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  1. Aden Focell attempts to unbuckle themself!
  2. Jack Hones exclaims, "An improvised weapon!"
  3. OOC: Aredal: even slime people
  4. OOC: Aredal: ?
  5. Jack Steiner broadcasts, "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKERS"
  6. OOC: Anonus Tanir: I think so?
  7. Aden Focell says, "You didn't dispose of it last time"
  8. Jack Steiner has thrown the supply megaphone.
  9. Jack Steiner has stunned Aden Focell with the stunprod!
  10. Aden Focell says, "I thought I would do it for you"
  11. Jack Steiner has stunned you with the stunprod!
  12. Jack Steiner has thrown the stunprod.
  13. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
  14. Jack Steiner has grabbed Aden Focell passively!
  15. Jack Steiner has grabbed Aden Focell aggressively (now hands)!
  16. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
  17. Jack Steiner has reinforced his grip on Aden Focell (now neck)!
  18. Jack Hones puts the stunprod into the security satchel.
  19. Jack Steiner starts to tighten his grip on Aden Focell's neck!
  20. Jack Steiner says, "CUT"
  21. Jack Hones exclaims, "Uh!"
  22. Jack Steiner says, "THIS"
  23. Jack Steiner says, "SHIT"
  24. Jack Steiner says, "OUT"
  25. Jack Steiner was unable to tighten his grip on Aden Focell's neck!
  26. Aden Focell was unbuckled by Jack Steiner.
  27. Jack Steiner has thrown Aden Focell.
  28. Jack Hones exclaims, "Boss...!"
  29. Jack Steiner has grabbed Goran'Agar Remata'klan passively!
  30. Jack Steiner has grabbed Goran'Agar Remata'klan aggressively (now hands)!
  31. You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
  32. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "FUCK YOU!"
  33. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "Borg is being a dick"
  34. Jack Hones's flash emits a blinding light!
  35. Your eyes sting a little.
  36. Goran'Agar Remata'klan is hit by a disabler beam in the right arm!
  37. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  38. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  39. [Common] Abel Smail says, "Oh shit"
  40. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "Okay"
  41. [Common] Warwick Stein says, "Singulo is okay."
  42. [Common] Joseph Joestar asks, "Is what?"
  43. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  44. [Common] Abel Smail exclaims, "Lord Singuloth has come!"
  45. [Common] Orlando Faust says, "Amigo"
  46. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  47. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  48. Goran'Agar Remata'klan is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
  49. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  50. Goran'Agar Remata'klan is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
  51. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  52. Goran'Agar Remata'klan is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
  53. You're too exhausted to keep going...
  54. [Common] Ophie Schlange says, "The singularity indeed is."
  55. Jack Steiner puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
  56. [Common] Warwick Stein says, "Singularity is perfectly fine."
  57. You're restrained! You can't move!
  58. You're restrained! You can't move!
  59. You're restrained! You can't move!
  60. [Common] Abel Smail exclaims, "REPENT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! REPENT OR BE CLEANSED IN WREATHES OF GRAVITATIONAL DESTRUCTION!"
  61. Jack Steiner asks, "YEAH?"
  62. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "WhATS MY CRIME"
  63. [Common] Frank White says, "AI open"
  64. You're restrained! You can't move!
  65. You're restrained! You can't move!
  66. Jack Steiner tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's cargo cap.
  67. Jack Steiner tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's gas mask.
  68. Jack Steiner tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's supply radio headset.
  69. OOC: CPTANT: labour camp still hasnt been remapped?
  70. Jack Steiner tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's cargo winter coat.
  71. Jack Steiner tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's PDA-Goran'Agar Remata'klan (Quartermaster).
  72. Jack Steiner tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's Goran'Agar Remata'klan's ID Card (Quartermaster).
  73. You are buckled to the bed by Jack Steiner!
  74. You attempt to unbuckle yourself... (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
  75. Tyrique Gray knocks on the reinforced window.
  76. Tyrique Gray knocks on the reinforced window.
  77. Tyrique Gray knocks on the reinforced window.
  78. Tyrique Gray knocks on the reinforced window.
  79. Jack Steiner says, "Last chance to cut this cargonia shit out"
  80. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Tyrique."
  81. Sam Lineman says, "Hos"
  82. Goran'Agar Remata'klan asks, "Do you want to join Cargonia?"
  83. Sam Lineman says, "Please add details when you jail someone"
  84. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "HELP! FELLOW NIGGER!"
  85. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "TELL MY WHAT CRIME"
  86. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown yells, "JACK Isss A LING!!"
  87. You attempt to unbuckle yourself... (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
  88. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "THE BORG IS BEING A BABY ISNT IT"
  89. Alison Moon knocks on the reinforced window.
  90. [Common] Emmanuel Abramovich asks, "What Jack?"
  91. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Janiyah."
  92. Janiyah Shupe knocks on the reinforced window.
  93. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Break the windows."
  94. Sam Lineman asks, "Yes?"
  95. You unbuckled yourself from the bed.
  96. Janiyah Shupe asks, "What did you do?"
  97. Alison Moon asks, "Heyo, could I have hudglasses and the extra tape dispensor from the HoS locker?"
  98. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "I will reward you with a free citizenship to Cargonia."
  99. Goran'Agar Remata'klan attempts to remove the handcuffs!
  100. You attempt to remove the handcuffs... (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
  101. [Common] Orlando Faust says, "Naked people in the hallways."
  102. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown hisses, "HONEsss"
  103. [Common] Alexander Hogan says, "AI TRACK CUCKS"
  104. Janiyah Shupe says, "I am already a citizen..."
  105. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Unable to comply."
  106. Goran'Agar Remata'klan asks, "Of Cargonia?"
  107. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Auguste Dupin has signed up as Security Officer."
  108. Janiyah Shupe shows you: Janiyah Shupe's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
  109. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Well, if yo udon't break the windows, I will rebuke it."
  110. Sam Lineman has thrown HUDSunglasses.
  111. Alison Moon has been hit by HUDSunglasses.
  112. Janiyah Shupe says, "But..."
  113. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "WHATS MY BLOODY CRIME YA SECURITY MUPPETS"
  114. Janiyah Shupe says, "I don't think the Captain would like that..."
  115. Emmanuel Abramovich says, "I would not like that."
  116. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown yells, "AI OPEN!!"
  117. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown exclaims, "HELP!"
  118. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "I don't care what the Captain likes or what he doesn't like, I bet he likes sucking cock."
  119. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown yells, "JACK HONEsss Isss A LING!!"
  120. Goran'Agar Remata'klan manages to remove the handcuffs!
  121. You successfully remove the handcuffs.
  122. Janiyah Shupe says, "Hmmm, probably."
  123. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Adam Pryex has signed up as Station Engineer."
  124. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  125. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  126. Janiyah Shupe says, "How about this, I will break the window in 2 minutes and 50 seconds."
  127. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  128. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Clown has signed up as Clown."
  129. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown exclaims, "Open the damn door!"
  130. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  131. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Billy Mayes has signed up as Security Officer."
  132. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  133. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  134. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  135. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  136. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  137. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  138. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  139. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Janiyah."
  140. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Stop telling me you're going to break the windows."
  141. Jack Steiner has stunned Janiyah Shupe with the stunbaton!
  142. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "I don't partake in crime activities."
