Saitou and Leikara's Grand Adventure

(Ring): You say, "Can we raid a city or something?"

(Ring): You say, "Pleaaaase pleaaaaase."

(Ring): Saitou says, "Back to bashing I suppose."

(Ring): You say, "Noooo."

(Ring): You say, "Let's go stand outside some city."

(Ring): You say, "And be scary."

(Ring): Zith says, "Leikara be pk-horny."

(Ring): You say, "I set up some offense stuff."

(Ring): You say, "I want to kill people. Put me in, coach!"

(Ring): You say, "Can we do one of the obelisk things?"

(Ring): Saitou says, "We can't even control obelisks lol."

<we go and check out the assassination store>

You follow Saitou to the out.
Rotten foundations of an inn. (ruins of Caanae.)
A small sign points into a market stall. Someone has left behind a rather drab pack. A thin man, dressed in black garb, stands idly by.
You see exits leading southwest, down, and in.

A lithe, black garbed man says, "We have hits on Khizan, Kryss, Aros, Desmond, Iroth, Lewellyn, and Vanmoriel. Anything you are interested in?"

You say, "Ooh."

Saitou says, "None of them are around."

You give a pained sigh.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You lift your leg, thrusting it at Saitou.
You miss.
You give a pained sigh.

Saitou utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You say, "Let's kill Iniar."

You frown and say, "It's not really the same though."

Saitou says, "I don't really understand the whole PK rights thing."

Saitou says, "So I'm not sure what we can do."

Saitou says, "Wish we could just go into cities or something and kill people."

You say, "I don't think we can do that."

A great weight seems to have been lifted from Saitou.

Saitou rubs some salve on his skin.

You say, "I think we can stand outside though."

You say, "And like...look mean or something."

You say, "And then they can come attack us."

You say, "And we can fight back!"

Saitou says, "There's a bunch of people in Kinsarmar."

You say, "Want to go stand nearby?"

You giggle happily.

Saitou says, "Sure."

(Ring): You say, "Saitou and I are gonna stand outside kissamere."

(Ring): You say, "Whatever it's called."

(Ring): Zith says, "You griefers."

Before the Kinsarmar Gate. (road).
A rune that looks like a stick man has been sketched into the ground here. A rune shaped like a butterfly has been sketched into the ground here. A meticulous marble statue of a towering puffin poses here, perched atop an ornate onyx pedestal, the large jade bowl at the base filled with offerings. There are 2 flame-shaped sigils here. There are 3 monolith sigils here. Its head poised in a prideful stance, a sleek black stallion stands here snorting arrogantly. Trenches have been dug at this location, surrounded by dangerously gleaming barbed wires.
You see exits leading south, and the shining Kinsarmar Gate leading northwest (gate open).

You see the following people here:
Saitou

You rub a shadowgem and shadows coalesce around you, concealing you from sight.

You giggle happily.

Saitou begins to weave back and forth, like a shadow cast when a candle flickers.

The sun climbs to its apex, scattering darkness, illuminating the land with its holy light.

Eyes widening, you say, "Should I make it rain blood?"

Saitou grins mischievously.

Saitou says, "Not sure if going north will get us killed.."

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You take a simple isan vial and spatter some tainted blood high into the air. The skies darken as droplets of blood begin falling back down across the area.

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

Droplets of blood stop falling from the skies.

You have emoted: Leikara hums quietly to herself as the blood begins to pour down, the droplets spattering across her tangled curls and her wide, chubby cheeks in crimson splashes.

(Ring): You say, "I doubt they will even notice us."

(Ring): You say, "Can you block the north exit?"

Northroad nearing the city gates. (road).
The great walls of Kinsarmar are quite close to this portion of the road, and they seem to rise up from the ground to the sky, obscuring almost the entire northern view. Tall gates can be seen within them to the north, with many people entering and exiting, regardless of hour. To the south the road slowly meanders through the hills, rising over some and going between others like a curious serpent. Gore is splattered about, a display of Ahkan's cruel handiwork. Strung between two steel poles, a wide leather banner bearing the colors of the Stavennite Empire stands here. There are 2 flame-shaped sigils here. A serpentine demonic lamia is hissing here. A treant lurches about here, arms thick with ripe red apples. Saitou is here, shrouded. He wields an iron-tipped whip in his left hand.
You see exits leading north and southwest.

Saitou's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Saitou moves over to block the northward exit.

Saitou takes a long drag off his pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Saitou.

Kyar, riding a black and white mare, arrives from the southwest.
He is followed by a songbird formed of pure lightning.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

(Ring): Saitou says, "Hehe."

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

A songbird formed of pure lightning begins to sing a trilling song.

(Ring): Saitou says, "Now what?"

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Saitou takes a drink from a wooden vial.

