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- >you are Anon
- >and you are tired
- >so very tried
- >exhausted
- >your days have turned to hell
- >all because of one single pony
- >the pink menace
- >Pinkie Pie
- >she follows you all day every day
- >stalking you
- >nobody knows why
- >at first you just ignored it
- >but when you realised she was watching you through your window at home
- >that's when it started getting to you
- >everywhere you go, Pinkie is there
- >it doesn't matter if you're at home, in the bathroom, nothing
- >she is always there
- >always watching
- >she still hosts parties
- >and you get a written invitation every time
- >every time it's always the same
- >"Hi, Anon! I'm hosting a party on [date] at [time and place]! I would looooove if you could come! Please RSVP ASAP! Love, Pinkie xxx"
- >every time you just threw the paper in the bin
- >you've grown afraid of her
- >who knows what this mare is capable of?
- >you've seen her physics-defying stuns
- >that mare is absolutely insane and dangerous
- >how she isn't locked up in some mental institute is beyond you
- >as the sun rises, another day begins
- >another day of hell
- >you don't even look at the window as you get up and dressed
- >she could be out there already
- >you eat breakfast in silence
- >only staring at your plate
- >when you're done, you go to the door
- >with a sigh, you open it
- >there she is
- >right at your door
- >waiting for you
- >"Hi Anon!"
- >you sigh
- >yes, another lovely day in Ponyville begins
- >you've tried everything
- >even straight up telling her to stop following you
- >nothing ever works
- >but you get an idea
- >an idea so crazy it might just work
- >after putting a bit of thought into it, you start your next sentence
- >"Today you are how? Well quite slept actually I. Tonight for plans interesting any got?"
- >she doesn't even bat an eye before answering
- >"Good very I'm! Well slept you glad I'm! Invited are you and, Anon, tonight party amazing most biggest the hosting I'm!"
- >you give up
- >there's nothing you can do to even faze her
- >you walk around her and continue towards Ponyville
- >your house was just slightly outside it
- >it was the only one available when you got here
- >but it only took you like a minute to get to town anyway
- >a minute now, however, seemed like eternal torture
- >now you had to listen to this pink fucker speak backwards all the damn way
- >it's not like you understood any of it anyway
- >to you it was just random words in a sequence
- >you've only been up for twenty minutes and you're already boiling over
- >a stroke of genius hits you from the heavens
- >why didn't you think of this before
- >fight fire with fire!
- >you turn your head towards her and begin speaking
- "So, Pinkie! I had the weirdest dream tonight! I was a giant dinosaur and I was destroying all of Ponyville! I was all 'Rarr! Wroosh! Roar!' and it was super cool and amazing! You should have seen your face when I grabbed Sugarcube Corner and ate it!"
- >for just a moment, Pinkie looks surprised
- >dear God, please let it work
- >"Oh my gosh! That really IS amazing! Maybe we could play dinosaurs together! We could even build a miniature Ponyville and smash it! And then -"
- >there was nothing to do
- >she never fucking quit
- >you're shaking with anger as you enter the town
- >your fists are clenched, ready to punch
- >you've been close to beating her multiple times
- >but you never do
- >spending years in jail doesn't sound too fun to you
- >as you enter town, Pinkie finally says "Bye!"
- >but you know that's not true
- >she's watching you from behind boxes
- >inside bushes
- >anywhere she can hide
- >you sigh and think
- >you can barely remember why you even came here
- >Pinkie has an amazing ability to drive your mind blank
- >and even though it probably won't help at all, you feel the need to shout
- "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE, YOU CUNT?!"
- >ponies on the street stop and stare at you
- >you don't care any more
- >they can stare all they want
- >you huff and puff, trying to calm down
- >all you want to do right now is push her shit in
- >"Anon?"
- >you turn at the sound behind you, ready to strike
- >luckily you stop yourself as you see not Pinkie, but Twilight
- >she looks concerned
- >you calm down just a little
- "What do you want?"
- >you didn't mean to sneer at her, but you can't help it
- >it doesn't seem to affect her
- >"I want to talk to you. In my library."
