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- >You are with the girl of your dreams.
- >Seriously, you are dreaming right now.
- >You are making out with a hot woman.
- >You are pressing your naked bodies together.
- >You are in the throes of passion!
- >”Hewwo daddeh!”
- >FUCK!
- >You look off to the side and see your fluffy pony.
- >You just bought a carbon copy of Luna, a dark blue alicorn.
- >”What the fuck!”
- >”How did you get in my dream Luna!?”
- >She sits up and spreads her front hooves majestically, “Wuna pwincess of de dawkie time daddeh!”
- >”No you’re not!”
- >The hot woman is blowing in your ear.
- >”Now go away you’re ruining my wet dream!”
- >”Wuna doo wha daddeh?”
- >”I said get out of my wet dream!”
- >Fluffy pony drowns.
- >Now every night you go to sleep you have a dead fluffy alicorn in your dreams.
- >Fucking fluffies…
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