You have emoted: Leikara's humming turns into a happy giggle as she jumps into one of the puddles of blood, splashing herself up to the knees.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar rolls his eyes.

You see the following people here:
Saitou, Kyar

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You take a simple isan vial and spatter some tainted blood high into the air. The skies darken as droplets of blood begin falling back down across the area.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

The bright sun shines down upon you.

Happily, you say to Kyar, "It's raining!"

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

A songbird formed of pure lightning begins to sing a trilling song.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

Kyar starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches.

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

Kyar, riding a black and white mare, plods carefully across the trenches to the north.
He is followed by a songbird formed of pure lightning.

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

(Ring): Saitou says, "Can I just block someone from entering their city?"

(Ring): You say, "We'll get bountied, but I think it's allowed."

Saitou's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Saitou moves over to block the northward exit.

Saitou takes a long drag off his pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.

The sounds of heavy traffic come from the road ahead.

(Ring): Saitou says, "Should've kept it up then."

You gag a bit as Saitou's stink wafts over you.

(Ring): Saitou says, "Kyar tells you, "Thirty second explanation why I shouldn't enemy you.""

(Ring): Saitou says, "Bahaha."

You have emoted: Leikara spins on her heel, holding her hand out, palm-first, towards the empty road.

(Ring): Saitou says, "Here we go!"

Loudly, you say, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

You gag a bit as Saitou's stink wafts over you.

The bright sun shines down upon you.

Saitou takes a drink from a wooden vial.

(Ring): Saitou says, "Oh, he's the minister of defence."

(Newbie): Jeriaus says, "Hello, I'm new and am going through my newbie tasks."

(Khandava): Jeriaus says, "Hiya."

(Ring): You say, "Cuz he's defensive."

(Ring): You say, "Hehe."

(Khandava): You say, "Hi!"

(Khandava): Jeriaus says, "Woo! Someone alive and speaking."

(Khandava): You say, "We might not be alive, soon!"

(Ring): Saitou says, "You tell Soul of Music, Kyar Kith'Vahni, the Dream of Winter, "I came to charge a toll to pass into."

(Khandava): You say, "We're picking a FIGHT!"

(Ring): Saitou says, "Kinsarmar."

(Ring): You say, "Hahaha I like it."

(Khandava): Jeriaus says, "I don't know why you'd do anything else."

A deer bounds across the road in front of you.

(Ring): Saitou says, "Kyar has declared you a formal enemy of the City of Kinsarmar."

(Ring): Saitou says, "Muahahaha."

You have emoted: "Today, we're charging a big fat ugly person tax!" Leikara continues, educating the empty road (or maybe the deer bounding across it?) with a determined enthusiasm.

You say, "All big fat ugly people have to pay--."

You say to Saitou, "How much they gotta pay?"

Saitou shrugs helplessly.

Saitou says, "What's a good price?"

Saitou says, "1000 gold?!"

You say, "AT LEAST."

You say, "Make it ten thousand!"

You cheer wildly!

Saitou cackles hellishly.

You yell, "Ten THOUSAND gold for the big fat ugly people tax!"

You yell, "Nobody gets in or out or nuffin!"

You dance about in utter glee.

Garian plods carefully across the trenches from the north.

Garian leaves to the southwest.

You say, "I bet they have a whole CITY full of big fat ugly -."

You say, "OI!"

You say, "He got away!"

You see exits leading north and southwest.

(Ring): You say, "How do we make walls?"

(Ring): Saitou says, "Shard wall."

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

Droplets of blood fall harmlessly around you.

You throw a shard against the ground and a crackling wall of Moradeim energy showly forms, blocking passage to the southwest.

Saitou says, "Well now they can't come in!"

Droplets of blood stop falling from the skies.

Saitou takes a drink from a wooden vial.

You say, "Hmm."

You say, "It's ok. They will really want to run home. We'll catch them coming and going?"

You throw a shard against the ground and a crackling wall of Moradeim energy showly forms, blocking passage to the north.

(Ring): Saitou says, "I think we totally could've taken Kyar too."

Saitou grins mischievously.

Saitou pets a small black cobra ingratiatingly.

You tell Soul of Music, Kyar Kith'Vahni, the Dream of Winter, "You owe us ten thousand gold!"

(Ring): You say, "Insult his nose."

(Ring): You say, "Maybe he'll come back."

Kyar tells you, "..er.. why?"

You tell Soul of Music, Kyar Kith'Vahni, the Dream of Winter, "You didn't pay the big fat ugly person tax, mister Kyar!"

You tell Soul of Music, Kyar Kith'Vahni, the Dream of Winter, "We accept gold, shards, really nifty pets and funny songs as payment."

Kyar tells you, "..right. Enjoy yer game."