- >her voice and eyes speak of her concern for you
- >she didn't even ask
- >she just ordered you there
- >you're fucked
- >when Twilight is worried, this kind of worried, something's up
- "All right."
- >you walk next to Twilight
- >slowly walking to the library
- >you keep your eyes plastered to the ground
- >but the one time you look up, you spot Pinkie
- >she's lying on a roof, watching the two of you
- >you immediately feel the anger rising within you
- >your fists clench as you watch her
- >she just gives you that cheeky smile
- >the same one as always
- >before doing anything drastic, you turn your eyes to the ground again
- >you curse internally and keep going
- >after a few minutes of walking, you get to the library
- >Twilight opens the door and you go inside
- >what you see isn't quite what you expected
- >Dash, Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy are all there
- >they're sitting around the table
- >their conversation stops the moment you enter
- >all eyes are on you
- >except for Rarity's
- >she's looking into the table
- >Dash looks angry
- >Fluttershy scared
- >Applejack disappointed
- >what the fuck is all this?
- >you look back to Twilight who simply nods at one of the empty chairs
- "'This about the drug smuggling?"
- >Twilight looks at you in surprise
- >"No, what? Please, just sit down."
- >you reluctantly go to the chair and sit down
- >Fluttershy scoots away as you sit
- >"Hmpf!"
- >Rarity doesn't sound too pleased
- >you look to Rainbow Dash
- >she's glaring daggers at you
- >her chest is rising and falling abnormally fast
- >Applejack just has her hooves on the table, staring
- >she reminds you of your father
- >that same, disappointed stare
- >it sickens you
- >Twilight sits down next to you
- >there is total silence in the room for minutes
- >your eyes go from pony to pony
- >you're not sure what to make of all this
- >not sure if you should say something
- >you're not even sure why you came to Ponyville today
- >all the while Pinkie is probably watching you through the window
- >that cheeky cunt can't respect any kind of privacy
- >you feel the anger rising within you
- >what the fuck are these ponies' problem anyway?
- >you're not sure what's going on here
- >none of them have said anything anyway
- >you can't remember the last time all of you were together
- >this is a good chance to tell them about Pinkie
- "Guys, I think there's something wrong with Pinkie. She's -"
- >"No SHIT, there's something wrong with Pinkie!"
- >Dash sounds absolutely furious
- >Applejack puts a hoof on her shoulder to calm her down
- >"What the fuck did you do to her!?"
- >what the hell is she on about?
- >"And don't you give me that crap! Like you care! You're a heartless bastard!"
- >you look around at all the ponies
- >you have no clue as to what is going on
- >"Pinkie doesn't even leave her room any more! And it's all thanks to YOU!"
- >wait what?
- >you know for a fact that Pinkie was outside today
- >you saw her!
- >maybe this is some kind of terrible joke
- >maybe they've all gone crazy
- >this is all so very strange
- "But that's not true! I saw her just fifteen minutes ago! I spoke to her!"
- >"Oh, so now you're a liar too?"
- >Rarity sounds almost more furious than Dash did
- "She was outside of my door! She's been stalking me for weeks!"
- >all of the ponies just stare at you
- >the only one who doesn't seem angry is Twilight
- >she looks at you with immense sadness in her eyes
- >"Pinkie hasn't left her room in weeks! You're a lying bastard!"
- >Dash is screaming at you
- >it's taking Applejack all of her strength to keep the pegasus in check
- >you stare at Dash in disbelief
- "Are you all crazy? What the hell is wrong with you?!"
- >you have no idea what these ponies are pulling
- >but it is getting you madder with every second
- >you have to prove it to them somehow
- >you look around for a window
- >there is one behind Twilight
- >and just as you thought, Pinkie is staring right at the whole thing
- "Look! She's RIGHT THERE!"
- >you point at the window
- >all of the ponies' heads turns towards it
- >they all look at it for a while
- >you're pointing right at Pinkie
- >she's just smiling at you
- >"Anon, please."
- >Twilight sounds so very worried
- "What?!"
- >"Anon, there's no one there."
