$ curl roots.cx/get | sh
  % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
100   987  100   987    0     0   1211      0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:--  1386
sh: 9: [[: not found

\e[31m✘\e[0m \e[1mlooks like you need to install or update node.js.\e[0m

I'll open up the node.js website for you.
Click the big green button to download the installer, then
install it and run me again when you're finished!

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