You see Saitou shout, "I hereby declare a fee of 10,000 gold coins to enter the city of Kinsarmar!"

You clap your hands together merrily.

You yell, "And/or really nifty pets or funny songs!"

Kyar has declared you a formal enemy of the City of Kinsarmar.

[ACHIEVEMENT]: You have completed the 'Unpopular' Achievement! You have earned Double Experience for 3 Hours - see ACHIEVEMENT BONUS LIST.

The wall of Moradeim energy to the north suddenly flickers and bursts into a myriad of multi-colored fragments.

Saitou gives a horrified gasp.

You look skeptical and say to Saitou, "I think it just got bored of being a wall."

Saitou chuckles long and heartily.

(Ring): Saitou says, "At this rate, we could lock down the entire city of Kinsarmar without a defense!"

(Ring): You say, "XD."

(Ring): Saitou says, "Scared of two newbies :(."

Saitou starts plodding carefully across the constructed trenches. <-- WHY DID HE DO THIS I DUNNO MAYBE HE GOT BORED OF BEING A WALL TOO

You follow Saitou to the north.
Before the Kinsarmar Gate. (road).
A rune that looks like a stick man has been sketched into the ground here. A rune shaped like a butterfly has been sketched into the ground here. A meticulous marble statue of a towering puffin poses here, perched atop an ornate onyx pedestal, the large jade bowl at the base filled with offerings. There are 2 flame-shaped sigils here. There are 3 monolith sigils here. A magickal lightwall radiates powerfully over the south exit. Its head poised in a prideful stance, a sleek black stallion stands here snorting arrogantly. Trenches have been dug at this location, surrounded by dangerously gleaming barbed wires.
You see exits leading south, and the shining Kinsarmar Gate leading northwest (gate open).
Saitou blinks rapidly as he passes through the lightwall.
Saitou's limbs appear numb as his eyes meet an inguz rune on the ground.
Saitou's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.

Saitou quickly eats a maidenhair leaf.

A massive wooden bolt flies in from the northwest, impales you directly through the chest and slams into the ground, pinning you beneath it.
You are afflicted with impaled by bolt.
You are afflicted with prone.
Damage Taken: 62 unblockable (raw damage: 62)
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through Saitou's body, and crashes into the ground.
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through Saitou's body, and crashes into the ground.
A massive wooden bolt flies in from the northwest, impales you directly through the chest and slams into the ground, pinning you beneath it.
Damage Taken: 62 unblockable (raw damage: 62)
H:283/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb eb]
You take a drink of an elixir of health from a wooden vial.
Health Gain: 68
The elixir heals your body.
H:352/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb eb]
You take 1 toadstool, bringing the total to 1755.
You quickly eat a toadstool.
Health Gain: 32
You feel your health and mana replenished.
H:384/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb eb]
You struggle against the massive bolt which has impaled you.
H:384/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb e-]
Saitou takes a drink from an obsidian sleeping dragon vial.
H:384/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb e-]
Saitou quickly eats a toadstool.
H:384/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb e-]
Saitou quickly eats some hyssop stem.
H:384/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb e-]
You have recovered balance.
H:384/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb eb]
H:384/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb eb]
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through your body, and crashes into the ground.
Damage Taken: 145 unblockable (raw damage: 145)
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through your body, and crashes into the ground.
Damage Taken: 145 unblockable (raw damage: 145)
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through Saitou's body, and crashes into the ground.
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through Saitou's body, and crashes into the ground.
A Guardswoman of Kinsarmar has slain Saitou.
H:94/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb eb]
You gasp in pain as you continue trying to pull the bolt from your chest.
H:94/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb eb]
Health Gain: 20
H:115/407 M:308/308 XP:61.39% [pdb eb]
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through your body, and crashes into the ground.
You have been slain by a Guardswoman of Kinsarmar.
You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.
The corpse of a rotting zombie resembling Dasin falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a Klakan orc guard falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a Klakan orc guard falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a Klakan orc soldier falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of Ergth, a broad-shouldered Klakan falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a Klakan orc soldier falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a Klakan orc soldier falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a Klakan orc soldier falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of Olgnaka, a large orc woman falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a Klakan orc soldier falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a Klakan orc soldier falls out of your inventory.
Damage Taken: 145 unblockable (raw damage: 145)
 <dead>
You are dead and cannot do that.
 <dead>
Your consciousness shifts, and you feel your body no more.
 <dead>
Your soul climbs free of your body and is drawn down into the underworld.
 <dead>
(Ring): Saitou says, "Well..."
 <dead>
You land in front of a dire temple and a chain whips out and wraps around you.
 <dead>

A chill runs down your spine as the deathly voice of Kliko whispers into your ear, "Must of forgot to pay the fine."