Muffin Quest Shorts

>"So...Anon?"
>Derpy is looking at you, eyes fixed on your muffin
>"You gonna eat that?"
>Here we go again
>Everyday, she asks for your muffin, and everyday, you give it to her.
>Today was different though
>You were hungrier than Twilight is for knowledge today, since you skipped breakfast.
"Yeah, I am. Sorry, Derpy"
>Her eyes go dim
>"A-are you sure you can't spare your muffin? My mom didn't pack me one"
"Yeah, I'm sure. I skipped breakfast today, so I'm really hungry."
>"I could make you breakfast tomorrow!"
"That wouldn't change how I'm hungry now, and coming to my house just to make breakfast would be too much."
>"W-what if I gave you my lunch?"
"Unless there's another muffin in that salad, the answer is no. I loves mah sweets"
>"I could get Pinkie to bake you something!"
"Pinkie gives me a cupcake everyday, which I already ate. Face it Derpy, this muffin's mine."
>Her head lowers, but comes back up as she stares at you, a sly grin forming on her face
>"What if I gave you something worth more than a muffin?"
"What do you mean but tha-"
>Your eyes are focused on Derpy as she undos her shirt buttons
"D-Derpy! Hold on a minute! We're in the cafeteria!"
>"So? I don't care where we are. All that matters is you and me, Anon."
>This is bad.
>Who knows what will happen if she goes through with this
>There's only one thing you can do
"Alright, fine! Just take the muffin Derpy!"
>Derpy stops and smiles as she fixes the buttons on her shirt.
>"Really? Thanks, Anon!"
>She takes your muffin and starts to devour it.
>You sit there, wishing you had brought more than just a muffin to lunch, when Derpy gets your attention.
>"Hey, Anon?"
"Yea-"
>You look up as Derpy pulls you into a kiss
>Your tongues do the two-step inside each other's mouths, before she pulls away and whispers in your ear.
>"Thanks again, and don't worry, you can munch on my muffin another time."
>The lunch bell rings and she runs off, leaving you alone.
"G-God damn it, Derpy.
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