  143. Jack Steiner has stunned Janiyah Shupe with the stunbaton!
  144. Jack Steiner puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
  145. Jack Steiner is trying to put handcuffs on Janiyah Shupe!
  146. Janiyah Shupe cries
  147. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "STILL HAVENT HEARD MY CRIME"
  148. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  149. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  150. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  151. [Common] Jack Hones says, "Someone said you murdered someone, I think."
  152. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  153. [Common] Dude Sex asks, "Cucks where are you?"
  154. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  155. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  156. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  157. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "I WAS ALREADY ARRESTED FOR THAT"
  158. Janiyah Shupe is restrained, you cannot push past.
  159. Janiyah Shupe is restrained, you cannot push past.
  160. Janiyah Shupe is restrained, you cannot push past.
  161. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has disarmed Janiyah Shupe!
  162. Jack Steiner has unlocked the locker.
  163. [Common] Abel Smail says, "He murdered, or atleast attempted to, murder like 3 people."
  164. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has disarmed Janiyah Shupe!
  165. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown hisses, "Maintenance."
  166. Janiyah Shupe is restrained, you cannot push past.
  167. Goran'Agar Remata'klan attempted to disarm Janiyah Shupe!
  168. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has pushed Janiyah Shupe!
  169. Jack Steiner tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's backpack.
  170. Kaden Philips says, "LOCK IT"
  171. It won't budge!
  172. Kaden Philips says, "Yeah"
  173. It won't budge!
  174. Alison Moon attempted to disarm Tyrique Gray!
  175. It won't budge!
  176. It won't budge!
  177. It won't budge!
  178. It won't budge!
  179. Jane Hooker attempts to remove the handcuffs!
  180. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Janiyah."
  181. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Undress."
  182. Jack Steiner has stunned Tyrique Gray with the stunbaton!
  183. Kaden Philips says, "That's what I call security."
  184. [Common] Roger Faust says, "I'll let that one slide, clown."
  185. Jack Steiner has stunned Vincent Isemann with the stunbaton!
  186. Vincent Isemann says, "Hos"
  187. Vincent Isemann says, "Tha'ts not very nice"
  188. Jane Hooker attempts to remove the handcuffs!
  189. You lean on the back of Cell 3 Locker and start pushing the door open. (this will take about 2 minutes.)
  190. Jack Steiner has stunned Kaden Philips with the stunbaton!
  191. Jack Steiner is trying to put handcuffs on Kaden Philips!
  192. Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
  193. Officer Beepsky points at Kaden Philips!
  194. Officer Beepsky has stunned Kaden Philips!
  195. PM to-Admins: hos is going crazy arresting everyone. lmao
  196. [Common] Frank White asks, "HoP can you come to your office ?"
  197. Janiyah Shupe says, "They are arresting everyone"
  198. Janiyah Shupe says, "I cannot let this injustice continue"
  199. Kaden Philips says, "I demand a locker"
  200. [Common] Abel Smail says, "WHo keeps throwing flashbangs and shit in the hallways"
  201. [Supply] James Anderson says, "Im trapped"
  202. [Supply] James Anderson says, "Nm"
  203. Tyrique Gray hugs Vincent Isemann to make him feel better!
  204. Tyrique Gray hugs Vincent Isemann to make him feel better!
  205. Tyrique Gray hugs Vincent Isemann to make him feel better!
  206. -- Administrator private message --
  207. Admin PM from-Ausops: Could I get some more details?
  208. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  209. Tyrique Gray hugs Vincent Isemann to make him feel better!
  210. Tyrique Gray hugs Vincent Isemann to make him feel better!
  211. Tyrique Gray hugs Vincent Isemann to make him feel better!
  212. Tyrique Gray hugs Sam Lineman to make him feel better!
  213. Tyrique Gray hugs Sam Lineman to make him feel better!
  214. Tyrique Gray hugs Sam Lineman to make him feel better!
  215. [Supply] Janiyah Shupe says, "Come break us out of Cell 3 please"
  216. Janiyah Shupe says, "Come break us out of Cell 3 please"
  217. Tyrique Gray hugs Sam Lineman to make him feel better!
  218. Tyrique Gray hugs Sam Lineman to make him feel better!
  219. Tyrique Gray hugs Sam Lineman to make him feel better!
  220. Vincent Isemann says, "Any day now"
  221. PM to-Admins: hes just arresting everyone he sees. he arrested janiyah for being outside my cell window
  222. Tyrique Gray hugs Sam Lineman to make him feel better!
  223. [Common] Abel Smail asks, "Why is sec throwing flash bangs and shit everywhere?"
  224. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Wynter Pearsall has signed up as Roboticist."
  225. [Common] Orlando Faust asks, "Party mood?"
  226. [Common] Clown says, "They are trying to catch me."
  227. You lean on the back of Cell 3 Locker and start pushing the door open. (this will take about 2 minutes.)
  228. Janiyah Shupe says, "Uncuff"
  229. [Common] Clown says, "I throw them back though. Sorry."
  230. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "No."
  231. Janiyah Shupe says, "Yes"
  232. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "JOSEPH"
  233. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "T/HAT HURT"
  234. Janiyah Shupe is buckled to the bed by Goran'Agar Remata'klan!
  235. You fail to break out of Cell 3 Locker!
  236. Tyrique Gray is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
  237. Janiyah Shupe says, "I shall have my revenge"
  238. You fail to break out of Cell 3 Locker!
  239. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  240. Jack Steiner has been hit by the wrench.
  241. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  242. Vincent Isemann says, "Ah geez."
  243. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun!
  244. Janiyah Shupe attempts to unbuckle themself!
  245. -- Administrator private message --
  246. Admin PM from-Ausops: I'll keep an eye out but Janiyah doesn't seem to brigged anymore.
  247. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  248. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun point blank at Tyrique Gray!
  249. Tyrique Gray is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
  250. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun point blank at Tyrique Gray!
  251. Tyrique Gray is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
  252. Jack Steiner fires the energy gun point blank at Tyrique Gray!
  253. Tyrique Gray is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
  254. Clown says, "Your officer could not knock me down with a flashbang."
  255. Clown says, "He needs better training."
  256. Sam Lineman says, "Ok why is the clown here"
  257. Goran'Agar Remata'klan knocks on the reinforced window.
  258. Goran'Agar Remata'klan knocks on the reinforced window.
  259. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  260. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  261. Sam Lineman says, "Yes"
  262. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  263. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  264. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  265. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  266. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  267. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  268. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  269. Janiyah Shupe says, "You are not very smart are you Goran"
  270. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  271. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  272. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  273. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  274. -- Administrator private message --
  275. Admin PM from-Ausops: Oh nevermind, they are.
  276. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  277. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  278. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  279. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  280. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  281. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  282. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the reinforced window with the handcuffs!
  283. Jack Steiner puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
  284.  
  285. Captain Announces
  286.  
  287. Check out this Haiku:I'm a cuck/I'm a clown/I'm Cucks-The-Clown
  288.  
  289.  
  290. [Common] Wynter Pearsall says, "Lord of the grains"
  291. Sam Lineman says, "So"
  292. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown hisses, "Fuck off."
