because he is a nigger and doesn't know the term "peace and quiet" like all other niggers, shot Clint to death with his Gats. Kyouko, horrified, ran over and cried at his body.
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  47. "LOOK AT THIS SKANK ASS HO. DAYUM!!" They both said in unison. So they raped her. Hard. Very hard. Over and over. And no one helped Kyouko because she's a dumb, psychotic slut.
  48. She eventually died from her holes being stretched far.
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  50. Lunanite walked in, who was hiding during the battle, and saw his army.
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  52. He glared at Sorryman and said "Dude, you weren't supposed to put this in the story!"
  53. "FUCK YOU NIGGA IM THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY I'LL DO WHAT I WANT YOU CRACKA ASS NIGGA." Sorryman retorted.
  54. Lunanite, furious, said,"I'll make you pay for this! You were suppose to write what I put!"
  55. To which Sorryman then said,"QUIT BREAKING THE 4TH WALL, FAGGOT."
  56. And Sorryman made Lunanite ded.
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  58. After the battle, Sorryman and Kadoh transformed back into normal, civilized white folk. They grabbed the Hot Dog Flavored Water. Now all they had to do was return back to Pleeb.
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  60. But unforeseeable events will complicate their return....
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  63. DISCLAIMER: I have nothing against Kyouko and niggers. Don't flame me and call me a meanie, faggots.
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  65. DISCLAIMERx2: I have nothing against fags.
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