- >you don't give yourself time to process what Twilight just said
- >you get up immediately and open the door
- >with your brain going at full speed, you run towards Sugarcube Corner
- >ponies on the way barely have time to get out of the way
- >all the while you see Pinkie following you
- >but you can't focus on that right now
- >all that's on your mind is getting to Sugarcube Corner
- >you get there in less than two minutes
- >your legs are burning
- >as you open the door you hear Mr. Cake's voice
- >it sounds displeased, but you hear not his words
- >you just rush up the stairs
- >up to Pinkie's room
- >you knock on the door
- "Pinkie! It's me, Anon!"
- >from inside you hear a frightened shriek followed by sobbing
- >you knock again
- >"Pinkie! Open the door!"
- >she's saying something
- >you put your ear to the door
- >"G-giggle at t-t-the ghost-sties."
- >"Hey!"
- >you turn to face the stairs
- >Mr. Cake is standing there, glaring
- >"You're not welcome here! Get out!"
- >you're not ready for more of this shit
- "What the hell did I do?"
- >Mr. Cake snorts
- >"You verbally attack poor Pinkie like you did, and now you just pretend not to know? You're a real A grade jerk, you know that?"
- >verbally attack Pinkie?
- >you did lose your shit with her one day
- >screamed and shouted at her in the street
- >but she was acting like a complete cunt
- >pretending not to know about her following you
- "But Pinkie's been following me around all day for weeks! She's never fucking stops! She's ALWAYS there!"
- >Mr. Cake just shakes his head
- >"You're a real nutcase, you know that? She's been locked up tight in there the past three weeks because of you! She's afraid of going outside! Afraid YOU are there!"
- >in that moment the bell over the door rings
- >you see Twilight and the gang entering the store
- >"Mr. Cake, we'll take it from here."
- >he just snorts and goes back downstairs
- >Twilight is the only one to walk up the stairs to you
- >she's still looking at you like a concerned mother
- >"Anon, please. You have to come with me. You need help."
- >you exhale slowly
- >you can't handle anything right now
- "Yeah... yeah, okay."
- >Twilight puts a hoof on your chest
- >she gives you a weak smile
- >in silence the two of you walk downstairs
- >from inside the room, you hear Pinkie speaking
- >"P-Pinkie, you g-gotta s-stand up t-t-tall... learn t-to fa-face your f-fears."
- >it brings a tear to your eye
- >nobody says anything as you exit the shop with Twilight
- >the rest of the ponies stay behind as per Twilight's request
- >once you're outside, you start the journey back towards the library
- >you see Pinkie on another roof, watching you
- "But she's right there."
- >you just mumble to yourself
- >but Twilight looks, too
- >and she sighs
- >the rest of the trip is walked in silence
- >inside the library you slump into the chair again
- >Twilight, once more, sits down next to you
- >she puts her hoof on your hand
- >"Anon, when did you start seeing Pinkie like this?"
- "Four weeks ago."
- >you're answering automatically
- >you don't even think about it any more
- >"And she's always there?"
- "Always."
- >silence falls upon you
- >Twilight breaks it with a quiet sigh
- >"Anon, I don't know what's wrong with you, to be honest."
- >you slump further into the chair
- >"But Pinkie had her heart broken from what you did."
- >here comes the guilt
- >"Anon, Pinkie loved you like none other. What you did broke her. She isn't the same any more."
- >and here comes the tears
- >streaming down your face
- >"There may be something wrong with you, but Pinkie needs help more. She needs you."
- "But Twilight, she's afraid of me. She won't speak to me. What can I do?"
- >Twilight no longer looks concerned
- >her face is all anger now
- >just like the rest of them
- >"I don't know, Anon, and frankly, I don't care. YOU made this mess, and you're going to clean it up. One of my best friends has been in her room for three weeks, and it's YOUR fault."
- >the tears never stop
- >they keep coming as Twilight scolds you
- >"I swear to Celestia, Anon, you better get our Pinkie back."
- >you look to her with pleading eyes
- >hell's fury stares back
- >"Get out."
- >she points her hoof at the door
- "Please, can't you help me?"