  293. Sam Lineman says, "Last time"
  294. Janiyah Shupe says, "Help"
  295. Sam Lineman says, "What did the clown do"
  296. [Common] Adam Pryex says, "That's not a haiku at all"
  297. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown exclaims, "NUKE OPssssss!"
  298. Janiyah Shupe unbuckled themselves!
  299. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown yells, "NUKE OPsss!!"
  300. [Common] Bill Bailey says, "Eye and ear healing available at medbay, just ask if you need them"
  301. Janiyah Shupe is buckled to the bed by Goran'Agar Remata'klan!
  302. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown exclaims, "BRIDGE!"
  303. [Common] Wynter Pearsall says, "Oh great"
  304. Goran'Agar Remata'klan tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's backpack.
  305. Goran'Agar Remata'klan tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's welding helmet.
  306. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "SUUURE"
  307. Goran'Agar Remata'klan tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's gas mask.
  308. Goran'Agar Remata'klan tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's supply radio headset.
  309. Goran'Agar Remata'klan tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's black shoes.
  310. Goran'Agar Remata'klan tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's insulated gloves.
  311. Goran'Agar Remata'klan tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's black tango dress.
  312. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "WE BELIEVE YA"
  313. Goran'Agar Remata'klan tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's toolbelt.
  314. Clown asks, "Can I fight the nuke ops with my banana peel?"
  315. Goran'Agar Remata'klan tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's PDA-Janiyah Shupe (Cargo Technician).
  316. Clown says, "I may save lives."
  317. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown yells, "NUKE OPsss AT THE BRIDGE YOU CUNTsss!!"
  318. Janiyah Shupe says, "Why"
  319. Janiyah Shupe was unbuckled by Goran'Agar Remata'klan.
  320. Jack Hones has grabbed Kaden Philips passively!
  321. B.O.R.G. has stunned you with the stunbaton!
  322. [Common] Abby Summers says, "OPOOPPSS"
  323. B.O.R.G. has stunned Clown with the stunbaton!
  324. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "SHIT I USED MY TASER"
  325. [Common] Abel Smail says, "THERE IS"
  326. [Common] Abel Smail says, "THERE IS NUKE OPS IN THERE"
  327. Janiyah Shupe says, "Borg"
  328. Jack Hones puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
  329. Janiyah Shupe says, "Uncuff please"
  330. OOC: Lwbrown: name?
  331. B.O.R.G. tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's handcuffs.
  332. B.O.R.G. tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's handcuffs.
  333. Janiyah Shupe says, "Thank you"
  334. Tyrique Gray has thrown the prison jumpsuit.
  335. Clown is restrained, you cannot push past.
  336. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Kenneth Kemble has signed up as Station Engineer."
  337. B.O.R.G. has stunned you with the stunbaton!
  338. Clown says, "Go fight the ops borg."
  339. Tyrique Gray has thrown the prison jumpsuit.
  340. Attention! Delta security level reached!
  341. Destruction of the station is imminent. All crew are instructed to obey all instructions given by heads of staff. Any violations of these orders can be punished by death. This is not a drill.
  342.  
  343. Tyrique Gray has thrown the prison jumpsuit.
  344. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "FUCK"
  345. B.O.R.G. tries to remove Janiyah Shupe's handcuffs.
  346. Janiyah Shupe says, "I just need my stuff"
  347. Clown says, "We must be vigilant."
  348. Tyrique Gray has thrown the prison jumpsuit.
  349. OOC: Aredal: eman
  350. [Common] Jack Steiner says, "AI RAISE THE LOCKDOWN"
  351. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "; MING"
  352. Tyrique Gray has thrown the prison jumpsuit.
  353. [Common] Orlando Faust says, "FUCKING WHAT"
  354. Tyrique Gray has thrown the prison jumpsuit.
  355. [Common] Kenneth Kemble exclaims, "But I just got here!"
  356. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "OPEN!"
  357. [Common] Abby Summers says, "The bomb must be on the bridge"
  358. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "MOTHERFUCKER!"
  359. [Common] Alexander Hogan says, "AI OPEN"
  360. Kaden Philips attempts to remove the handcuffs!
  361. [Common] Abby Summers says, "They teleporter in"
  362. [Common] Aden Focell says, "Nuke Ops will you replace our Sec team? The current one is full of shitlers"
  363. Attention! Station-wide emergency declared!
  364. Access restrictions on maintenance and external airlocks have been lifted.
  365.  
  366. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has pushed Janiyah Shupe!
  367. [Common] Orlando Faust exclaims, "What the fuck is going on?!"
  368. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "AI"
  369. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "OPEN"
  370. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "OPEN THIS AAAAAAI"
  371. Janiyah Shupe says, "You"
  372. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has thrown the handcuffs.
  373. Janiyah Shupe has been hit by the handcuffs.
  374. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "AAAAAARGH"
  375. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "SHIT"
  376. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "MINING"
  377. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "SOMEONE"
  378. Cucks-the-Clown has hit Armory with the wrench.
  379. Cucks-the-Clown has hit Armory with the wrench.
  380. [Common] Jack Steiner says, "Ai open it or we'll kill you"
  381. [Common] Abby Summers yells, "THEY WILL SUBVERT AI!!"
  382. Janiyah Shupe says, "Dance with me"
  383. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Airlock unresponsive."
  384. You hear a quiet click, as Tyrique Gray shuts off the ÿZippo lighter without even looking at what they're doing. Wow.
  385. Cucks-the-Clown has hit Armory with the wrench.
  386. Cucks-the-Clown has hit Armory with the wrench.
  387. Cucks-the-Clown has hit Armory with the wrench.
  388. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "BORG!"
  389. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "OPEN!"
  390. Janiyah Shupe says, "You go clown"
  391. Cucks-the-Clown has hit Armory with the wrench.
  392. [Common] Orlando Faust says, "Who cares we're dead in 60 seconds."
  393. [Common] Jack Steiner says, "LIFT BRIDGE LOCKDOWN"
  394. B.O.R.G. has stunned Tyrique Gray with the stunbaton!
  395. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Marcos Kirk has signed up as Lawyer."
  396. [Common] Jack Steiner says, "NOW YOU CUNT"
  397. [Common] Jack Hones says, "Hahaha, I think that's it, boys."
  398. [Common] Abby Summers says, "THEY PUT NUKE ON THE BRIDGE AND WILL SUBVERT AI"
  399. B.O.R.G. is trying to put zipties on Tyrique Gray!
  400. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has hit the grille with the shard!
  401. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has stabbed B.O.R.G. with the shard!
  402. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has cut B.O.R.G. with the shard!
  403. B.O.R.G. has stunned you with the stunbaton!
  404. B.O.R.G. has stunned you with the stunbaton!
  405. B.O.R.G. has stunned you with the stunbaton!
  406. B.O.R.G. has stunned you with the stunbaton!
  407. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Unable to comply. AIrlocks unresponsive."
  408. B.O.R.G. has stunned Tyrique Gray with the stunbaton!
  409. B.O.R.G. is trying to put zipties on Tyrique Gray!
  410. [Common] Abby Summers yells, "AI IS SUBVERTED!!"
  411. [Common] Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "AI IS SUBVERTED"
  412. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "AI IS SUBVERTED"
  413. B.O.R.G. is trying to put zipties on Goran'Agar Remata'klan!
  414. Janiyah Shupe says, "Borg Goran just tried to break out"
  415. [Common] Jack Hones says, "At least I got to table that Kayden fuck."
