Madness

>Madness in Equestria.
>Light enters from a rectangle shape.
>Then yellow and pink walks in.
>"Anon? Do flies enter the mouth of a demon?"
"I do not understand the pulse of the ocean. Perhaps one day I could motorboat an alligator."
>Yellow and pink's head moves side to side.
>"Anon! Sleeping doesn't cure the celery within!"
"If only ghosts could burn through the rocks of time."
>Water pours from her eye-holes and runs down her face.
>"Why don't elephants pickle?!"
"Inside of the taco lives a settler with the cabin of a goat. If you seek to fish with a cow, I cannot see you."
>Yellow and pink is gone fast raining from the eyes much.
"Why can't I see into the future of the past's tomato? Does bacon truly need a host?"

>Anon has gone completely insane after you tried to guess his fetish today.
>Something happened.
>He sort of... Broke.
>Now you sit outside of his door crying.
>You can't tell anyp0ny or else you'll be blamed.
>They would all hate you.
>All of your friends.
>"Fluttershy?"
>...
>What?
>Did he really just...
>You rush inside and look to him.
"Yes Anon?"
>"I can't push the bottle of spiders down the stairs anymore. I have to shear the mountains and dig a saddle."
>Nope...
>"Fluttershy..."
>Look back to him with hope he is truly trying to communicate with you.
>"Throw the blanket a new fire-hose, it's time to burn frogs."
>Lightly shake your head as you walk out of the room.
>"Wait! I need a sandwich for the lightning fighting yesterday!"
>Close the door behind you.
>What have you done?
>Now you'll never have sex with,
>Non insane Anon.