rhetorical venting




so frustrated with life and all of its fruits..? like the fruit of life, except, its more like that nasty vegetable your mom used to make you as a kid and you fucking hated it with a passion you thought your insides were going to come out if you even looked at the thing. like eggplant. life you're a fucking eggplant. nobody likes you except people who eat weird shit so they look unique when really theyre craving some junk food. back on topic. fucking sick of life, man. i just realized i run away from all my problems with cigarettes and drugs and sometimes alcohol, even when i tell people i'm drinking for fun. nobody drinks rum on their own on a saturday night while everyone else is doing what everyone else does. i tried to confront my problems, but they're the really hard ones that the asian kid from 9th grade who if he wasn't an overachiever his dad wouldnt buy him a $90,000 mercedes AMG with gold plated rims. yeah, that kid. we al know that kid. the one who only solves the super hard problems cause he's a glory hunter. thats how hard my problems are. its like the last level of mario. where the dumb shit starts happening that you cant dodge. sick of everything that's going on. the liars, the fakes, the friends who are only your friend if you have something to offer. the stupid clerks/cashiers who say "who was next?" looks at me knowing ive been standing there for the last 45 minutes meanwhile a bitch that's semi-sexy and by semi i mean go back home todays not your day girl, walks in the store and hes like oh hi how can i help you? NIGGA WHAT? you trying to get your throat slit in public? really though, that shit made me mad. chick had on more layers than mom's lasagna couldnt even see her chest this guy is all flirty n shit. i walked out of the store, wrote a bad review on google and moved on.

sick of just, i dont even know what im sick of. this weather. all this snowfall, how the fuck you expect me to drive? car already has some issues you wanna give me more? why the fuck am i not in california where it doesnt fucking snow 30 inches in half an hour. stupid fucking forecast fuck you. 8 inches overnight nigga suck a tip cause that's all youre fucking good for. you useless weather man i get faster more accurate results from my damn iphone. while you sit and talk about why it snows and laugh at the camera crew cause someone made an inside joke. fuck up moron its an inside joke WHY BROADCAST IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION IF NO ONE WILL GET IT?!!?!?

stupid people are stupid. i saw a video on worldstar whatever, this guy found out his gf was cheating, invited over the cheatee, and then invited over his gf for a "surprise." the cheatee didnt know she had a boyfriend, and they got her ass so good. rip bitch thats what you get. it kind of made my day, but at the same time its like..how are you such a fucked up person? lol. its not my business, but, guys and girls, quit cheating, its pathetic as hell. i dont care what the reason is, you cheat, i will strike you down and kick you after you fall then drop a fishbowl full of piranhas on your head and private area. and after they eat you up i will squirt lemon juice and salt everywhere; mainly your heart, because that's how your significant other will feel after you commit the cheating. bitch.