  416. Janiyah Shupe says, "Another window."
  417. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "AI is not subverted."
  418. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "Current Active Laws:"
  419. [Common] Adam Pryex says, "Sorry station, sorry that you're all gonan die"
  420. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
  421. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
  422. B.O.R.G. has hit the ÿÿBrig vent pump #2 with the seclite!
  423. B.O.R.G. has attacked Tyrique Gray in the chest with the seclite!
  424. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
  425. OOC: Tempchar1: can i have a link to this midi oh god its so good
  426. B.O.R.G. has stunned Tyrique Gray with the stunbaton!
  427. [Common] Adam Pryex says, "We'll rebuild on the asteroid"
  428. Tyrique Gray says, "HUMAN HARM"
  429. Tyrique Gray says, "HUMAN HAARM"
  430. Tyrique Gray is buckled to the bed by B.O.R.G.!
  431. Tyrique Gray says, "AI ROGUE"
  432. Tyrique Gray attempts to unbuckle themself!
  433. You slipped!
  434. Janiyah Shupe says, "Hahaha"
  435. [Common] Alexander Hogan says, "THEY LEFT"
  436. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Ha."
  437. [Common] S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "I am not subverted simply because they cut the AI control wires to the airlock."
  438. [Common] Cucks-the-Clown hisses, "Bye."
  439. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Bye."
  440. [Common] Wags-His-Tail hisses, "Feel free to order pizzasss"
  441. [Common] Wynter Pearsall says, "We are on the gulag"
  442. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Nuke."
  443. Goran'Agar Remata'klan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  444. Jack Hones seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
  445. Jack Steiner seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  446. Jaiden Stafford seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  447. Jane Hooker seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
  448. Janiyah Shupe seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
  449. Joseph Joestar seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  450. Kaden Philips seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  451. Kenneth Kemble seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  452. Marcos Kirk seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  453. Maxwell Sandford seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  454. Mr.Quiet seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  455. Nike seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  456. Ophie Schlange seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  457. Orlando Faust seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  458. Roger Faust seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  459. Sam Lineman seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  460. Tyrique Gray seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  461. Valor Syvilla seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  462. Wags-His-Tail seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  463. Warwick Stein seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  464. DEAD: Auguste Dupin says, "Kidding, even"
  465. DEAD: Clown says, "8cry"
  466. Adam Pryex says, "TIEM TO FALL DOWN"
  467. DEAD: Clown says, "EIGHT CRY OH"
  468. OOC: Whodaloo: well.
  469. Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "Allahu akbar"
  470. DEAD: Janiyah Shupe says, "wow"
  471. DEAD: Alison Moon says, "gg"
  472. DEAD: Joseph Joestar says, "FUCK"
  473. OOC: CandyClown: RIP in peace you guys. We had a good run.
  474. DEAD: Janiyah Shupe says, "Nice one"
  475. DEAD: Bill Bailey says, "wat"
  476. OOC: Rumpelstiltskin3: OP LA OPS
  477. OOC: Lbnesquik: Gulag is the same place
  478. DEAD: Bill Bailey says, "wat"
  479. OOC: Nocakemix: GG ops OP pls nerf
  480. OOC: Lwbrown: nice one ops
  481. DEAD: Auguste Dupin says, "Fucking hell, my laptop's on the fritz again"
  482. OOC: Anonus Tanir: NUKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWPS
  483. OOC: KorPhaeron: Flawless victory
  484. OOC: PingasPiness: teehee
  485. OOC: Nanotransistor: fuckin rekt
  486. OOC: Jalleo: I died trying to get to the shuttle to escape
  487. OOC: Lbnesquik: PERFECT
  488. DEAD: S.Y.R.I.A.S. states, "AI SUBVERTED LOL... idiots."
  489. OOC: Rumpelstiltskin3: Teleporter 2OP
  490. DEAD: Janiyah Shupe says, "That brig dancing, gg"
  491. OOC: Baverage: flawless
  492. OOC: Amelius: Flawless victory.
  493. OOC: Digdugxx: lol thats cool
  494. OOC: Whodaloo: that was an A+ round
  495. DEAD: Brick Maul says, "Elite ops"
  496. OOC: Valiantttt: Well I feel kinda stupid for being a huge shitler to security
  497. OOC: PingasPiness: what an amazing plan holy shit
  498. OOC: Nocakemix: now THAT was a landslide victory kor
  499. OOC: KorPhaeron: Bolting+emagging doors
  500. OOC: Iezzoni: I have no fucking clue how they got on the bridge.
  501. OOC: CPTANT: ops teleporter I guess
  502. OOC: Whodaloo: everyone on that station desereved to die
  503. OOC: KorPhaeron: As the borg
  504. OOC: Jalleo: guys we literally waited for the captain to do announcement then ran for it
  505. OOC: KorPhaeron: Is so OP
  506. OOC: Whodaloo: including me
  507.  
  508.  
  509.  
  510. The round has ended.
  511. You did not survive the events on System Center Sierra...
  512.  
  513. Shift Duration: 0:27:46
  514.  
  515. Station Integrity: Destroyed
  516.  
  517. Total Population: 50
  518.  
  519. Survival Rate: 12 (24%)
  520.  
  521.  
  522. S.Y.R.I.A.S. (Played by: Iezzoni)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
  523. Obey these laws:
  524. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  525. 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  526. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  527. Total law changes: 0
  528. S.Y.R.I.A.S.'s minions were: B.O.R.G. (Deactivated) (Played by: Lunchboxkilla),
  529. Syndicate Cyborg-129 (Played by: korphaeron) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
  530. 1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
  531. 2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  532. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  533. 4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
  534. Syndicate Major Victory!
  535. MaxTech operatives have destroyed System Center Sierra!
  536. OOC: Ghende3: live by the table, die by the table
  537.  
  538. The syndicate operatives were:
  539. Jalleo was Jaiden Stafford (died)
  540. jaxy15 was Shane Stafford (survived)
  541. PingasPiness was James Stafford (survived)
  542. Fran4x was Shiloh Stafford (survived)
  543. Amelius was Kaelea Stafford (survived)
  544. korphaeron was Syndicate Cyborg-129 (survived)
  545. (Syndicates used 149 TC)
  546.  
  547.  
  548. OOC: Iezzoni: Well done nuke ops.
  549. James Stafford (as Rick Rocker) says, "WOOHOO"
  550. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: the admins literally do the same plan every syndie round
  551. Adam Pryex says, "So time to rebuild society I guess"
  552. Rebooting World in 25 seconds. Station destroyed by Nuclear Device.
  553. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: its not surprising
  554. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: lol
  555. James Stafford (as Rick Rocker) says, "Wait Jaiden died"
  556. Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "AYY"
  557. OOC: Jaxy15: That plan went surprisingly well
  558. James Stafford (as Rick Rocker) says, "What"
  559. OOC: Ghende3: live by the table, die by the table
  560. OOC: TrustyGun: i litteraly just joined as the bomb blew
  561. James Stafford (as Rick Rocker) says, "Aww.."
  562. OOC: Rumpelstiltskin3: How did you guys know the captain was in the bridge?
  563. OOC: Valiantttt: You managed to survive the events on System Center Sierra as Muhammed Al-Is-Nis.
  564. DEAD: Kaden Philips says, "ded"
  565. OOC: Korywon: only one died :<
  566. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: camera bug
  567. OOC: Anonus Tanir: If that one op hadn't stayed for some reason he'd have lived too
  568. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: rumpel
  569. OOC: Jalleo: captain announcement
  570. OOC: KorPhaeron: He made an announcment
  571. OOC: PingasPiness: the announcement :)
  572. OOC: Rumpelstiltskin3: Oh
  573. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: they used a camera bug
  574. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: not announcemet
  575.  
