[FR] (RBA) Hitting those high notes

>Day Musical taste in Equestria
>Another day, another plan on another rapist
>Your Target for today is Octavia
>Every time she comes through town, she visits you
>Asking you to make her a Soprano thru fucking
>She will regret this day for today, you will change her opinion towards you
>The door knocks and you open it to See the one and only Octavia
>You invite her in and she sits on your couch
>You hold on to her hooves and stare deeply into her eyes
I can't believe I've been so blind to not see your love for me. I-I'm so sorry
>"Oh Anon, I'm so glad that you can finally see it"
>You both hug for a solid minute
This admisphere is not quite right. Let me light a couple of candles.
>She stares at you lustfully as you do this
>You pick up a CD case
Want some music to help the mood?
>"Absolutely! What kind did you have in mind?"
The best for you and it is my favorite band in both dimensions!
>"Oh, Which band?
Nickleback!
>You show her the case and she freezes in terror
>You open the CD player and put the CD inside
>As you start pressing the play button, She bolts out of your house screaming
>The first track it plays is Bethovens Fifth Symphony
>You start laughing for quite a while
>You're not crazy enough to listen to that shit
>You blow out the candles you lit and just listen to Bethovens work on the couch
>A thought came across your mind as you listen
With a scream like that, she can become a Soprano in no time!