root@CrazyBasterds:/var/www# apt-get install squid
Reading package lists... Error!
W: Encountered status field in a non-version description
E: Malformed 3rd word in the Status line
E: Error occurred while processing debian-faq (UsePackage3)
E: Problem with MergeList /var/lib/dpkg/status
E: The package lists or status file could not be parsed or opened.