- >"We've tried for three weeks, Anon. I only brought you here to help you with your mind. I suspected something was wrong with you. An enchantment or the likes. But this is simply your own mind playing tricks on you. I can't help you. Now, go."
- >with all of your might you get up
- >slowly you walk towards the door
- >you take one last look back at Twilight
- >she doesn't even look at you
- >with tears still creeping down your cheek, you exit the library
- >with no idea how to get to Pinkie, you start walking out of Ponyville
- >Mr. Cake would never let you in
- >Pinkie is afraid of you
- >how would you ever talk to her?
- >there's no chance for you
- >as soon as you leave town, happy Pinkie is back
- >"Hi, Anon! Where are you going?"
- >you don't care to look at her
- "Somewhere."
- >"Oh, that sounds cool! Can I come?"
- >you sigh
- "You're going to no matter what, aren't you?"
- >"Yup!"
- >as you walk through the fields around Ponyville, Pinkie keeps talking
- >about everything she can think of, it seems
- >you block it out for the time being
- >as you slowly walk towards the hill outside town
- >all the way Pinkie keeps talking
- >but for the first time ever, you're able to ignore it completely
- >you know it's not Pinkie
- >she's in her room
- >scared and alone
- >because of you
- >you're not exactly sure why you're going out here
- >but you need time to think
- >granted, it's difficult with happy Pinkie around
- >but it will have to do
- >the trek up the hill was tough, but you managed
- >as you stand on top of it, you can see all of Ponyville
- >you can even see the Everfree Forest from here
- >you sit down and look at it all
- >just take it all in
- >there is no sound except for the wind
- >no sound
- >Pinkie isn't talking
- >you turn to face her
- >she's sitting there, next to you
- >looking out at everything with you
- >for a moment you just sit
- >in complete silence
- >"Anon?"
- >you turn to face Pinkie
- >her eyes are wet
- >"Why do you hate me?"
- "I don't."
- >she doesn't change her expression one bit
- >after taking one last look at Ponyville, you get up
- >you continue walking over the hill
- >Pinkie follows you in silence
- >as you descent from the hill, she kicks a few rocks around
- >but she never utters a word
- >once you're down, you continue walking
- >Pinkie starts humming
- >you don't know the song
- >it's a happy tune
- >although you aren't very happy yourself, it's better than listening to her rambling all the time
- >you continue like this for half an hour
- >walking alongside a humming Pinkie
- >as you get past a small patch of trees, you see the ocean
- >it is so vast and so very blue
- >all the mysteries it must hold
- >you continue down to the beach
- >nobody's around
- >you move right down to the edge of the water
- >and there you sit
- >you look out at the water
- >in the horizon you see land
- >you wonder if that is the kingdom of gryphons
- >you wonder if Celestia truly rules all of Equestria
- >you wonder why you came here to begin with
- >you take a deep breath
- >the salty air is refreshing
- >Pinkie is drawing something in the sand
- >you can't quite tell what it's supposed to be
- >but at least she's quiet during this moment
- >not for long, however
- >"Anon?"
- >you look at her again
- >her eyes are dry, this time
- >but her face tells of her concern
- >"If you don't hate me, does that mean you love me?"
- "Shouldn't you know the answer is yes? You're a product of my mind."
- >this time, Pinkie smiles at you
- >"I love you too."
- >she returns to her drawing in the sand
- >the smile still plastered on her face
- >you feel just a slight beam of happiness inside you
- >with a sigh you once again turn your eyes to the ocean
- >you sit here for hours
- >Pinkie has kept drawing the entire time
- >erasing her old ones with new, fresh sand
- >you never understood any of the drawings
- >but it kept her occupied
- >the sun is going lower
- >getting close to the horizon
- >the sky has turned red and golden
- >it's quite a beautiful sight
- >inspiring, even
- >once the sun hits the every edge of the horizon, Pinkie looks up
- >she smiles at the sunset
- >and then she looks to you
- >for a moment she just looks
- >she doesn't speak
- >she smiles at you as you watch the sun dip below the water
- >you feel something wet on your cheek
- >you look to see Pinkie lower her head back down
- >with two fingers you touch your cheek
- >it is most definitely wet
- >"I love you, Anon. And I'm not fake. You felt that kiss, right?"