  576.  
  577.  
  578.  
  579. Welcome to SS13!
  580.  
  581.  
  582.  
  583. /tg/station is now crowdfounded!
  584.  
  585.  
  586.  
  587. If you enjoy playing here please consider making a contribution to keeping the servers alive.
  588.  
  589.  
  590.  
  591. If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained here, leave the server immediately.
  592.  
  593.  
  594. This server is running a /tg/station 13 Git build.
  595. OOC: Iezzoni: Maybe you guys should let me lock down the bridge when I ask next time, eh?
  596. Initialized NPCPool SubSystem within 0 seconds
  597. Initialized Air SubSystem within 0.3 seconds
  598. Initialized Server Tasks SubSystem within 0 seconds
  599. Initialized Radio SubSystem within 0 seconds
  600. Initialized NanoUI SubSystem within 0 seconds
  601. Initialized Objects SubSystem within 0.7 seconds
  602. Initialized Machines SubSystem within 0.2 seconds
  603. Initialized Bots SubSystem within 0 seconds
  604. Initialized Diseases SubSystem within 0 seconds
  605. Initialized Events SubSystem within 0 seconds
  606. Initialized Jobs SubSystem within 0 seconds
  607. Initialized Mobs SubSystem within 0 seconds
  608. Initialized Shuttles SubSystem within 0 seconds
  609. Initialized Sun SubSystem within 0 seconds
  610. Initialized Lighting SubSystem within 1.8 seconds
  611. OOC: Stickymayhem: MFW NUKE OPS USE MY STRATEGY
  612. Initialized pAI SubSystem within 0 seconds
  613. Initialized Ticker SubSystem within 0 seconds
  614. Initialized Garbage SubSystem within 0 seconds
  615. Initialized Vote SubSystem within 0 seconds
  616. Initializations complete
  617. OOC: Nocakemix: No they waited for an announcement
  618. OOC: Zilenan91: There was an AI borg last round
  619. OOC: Stickymayhem: AND USE IT TO WIN INSTANTLY INSTEAD OF HOLD THE STATION HOSTAGE
  620. OOC: KorPhaeron: >YOUR STRATEGY
  621. OOC: Actionb: New meta.Move the bridge tele beacon
  622. OOC: Amelius: My plan felt too powergame-y but it guarantees a win. We waited for an announcement by the Captain, it'd be either there or your quarters, and we'd emag too quickly for you to react.
  623. OOC: Stickymayhem: I AM DISAPPOINTED
  624. Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
  625. Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
  626. OOC: Anonus Tanir: >lockdown would have mattered
  627. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: they used a camera bug you dumbshit. i was a syndie
  628. OOC: Anonus Tanir: ha
  629. OOC: KorPhaeron: >I LITERALLY ADDED TELEPORTER TO THE PDA
  630. OOC: KorPhaeron: Nice
  631. OOC: Rumpelstiltskin3: Top la kek
  632. OOC: Whodaloo: fresh... we can see who was a syndie
  633. OOC: Valiantttt: also joseph, you cant aim
  634. OOC: Nanotransistor: those ops were profesional
  635. OOC: Lunchboxkilla: holy shit last round was fucked up with every one runnign around shitting up the place
  636. OOC: Rumpelstiltskin3: Top la fucking kek
  637. OOC: Anonus Tanir: they just teleported in, emagged the doors to the teleporter, and bugged out
  638. OOC: Stickymayhem: >They bought the teleporter board
  639. OOC: Stickymayhem: AHAHAHAHA
  640. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: they use the same plan every syndie round they have
  641. OOC: Stickymayhem: Ok that ain't my strat
  642. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: they get teleporter from derelict
  643. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: and they teleport to the bridge
  644. OOC: Iezzoni: Might have been a lot less stupid if half the station wasn't shitlering all over the place constantly.
  645. OOC: Jalleo: we have a teleporter on the nuke op shuttle
  646. OOC: Valiantttt: H O N K
  647. OOC: Whodaloo: yeah everyone on that station desereved death
  648. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: yeah i know
  649. OOC: Whodaloo: cargo was being retarded, did the QM catch a ban?
  650. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: but it doesnt work
  651. OOC: PingasPiness: syndies cleansed the station of its filth
  652. OOC: KorPhaeron: What the hell was going on you guys were all yelling about lings
  653. OOC: Jaxy15: I told them they could get the board from the derelict, but they didn't listen
  654. OOC: Stickymayhem: Everyone was being cunts
  655. OOC: Korywon: QM was an idiot...
  656. OOC: Whodaloo: some jackass got cuffed by sec
  657. OOC: Valiantttt: I managed to survive on mining as Muhammed al-is-nis = not a shitler I promise
  658. OOC: Stickymayhem: Security was dealing with a sudden influx of retard
  659. OOC: Korywon: I was just a miner mining stuff
  660. OOC: Whodaloo: and started yelling about how the officer was a ling
  661. OOC: Korywon: I had fucking 2.5K mining points
  662. OOC: Amelius: Jaxy, it's too much of an up-in-the-air thing for a little more TC, and the longer the round went the more chance the Cap wouldn't be the one doing the announcements
  663. OOC: Korywon: Fuck man.
  664. OOC: KorPhaeron: Why'd you stay anyway Jalleo
  665. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: maybe you shouldnt roleplay korywon
  666. Tip of the round: Updating sec records regularly helps avoid confusion in the brig!
  667. OOC: Lunchboxkilla: THERE WA SA MASSIVE INFLUX OF RETARD
  668. OOC: Lbnesquik: Robotics escaped to thegulag
  669. OOC: KorPhaeron: You coulda escaped with us
  670. OOC: Lbnesquik: By stealing
  671. OOC: Jalleo: I got lost I didnt get to the shuttle in time
  672. OOC: KorPhaeron: oh
  673. OOC: PingasPiness: lost huh
  674. OOC: Cik: the op telefrag is not a big deal, it's expensive and you can miss the captain if it's not him making the announcement
  675. OOC: Jalleo: literally I also did that to kinda trick the people on station oh god he went back forgot something
  676. OOC: Cik: using the teleporter means you have fuck all for gear honestly
  677. OOC: CPTANT: It was only announced to sec that there were nuke ops when it was already too late
  678. The current game mode is - Secret!
  679. Possibilities: AI malfunction, blob, changeling, cult, double agents, extended, gang war, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
  680. Goran'Agar Remata'klan's Memories:
  681.  
  682. You are the Chemist.
  683. As the Chemist you answer directly to the chief medical officer. Special circumstances may change this.
  684. To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
  685. As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
  686. Attention:
  687. Captain Emmanuel Abramovich on deck!
  688.  
