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- > You're working in the garage
- > The latest home improvement project drying in front of you
- > A coffee table for the living room
- > Its stain and varnish drying over the next few hours
- > The radio system in your garage plays as the industrial fan blows the fumes out the door
- > You decide to take a quick nap in the warm summer sun
- > Your awakening is a rude one
- > "Fwiend! Why fwiend nuu wake up?! Mummah wan nummies too! Nuu be meanie!"
- > There is a small herd of fluffies in your garage
- > A stallion is lying face first in a small can of varnish
- > You knew you should have just closed it
- > The can is just a little too small for the fluffy to get his head back out
- > His legs lie limply at his side sprawled out
- > Some fear shit on the garage floor
- > It's liquid, smelly, foul feces
- > The smell hits you as you sit up from your rudely interrupted nap
- > Then you feel the fluffy furiously humping on your leg
- > His legs clutching your calve as hard as it can
- > His little rod tickling on your leg hair
- > "Enff enff enff enff hoomin weg feww funny enff enff enff gif enff happy speciaw huggies enff"
- > With a flick you kick the white and orange fluffy across the room
- > Still erect and humpin the air he whines for special huggies
- > "Waa! Nuu! My hips awe movin on theiw own!"
- > He humps his way slowly around the garage not finding any way to relieve his throbbing member
- > The other fluffies are walking around causing trouble
- > Two are pawing the door trying to get into the house
- > "Mistaw wet in! Hungwy! Nee' nummies! Haff tummy huwties!"
- > Another one is trying to play with a circular saw lying on the ground
- > It's not plugged in but is still dangerous
- > "Fwuffy pway wiff shiny toy! Owies huwty!"
- > The fluffy continues to play with the saw oblivious to the danger
- > Then you see the fluffies using your table as litter box
- > The varnish is still not dry
- > The damage has been done
- > It will be needed to be resanded, repainted, and refinished
- > Hours of work
- > "EEEEhhhhhhhhhhhh ahh... poopies done! Good poopies on big wittew box!"
- > You get up and bash the beer bottle in your hand over the offending fluffy
- > Are you drunk?
- > Eh probably not but you're pissed
- > "OOOWWWIIIEEESSS! WHY HUWT FWUFFY?! FWUFFY MAKE GOOD POOPIES! NUU BAD!"
- > The bottle didn't shatter
- > You break it over the fluffies horn shattering it and the bottle
- > "AHHHHH! WHY!!! HOWN HUUUUUUWT! EEEEEEEE!!"
- > You shove the broken bottle into the fluffies ass
- > "POOPIE BIG HUWT BIG HUWT! HEWP HEWP!"
- > Blood and bile flows into the bottle and trickles out of the opening
- > The fluffies in the garage turn to you and puff their cheeks
- > All but the still humping stallion
- > "Weggies hewp! Nee fight bad hoomin! Nuu mowe speciaw hugs pwease?"
- > The fluffy near the circular saw doesn't even need your help
- > He lifts his head to face you and gouges his eyes on the saw blade near his face
- > "EEEEE! FUN TOY NUU FUN! IS HUWTY MEANIE TOY! HEWP! IS DAWK!"
- > He backs up into the wall thrashing and bumps his face into a box of nails on the ground
- > "EEEEEEE! WHY HUWT EYES?! WHY HUWT WHY? WHY?"
- > The smarty puffs his cheeks and goes to make bad poopies on you
- > He slips on the fear shit from the varnish slain fluffy
- > In scooby doo fashion he slides towards you
- > You boot him in the face and sends him flying towards the trash cans
- > The lid flips off and falls on him
- > "Hewp! Dawk! Haff huwties an need huggies! Haff nuu smeww pwetties huwties!"
- > The lid is now sliding around the garage floor
- > The smarty under the lid knocks over several fluffies
- > They proceed to attack him bouncing on the heavy plastic
- > His herd stomps on the lid till it stops moving
- > The humping fluffy finds a piece of splintered wood soon after
- > "Enff enff yes! make speciaw huggies enff enff e.. e... EEE! HUWTY! HEWP! HEWP!"
- > His penis pumping furiously onto the splintered edge of wood
- > His bloody and splinted member now mangled he manages to make his way off the wood and continues to hump
- > "HEWP! NEE GUUD SPECIAW HUGGIES NUU BAD SPECIAW HUGGIES! HEWP! HEWWWWWP!"
- > The other fluffies have forgotten that you stabbed their friends butt and smashed his horn and are trying to give him hugs
- > "Huggies make bettew? Ewwwww... nuu smeww pwetty!"
- > The bleeding fluffy ignored and crying slowly crawls around
- > "P-p-pwease m-m-make hu-huwties g-g-hh-guu way"
- > The two fluffies return to pawing at the door
- > The smarty still not moving under the lid though sobbing can be heard
- > The blinded fluffy still screaming about eyes and running into sharp objects worsening the damage
- > "MY WOWD IS A WOWD OF TOWMENT AN PAIN!!"
- > And the white and orange fluffy still humping anything in range
- > He finds a foal and furiously pounds his splinter blood dick into it
- > "EEEE! NUU! BAD HUGGIES! BAD HUWTIES! HEWP!"
- > Its little foal butt wrecked by splinters and phallus
- > The mother runs over and tries to buck the humping fluffy but he just manages to start humping her face
- > It was amazing to watch
- > Her mouth was destroyed but the splinters were somehow removed from the stallion
- > He's not satisfied though as the splinters still hurt
- > Like a perverted cyclone he humps his way around the floor
- > This is too weird
- > Then he finds a dam fit to birth
- > The humping lasts for ten minutes
- > Dam screaming but the other fluffies are now too scared to intervene with the fluffy fucking whirlwind
- > He finally finishes flopping over dead and satisfied his soul released to the plane of sex craved creatures
- > The relentless fucking caused the dam to birth
- > Chirping foals now the center of the room
- > Baby voices and cooing while the foals try to feed too young to speak or see
- > Okay this has got to stop you're gonna get diabetes
- > You grab the shop vac
- > Turning it on was like opening the elemental plane of shit
- > All of the fluffies even the new born foals and dead ones shit themselves
- > You bring the vacuum towards the herd
- > They flee leaving the exhausted dam and foals, blind fluffy, humping fiend who died of exhaustion, smarty under the lid, and bleeding still shitting fluffy
- > Sucking up the foals with a quick *fooop* *fooop* *fooop* and throwing the crying dam outside you turn to the other fluffies
- > The varnish slain fluffy is thrown into the trash
- > Can still on his head
- > The smarty under the lid is beaten senseless by his herd
- > He's chucked
- > The dam keeps coming back and you throw her into the trash as well
- > Blindo' the blind fluffy is also chucked still screaming about eternal pain and suffering in this life and all others
- > And the corpse of the greatest fluffy fucker is also disposed of
- > Shit, blood, and fluff covers the garage floor
- > Your table is ruined and you begin cleaning
- > Again
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