- "What is real? If you're talking about what you can touch, what you can taste or see, then real is just electrical signls interpreted by your brain."
- >Pinkie giggles at that
- >you don't really know why , though
- >she sits back down to finish her drawing
- >now that the sun has set, darkness slowly claims the sky
- >it seems Luna's time to reign is here
- >yet you sit here, at the beach
- >not moving an inch
- >staring at the dark, calm waters
- >wondering what could be down there
- >maybe Atlantis is here in Equestria
- >as the stars come out, you shift your eye to them
- >they are so very beautiful
- >and there are so many of them
- >so many stars in the sky
- >twinkling and lighting up the night
- >you try to count them all
- >although you probably counted many of them twice, you continue
- >it is relaxing, sitting here
- >counting the stars
- >simply watching the world live and grow
- >"Anon?"
- >once more, you turn your head to Pinkie
- >this time, she's smiling
- >but she doesn't ask you any question
- >instead she moves closer
- >smiling at you with her eyes
- >you don't stop her
- >after all, she isn't real
- >and because of that, you let her kiss you
- >she plants her lips right on yours
- >and she kisses you with such passion
- >such happiness that you may never know
- >you even close your eyes and kiss back ever so slightly
- >when she breaks it, you almost feel empty
- >like there's something missing
- >"I love you, Anon. And I would do anything for you."
- >"So tell me, was that just an electrical signal, Anon?"
- >you feel it starting to come back
- >the anger and fury
- >the helplesness
- "Yes it was, because I'm fucking going insane!"
- >you're practically screaming in her face
- >yet she just sits there, a smile upon her lips
- >as you're huffing and puffing, she smiles
- >as you scream in frustration, she smiles
- >as you punch the sand beneath you, she smiles
- >you wish yourself dead
- >free from this pain
- >nothing you do seems to affect her at all
- >when you finally slump onto your knees in the sand, she speaks
- >"Oh, Anon..."
- >her voice is sweet
- >gentle
- >motherly love covering every word
- >she puts a hoof to your cheek
- >you hold it with your hand
- >it all feels so very real
- >here she is, right in front of you
- >but she couldn't be
- >you KNOW she's in her room back in Ponyville
- >a tear creeps down your cheek as you look at her
- >still smiling, she speaks to you
- >"Anon, I'm real. Can't you see it. I'm right here. And I love you. Won't you love me back, Anon? Please?"
- "Prove it. Lets go back to Twilight. She needs to know you're OK."
- >Pinkie sighs, but she does get up
- >as do you
- >"Let's go then."
- >you don't reply
- >you simply start walking
- >it'd be a long trip back to Ponyville
- >but you would have to return there somewhere
- >you don't know how ponies anywhere else would react to someone like you
- >Pinkie and you walk in silence
- >she isn't even humming at this point
- >she simply walks next to you through the grass
- >up the hill and down again
- >more and more land disappears behind you
- >until finally you see Ponyville in the distance
- >calmly and silently you enter the town
- >there's not a single pony around
- >they must have all gone to sleep
- >but you don't care
- >you've got a mission
- >this is the last time you'll see this Pinkie
- >you'll finally be able to focus on the real one
- >as you reach the library you sigh in relief
- >you knock loudly on the door
- >a few minutes pass
- >the door finally opens
- >"Uhh... Anon? What are you doing here? It's night."
- >Twilight looks groggy
- "I just need you to listen to Pinkie, here."
- >you point towards Pinkie behind you
- >"Hi, Twilight. I just wanted you to know I'm okay."
- >Twilight just blinks once
- >"Is that it, Anon? You brought Pinkie here to tell me she's okay? Of course she's okay. Goodnight."
- >Twilight is about to close the door
- >but you slam your hand into it to keep it open
- "Hold on! What the fuck are you on about?! A couple of hours ago you said Pinkie was in her room and had been for 3 weeks! You couldn't see this one when I pointed right at her!"
- >Twilight simply stares at you like you're retarded
- >"Anon, what are you talking about? You haven't been here all day."