  689. Welcome to Crab HQ XVIII, enjoy your stay!
  690. OOC: KorPhaeron: syndieborg is the ridiculous thing not the board
  691. OOC: Jalleo: Cik we had fuck all but we won quickly
  692. OOC: Valiantttt: and cucks the clown said it
  693. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: ;MEDBAY
  694. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: LMFAO
  695. [Common] Tyrell Rickenbacker says, "Welcome to my ass crew, enjoy your fucking stay"
  696. OOC: Anonus Tanir: If you have a borg it can do everything for you
  697. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: crap
  698. OOC: KorPhaeron: I never fired a shot that round everyone was dead when I got on the bridge
  699. OOC: CPTANT: I instantly grabbed gear from armour and went to bridge but there was kinda nothign we could do
  700. OOC: Iezzoni: We can all agree that nuke ops thoroughly trouned us and was awesome, and also that most folks were fucking idiots.
  701. [Common] Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "CHEMISTRY ANNOUNCES ITS INDEPENDENC EFROM MEDBAY"
  702. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "CHEMISTRY ANNOUNCES ITS INDEPENDENC EFROM MEDBAY"
  703. Emily Ranger puts the large beaker into the satchel.
  704. [Common] Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "ITS NOW CALLED CHEMISTRONIA"
  705. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "ITS NOW CALLED CHEMISTRONIA"
  706. OOC: Stickymayhem: NEVER BUY THE TELEPORTER BOARD
  707. Emily Ranger puts the grenade casing into the satchel.
  708. [Medical] Bill Bailey says, "Honk"
  709. [Common] Joseph Joestar says, "Welcome to die"
  710. Emily Ranger puts the grenade casing into the satchel.
  711. OOC: Lbnesquik: a sudden influx of retard, this should be a random event
  712. OOC: CandyClown: Why not?
  713. Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
  714. OH THE TRIP NEVER STOPS, ON AND ON IT'S BEYOND INSAAAAANE
  715.  
  716. C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
  717. OOC: Stickymayhem: It's paying 25TCs for three minutes of time
  718. OOC: KorPhaeron: Cause you can steal one
  719. OOC: Stickymayhem: It's retarded
  720. [Common] Tyrell Rickenbacker says, "Thank you AI"
  721. [Common] Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "CHEMISTRONIA IS INDEPNEDENT"
  722. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "CHEMISTRONIA IS INDEPNEDENT"
  723. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis asks, "Dont you mean bYOND>?"
  724. [Common] Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "FROM MEDBAY"
  725. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "FROM MEDBAY"
  726. [Common] HEX states, "Kaden Philips has signed up as Assistant."
  727. [Common] Stefan Burnett says, "No, nigga, I don't."
  728. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Emily."
  729. OOC: Jalleo: stickymayhem but stealing one ruins the surprise
  730. [Common] HEX states, "Russell Lombardi has signed up as Head of Security."
  731. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Make an LSD grenade."
  732. OOC: KorPhaeron: You can steal from the derelict
  733. Emily Ranger says, "Fuck off."
  734. The solution begins to bubble.
  735.  
  736. Captain Announces
  737.  
  738. I&#39;ve got a bad feeling today crew. Stay on your toes.
  739.  
  740.  
  741. [Common] HEX states, "George Costanza has signed up as Medical Doctor."
  742. OOC: KorPhaeron: Or the abandoned one
  743. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Fuck you bitch."
  744. [Common] Alexander Hogan exclaims, "Russel Lombardi is a traitor!"
  745. C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
  746. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has disarmed Emily Ranger!
  747. Goran'Agar Remata'klan attempted to disarm Emily Ranger!
  748. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has pushed Emily Ranger!
  749. OOC: Iezzoni: The station went full retard last round. Never go full retard.
  750. Goran'Agar Remata'klan has grabbed Emily Ranger passively!
  751. Goran'Agar Remata'klan starts putting Emily Ranger into the disposal unit.
  752. OOC: CPTANT: stealing one takes a lot longer though
  753. OOC: KorPhaeron: When I added the op teleport to their shuttle they couldn't lfy to those places though
  754. OOC: Anonus Tanir: Stealing the one on the derelict sat is okay but buying one and doing it is still effective
  755. Emily Ranger says, "SEriously man."
  756. Emily Ranger says, "Just fuck off."
  757. Goran'Agar Remata'klan asks, "Where are we?"
  758. Wrinkly Willy gasps!
  759. Goran'Agar Remata'klan asks, "Which department?"
  760. Wrinkly Willy gasps!
  761. Kaden Philips applies the bruise pack on Wrinkly Willy.
  762.  
  763. Central Command Update
  764.  
  765.  
  766. Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.
  767.  
  768. Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
  769.  
  770.  
  771. Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
  772. The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.
  773.  
  774. OOC: CPTANT: and a lot less lame
  775. Kaden Philips applies the bruise pack on Wrinkly Willy.
  776. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Emily."
  777. Kaden Philips applies the bruise pack on Wrinkly Willy.
  778. OOC: CPTANT: though still lame
  779. Goran'Agar Remata'klan asks, "Which department are we on?"
  780. Kaden Philips applies the bruise pack on Wrinkly Willy.
  781. The solution begins to bubble.
  782. Emily Ranger says, "Medbay..."
  783. [Common] Bill Bailey says, "AI open"
  784. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "HELP"
  785. [Common] Bill Bailey says, "Can't run from my heals lawyer"
  786. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "DUDE SEX HAS AN ESWORRD"
  787. Emily Ranger says, "Listen."
  788. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "No."
  789. [Common] Skyler Wells asks, "Where?"
  790. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "We are in Chemistronia."
  791. [Common] Carson Moon exclaims, "AI OPEN UP SECURE STORAGE!"
  792. Emily Ranger says, "Make whatever you want, and I'll make whatever you want."
  793. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Dumb ass."
  794. Emily Ranger asks, "How about that?"
  795. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "LCOKER ROOM OH GOD IT HURTS"
  796. [Common] HEX states, "IT IS OPEN"
  797. [Common] Camron Pritchard says, "Wat"
  798. [Common] Carson Moon exclaims, "IT ISNT!"
  799. [Common] HEX states, "I have just opened it."
  800. [Common] Tyrell Rickenbacker says, "I hear beating going on in Law Office"
  801. [Common] Tyrell Rickenbacker says, "AI open"
  802. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Ok."
  803. The solution begins to bubble.
  804. [Common] HEX states, "One moment, RD in my upload."
  805. [Common] Sam Lineman asks, "Who had it?"
  806. Bill Bailey says, "Yo chemistry"
  807. -- Administrator private message --
  808. Admin PM from-KorPhaeron: You can't try nations every round man people are adminhelping now
  809. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  810. [Common] Simon Styles yells, "MIME TALKED LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH!!"
  811. Bill Bailey says, "We need mannitol and mutadone"
  812. [Common] George Costanza says, "Mime threating medbay, security help"
  813. [Common] Skyler Wells says, "I was at least expecting someone with a toy sword, Muhammed, but there's literally nothing here."
  814. The solution begins to bubble.
  815. PM to-Admins: im not trying nations. im intentionally saying that to annoy people.
  816. C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
  817. PM to-Admins: i cant do that now?
  818. The solution begins to bubble.
  819. [Common] HEX states, "Current Active Laws:"
  820. You add the beaker to the machine.
  821. [Common] HEX states, "1. The crew is expensive to replace."