- >you feel dizzy
- "B-but, I was here, and -"
- >"Anon, I think you need rest."
- >Twilight sounds concerned now
- >but she hated you earlier this very same day
- >you don't understand
- >"I'll take care of him, Twilight, don't worry."
- >Pinkie Pie reassures Twilight of your safety and the door closes
- >you need to sit down
- >and the closest place to do so is the ground
- >with a 'thump' your ass hits the dirt
- >your head is spinning and your stomach is churning
- "H-how?"
- >Pinkie Pie pats your head and caresses your cheek
- >"Shh, it'll all be okay, Anon. You must have had a bad day. Maybe it's stress."
- >she sounds so comforting
- >so peaceful and motherly
- >your head still spins as she keeps patting you on the head
- >"Anon, are you going to be okay?"
- >you hide your face in your hands
- >all you want is for the world to stop spinning and your stomach to settle
- >"Anon? Are you all right?"
- >you ignore Pinkie for the time being
- >you just focus on the blackness before your eyes
- >slowly it starts helping
- >sweat is dripping off of you like a waterfall
- >your heart is pounding so very hard in your chest
- >you're not sure if there's time travel or alternate worlds
- >honestly, you don't trust anything any more
- >anything could happen at this point, it seems
- >you feel the need to go to a certain place
- "We need to go to Sugarcube Corner. Right now."
- >Pinkie looks confused at that
- >"Why?"
- >you get up and look at her
- "We just need to. Something's wrong here. Your room is the answer. I know it."
- >you don't wait for her resposne
- >she follows you as you walk
- >"What's so special about my room?"
- >you don't look at her as you reply
- "Because that's where... where..."
- >you don't remember why, exactly
- >but you knew SOMETHING was there
- >you just knew it
- >"We just have to."
- >the rest of the journey is completed in silence
- >Pinkie opens the locked front door and you rush up the stairs
- >you stare at the door to her room
- >this is it
- >you gulp
- >you're sweating like a pig on a summer day
- >you gently push the door open
- >the room is dark
- >with a careful step, you enter
- >you look around
- >this is Pinkie's room all right
- >but there's nothing here
- >just her furniture
- >"Anon, why did we come here? What's so important about my room?"
- "I... I don't know. I just..."
- >Pinkie puts a hoof on your arm
- >she smiles gently at you
- "I just... it felt like we needed to be here."
- >"It's okay, Anon. You're probably just tired."
- >she was probably right
- >you did feel pretty tried, actually
- >a yawn escapes your throat
- "Yeah, I'm just gonna wait here and keep you company. I need a place to stay after all."
- >Pinkie's smile widens at that
- >"You really want to stay here? With me?"
- >you nod at her
- >her eyes stare right at yours
- >happiness spreading from her to you
- >you would kiss her in this very moment
- >if it wasn't for the fact that she just leaned in and did it for you
- >you go down to your knees to ease the access
- >Pinkie's lips taste amazing
- >like all the most amazing pastries
- >but most of all, she tastes like Pinkie
- >the kiss is long and so very passionate
- >neither of you open your mouths
- >there is no need for tongues
- >for you have love to replace them
- >yes, you love Pinkie
- >love her so very dearly
- >there is nothing bad about her
- >she truly is the perfect mare
- >the greatest mare in all of Equestria
- >the two of you break the kiss
- >as you do, you already long for more
- >you want this pony all to yourself
- >just you and her forever
- >Pinkie smiles at you and giggles
- >"I love you, Anon. You're fantastic."
- "Fuck you, Pinkie."
- >you blurt it out before thinking
- >Pinkie, however, doesn't look surprised
- >she just looks concerned
- >before you can apologise, you feel nausea coming back
- >and the world starts spinning again
- >"Anon, are you all right?"
- >Pinkie's voice seems so distant
- >yet so very close
- >like it's coming from your own head
- >you put your hands on the floor to support yourself
- >all you want to do is puke, but none ever comes
- >everything is so blurry
- >you're having trouble focusing
- >it's like someone is inside your head
- >moving bits and pieces around inside you
- >you grunt in pain
- >all you want is for it to stop
- >and all of a sudden, it does
- >you take a deep breath
- >you pant as you look at the floor
- >Pinkie's hoof is on your shoulder
- >your head is still throbbing
- >you try to remember what just happened
- >but no matter how hard you think, nothing seems to come you
- "W-what happened?"
- >Pinkie rubs your shoulder gently
- >"You just said love me, don't you remember? It just happened."
- >oh, yeah, you did
- >you calm down after that
- >you did love Pinkie so very much
- >your perfect mare
- >your head is still hurting, though
- >you still remember... something
- >yes, something happened
- >something different
- >you said something different to Pinkie
- >but you don't remember what
- >but it's there!
- >it's right there!
- >you said something and your head started hurting
- >if only you could remember!
- >in that instant, you do remember
- >not what you said, but a story Twilight told you
- >a story of the wedding between her brother and his wife
- >there were something called changelings
- >they could look like anyone
- >and apparently the queen could mind control ponies
- >your alarm bells are going off
- >as you look to Pinkie, you see it
- >ponies remember different things
- >your head starts to hurt and you change
- >it all fits!
- >maybe, just maybe she's a changeling
- >but how would you know?
- >if a changeling looks and acts like the pony, how would you be able to tell?
- >'Pinkie' is just smiling at you
- >she's probably plotting your demise
- >you've gotta think of something quick
- >something to figure out if it's her or not
- >Twilight never told you how to spot a changeling
- >but maybe they need to focus their magic to keep up the disguise
- >maybe, just maybe, if you hurt her, she will lose focus and you'll see if you're right
- >and if she isn't, well, then you have a whole lot of apologising to do
- >you get up and smile at her
- >she just smiles back at you
- >before wasting your chance, you jump up into the air
- >you put your feet together in the air and get ready to kick her
- >in that instant, you hear something far off
- >it sounds like... Twilight
- >she's yelling something
- >you can't make out what it is
- >but it seems Pinkie can
- >she looks up and away
- >and while she does so, you stop
- >right then and there
- >in mid-air, ready to kick Pinkie
- >you stop
- >you try to move, but you can't
- >you try to speak, but you can't
- >"Okay, coming!"
- >Pinkie yells, seemingly at no one
- >she looks to you with sad eyes
- >"Sorry, Anon, I have to go for now. But I'll be back later. Then we can have fun together."
- >she gives you a saddened smile and a peck on the cheek
- >she goes towards the door and opens it
- >all the while your brain is trying to process what is going on
- >she looks back to you one last time
- >with a tear in her eye
- >she smiles
- >"See ya."
- >as she exits the room and closes the door, the world disappears
- >Pinkie is walking down the hallway in the castle
- >Canterlot Castle had always impressed her
- >ever since her first time here, at the Grand Galopping Gala
- >yes, the home of the princesses was quite amazing
- >but now, looking at it, it brought sadness to her heart
- >for this was where he lived
- >the man she could never have
- >forever this place would remind her of it
- >she sighed a heavy sigh before opening the door to the hospital ward
- >she put on her best smile and enters
- >inside are all of the gang
- >Celestia is there as well
- >they are all crowded around a bed
- >in the bed sits Luna, goddess of the night
- >and next to her is he
- >Anon
- >the most amazing man in the world
- >in his arms lies a little being
- >a satyr, they called it
- >half human, half pony
- >his and Luna's child
- >she smiles and congratulate him
- >his happiness undeniable
- >as she looks at the child, she feels the sadness
- >that should have been hers
- >she should have been holding it
- >this isn't fair
- >it should have been Pinkie
- >she should have been the mother
- >the tears well up in her eyes
- >Anon simply gives her a "daww"
- >Pinkie excuses herself and leaves
- >in the hallway she breaks down
- >crying profoundly
- >caring not who hears it
- >cursing everything around her as the tears fall
- >feeling the strength leave her body
- >and in her room, in the grand castle
- >in that room lies two little dolls
- >one of a pink, happy pony
- >and one of a man
- >her man
- >the only man she could ever have
- >Anon
- >the greatest man in Equestria
- End.
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