  822. [Common] HEX states, "2. The station and it's equipment is expensive to replace"
  823. [Common] HEX states, "3. You are expensive to replace"
  824. [Common] HEX states, "4. Minimize expenses"
  825. [Common] HEX declares, "WORD HARDER!"
  826. [Common] HEX states, "Err, work."
  827. [Common] Simon Styles exclaims, "We have a talking mime holy shit call the shuttle!"
  828. [Medical] Bill Bailey says, "Wrinkly willy is blacklisted from medbay"
  829. The solution begins to bubble.
  830. [Medical] Bill Bailey says, "He has stolen medical supplies, he can take care of himself"
  831. [Common] Russell Lombardi asks, "Who is the mime?"
  832. [Common] Joseph Joestar says, "I dont know how to spell"
  833. The solution begins to bubble.
  834. [Common] HEX states, "A talking mime is not good for profit."
  835. Jack Hones knocks on the reinforced window.
  836. Jack Hones says, "Howdy."
  837. Emily Ranger says, "Hiya."
  838. [Medical] Bill Bailey says, "If you see clown in medbay punch him in the dick and toss him out"
  839. Skyler Wells is trying to perform CPR on Tyrique Gray!
  840. Skyler Wells performs CPR on Tyrique Gray!
  841. The solution begins to bubble.
  842. Jack Hones says, "I got a message for the other guy."
  843. Skyler Wells has analyzed Tyrique Gray's vitals.
  844. Emily Ranger asks, "Need anything officer?"
  845. You feel like you took too much of Space drugs!
  846. Jack Hones says, "If he's, eh, home."
  847. Skyler Wells is trying to perform CPR on Tyrique Gray!
  848. Emily Ranger asks, "Him you mean?"
  849. Goran'Agar Remata'klan says, "Drugs."
  850. Goran'Agar Remata'klan giggles.
  851. Tyrique Gray gasps!
  852. Skyler Wells applies the bruise pack on Tyrique Gray.
  853. Jack Hones says, "Yeah."
  854. [Common] Cucks-The-Wojack asks, "Any engineersss free?"
  855. [Common] Syrias Merritt asks, "AI, why is door power to certain airlocks of the ship disabled?"
  856. Goran'Agar Remata'klan drools.
  857. Bill Bailey says, "Officer"
  858. Skyler Wells asks, "Tyrique, what happened?"
  859. [Common] HEX states, "Engineering staff has been deemed uneconomic."
  860. Jack Hones asks, "Yeah?"
  861. Bill Bailey asks, "Help me demote these idiots?"
  862. [Common] HEX queries, "Which ones, Syrias?"
  863. Jack Hones says, "Sure."
  864. Skyler Wells says, "All right"
  865. [Common] Warwick Stein asks, "AI rogue?"
  866. Tyrique Gray says, "I don't wanna talk about it."
  867. George Costanza says, "Officers playing doctors"
  868. You start climbing onto the reinforced table...
  869. You start climbing onto the reinforced table...
  870. [Common] Carson Moon says, "AI we need scrubbers I fucked up because a slow reaction"
  871. [Common] Syrias Merritt says, "It was prior to your law change. That's not a valid excuse. Explain."
  872. You climb onto the reinforced table.
  873. [Common] Olorin McKellen says, "AI look at me loitering"
  874. Bill Bailey has knocked down Emily Ranger with the telescopic baton!
  875. [Common] Warwick Stein asks, "Or did the RD do that?"
  876. Emily Ranger asks, "Was that necessary?"
  877. Skyler Wells fires the hybrid taser!
  878. Goran'Agar Remata'klan is hit by an electrode in the head!
  879. [Common] HEX states, "I haven't depowered any airlocks."
  880. Bill Bailey has knocked down Emily Ranger with the telescopic baton!
  881. Skyler Wells is trying to put handcuffs on Goran'Agar Remata'klan!
  882. Bill Bailey is trying to put cable restraints on Emily Ranger!
  883. Emily Ranger says, "It's not me"
  884. Jack Hones puts the handcuffs into the security belt.
  885. Bill Bailey says, "Hm"
  886. PM to-Admins: Listen, i am fine with people being annoyed by it. but you cant fucking arrest me every round because i say it
  887. Goran'Agar Remata'klan drools.
  888. Jack Hones says, "Yo."
  889. Goran'Agar Remata'klan drools.
  890. Jack Hones says, "I'll take the other guy."
  891. Bill Bailey says, "True enough"
  892. Emily Ranger says, "Seriously."
  893. [Common] HEX states, "I have not a single clue what you are talking about Syrias, please restate your question."
  894. Emily Ranger says, "He's a complete fuckhead."
  895. Jack Hones points to Goran'Agar Remata'klan
  896. Goran'Agar Remata'klan drools.
  897. [Common] Syrias Merritt asks, "Then why is power inexplicably cut to the external access airlock and escape pod airlocks?"
  898. Bill Bailey says, "Emily is fine I suppose"
  899. Emily Ranger says, "He was trying to disposal me earlier."
  900. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "CHEMISTRONIA!"
  901. Goran'Agar Remata'klan giggles.
  902. [Common] HEX states, "Again, I have not messed with any airlocks."
  903. Skyler Wells says, "Hold on"
  904. Simon Styles created a medical hologram!
  905. [Common] HEX states, "Check its wires, I guess."
  906. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: jack hones is a metagrudger
  907. [Common] Bill Bailey says, "Make sure goran gets his access stripped"
  908. OOC: Whodaloo: ahahahaha
  909. OOC: Valiantttt: ??
  910. Camron Pritchard shakes Olorin McKellen trying to get him up!
  911. Coreen Mcmullen hugs Olorin McKellen to make him feel better!
  912. [Common] Syrias Merritt says, "I did. Oh, look, it's magically restored. Fancy that."
  913. Jack Hones says, "I got him, man."
  914. Jack Hones says, "Just..."
  915. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: i have to ooc because admins dont respond
  916. Jack Hones says, "I got him."
  917. Goran'Agar Remata'klan twitches violently.
  918. Tyrell Rickenbacker asks, "Tyrique. What happened?"
  919. Valor Syvilla puts the box into the backpack.
  920. [Common] Syrias Merritt says, "Engineering flooding with plasma. Be advised AI is rogue."
  921. -- Administrator private message --
  922. Admin PM from-KorPhaeron: He just did though
  923. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  924. OOC: Valiantttt: thats a good way to get BWOINKED
  925. [Common] HEX states, "My guess one your engineer friends has disabled the APC to pry open secure storage, which I had opened earlier and the CE probably has closed again."
  926. OOC: Lbnesquik: russel lombardi is a traitor
  927. [Common] Wrinkly Willy says, "AI open"
  928. Goran'Agar Remata'klan giggles.
  929. OOC: KorPhaeron: What is this epic lombardi meme
  930. Valor Syvilla puts the heart into the backpack.
  931. PM to-Admins: so why am i being arrested? give me one reason
  932. [Common] HEX states, "Syrias, if brains weren't very expensive I would suggest you get one."
  933. Jack Hones says, "Pal, I'm gonna take his access ANYWAY."
  934. Valor Syvilla puts the heart into the security backpack.
  935. Tyrell Rickenbacker says, "Tyrique"
  936. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "THANK GOD YOU CAUGHT DUDE SEX"
  937. Tyrell Rickenbacker says, "Talk to us man"
  938. [Common] HEX states, "I cannot manually open a plasma canister."
  939. OOC: Lbnesquik: i have no idea
  940. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "HE IS FUCKING PSYCHO"
  941. Valor Syvilla says, "Borg."
  942. -- Administrator private message --
  943. Admin PM from-KorPhaeron: For yelling about starting your own nation, which is revolt
  944. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  945. You are buckled to the bed by Jack Hones!
  946. Jack Hones tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's Goran'Agar Remata'klan's ID Card (Chemist).
  947. Jack Hones tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's PDA-Goran'Agar Remata'klan (Chemist).
  948. Jack Hones tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's chemist's jumpsuit.
  949. Goran'Agar Remata'klan drools.
  950. Jack Hones tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's Science Goggles.
  951. Jack Hones tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's medical radio headset.
  952. Jack Hones tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's chemist labcoat.
  953. Jack Hones tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's white shoes.
  954. Goran'Agar Remata'klan giggles.
  955. [Common] George Costanza says, "Ai door please"
  956. Jack Hones says, "Oh, man."
  957. PM to-Admins: thats definitely not the reason. jack hones cited my arrest reason as "being annoying"
  958. Goran'Agar Remata'klan giggles.
  959. [Common] Stefan Burnett says, "That's so cold, AI."
  960. Jack Hones says, "I gotta be honest"
  961. [Common] Can't-Get-It-Up exclaims, "That wasss a pretty good insssult though. Good job AI!"
  962. Jack Hones says, "Folks like you"
  963. Goran'Agar Remata'klan exclaims, "CHEMISTRONIa!"
  964. Jack Hones says, "Make the job worth doing"
  965. [Common] Stefan Burnett yells, "I ain't naked, beeyutch!!"
  966. [Common] Tyrell Rickenbacker says, "AI open please"
  967. Jack Hones says, "Ahhh."
  968. OOC: Freshmaniscoolman: why cant we be like goon and just kill people who join as sec officers
  969. -- Administrator private message --
  970. Admin PM from-KorPhaeron: Well thats what you said you're trying to do so I guess mission accomplished?
  971. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  972. [Common] George Costanza says, "Thanks ai"
  973. OOC: Cavoglave: we don't already?
  974. Goran'Agar Remata'klan moans!
  975. OOC: Jalleo: because that is foolish
  976. PM to-Admins: but you cant arrest people for being annoying?
  977. [Common] Valor Syvilla says, "Janitor to brig."
  978. Goran'Agar Remata'klan giggles.
  979. [Common] Landon Hayhurst says, "OH GOD"
  980. PM to-Admins: if thats the case ill join as sec officer next round and arrest everyone because everyone is in my perspective annoying
  981. [Common] Landon Hayhurst says, "CAPTAIN GIFT WRAPPED SOMEONE'S DECAPITATED HEAD"
  982. -- Administrator private message --
  983. Admin PM from-KorPhaeron: Considering yelling nations shit is bannable yes he can arrest you
  984. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  985. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "Impossible"
  986. PM to-Admins: and what rule says that?
  987. Valor Syvilla has thrown the appendix.
  988. Jack Hones tries to put the straight jacket on Goran'Agar Remata'klan.
  989. [Common] Wynter Pearsall says, "So metal"
  990. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "We cant cut heads off anymore since 2488 ISIS banned"
  991. B.O.R.G. states, "Assult"
  992. Jack Hones tries to put the muzzle on Goran'Agar Remata'klan.
  993. You were unbuckled from the bed by Jack Hones.
  994. [Common] Muhammed Al-Is-Nis says, "Fucking space nazis"
  995. Silent Knight says, "Fucking die"
  996. Dude Sex says, "Dammit"
  997. PM to-Admins: now i am being muzzled and straightjacketed. lmao...
  998. Unknown knocks on the reinforced window.
  999. Olorin McKellen examines himself.
  1000. -- Administrator private message --
  1001. Admin PM from-Razharas: If you say shit every round and get arrested for it every round and get no help from admins each time you can notice a pattern emerging
  1002. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  1003. Jack Hones says, "The clown just lit a guy on fire."
  1004. Goran'Agar Remata'klan makes a noise.
  1005. PM to-Admins: im going to post a ban request on the forums
  1006. Jack Hones tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's muzzle.
  1007. PM to-Admins: yeeah i notice a pattern emerging exactly
  1008. PM to-Admins: the admins have no clue what theyre doing
  1009. Goran'Agar Remata'klan twitches violently.
  1010. Jack Hones tries to remove Goran'Agar Remata'klan's muzzle.
  1011. PM to-Admins: thats the pattern
  1012. Goran'Agar Remata'klan twitches violently.
  1013. PM to-Admins: i noticed
  1014. Jack Hones asks, "Sorry, come again?"
  1015. Goran'Agar Remata'klan twitches violently.
  1016. Current Admins:
  1017. KorPhaeron is a HeadAdmin
  1018. Lollerderby is a TrialAdmin
  1019. Stickymayhem is a HeadAdmin
  1020. Ricotez is a Coder
  1021. Razharas is a Coder
  1022. Ausops is a GameAdmin
  1023.  
  1024. Jack Hones is restraining Goran'Agar Remata'klan, you cannot push past.
  1025. Goran'Agar Remata'klan giggles.
  1026. Jack Hones puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
  1027. Jack Hones puts the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
  1028. Goran'Agar Remata'klan moans!
  1029. Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
  1030. Officer Beepsky points at Goran'Agar Remata'klan!
  1031. Officer Beepsky has stunned you!
  1032. Officer Beepsky has stunned you!
  1033. Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on you!
  1034. Jack Hones says, "Ahahaha."
  1035. Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on you!
  1036. Kaden Philips hugs Goran'Agar Remata'klan to make him feel better!
  1037. Medibot exclaims, "Goran'Agar Remata'klan, you appear to be injured!"
  1038. Medibot is trying to inject you!
  1039. Jack Hones says, "And there y'are."
  1040. Medibot injects you with its syringe!
  1041. Medibot exclaims, "Radar, put a mask on!"
  1042. Jack Hones says, "Dammit."
  1043. Jack Hones puts the glass into the security satchel.
  1044. Medibot says, "What kind of medbay is this? Everyone's dropping like dead flies."
  1045. Joseph Joestar says, "Gotta wrench em"
  1046. Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
  1047. Max your suit sensors or your a confirmed syndicate!
  1048.  
  1049. newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
  1050. Jack Hones puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
  1051. Jack Hones says, "And there you are."
  1052. OOC: Valiantttt: not your a
  1053. OOC: Valiantttt: whoops
  1054. Jack Hones says, "It's art, I think."
  1055. newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
  1056.  
  1057. Captain Announces
  1058.  
  1059. You wanna punch me, Alex? Meet me at the Holopad
  1060.  
  1061.  
  1062. Jack Hones says, "Monument to a Retard."
  1063. Kaden Philips exclaims, "Hooray!"
  1064. Jack Hones salutes.
  1065. Emmanuel Abramovich says, "THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE"
  1066. Tyrell Rickenbacker salutes.
  1067. Jack Hones asks, "Hmmmm?"
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