Ban-Hammer (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpA
- Protect
- Wish
- Heal Bell
- Seismic Toss

Self-Destruct (Forretress) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 40 Def / 216 SpD
Calm Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Volt Switch
- Rapid Spin

Dildo (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Imposter
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Serious Nature
IVs: 30 Atk / 30 Def
- Transform

Nigga Plz (Greninja) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Protean
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Gunk Shot
- U-turn
- Rock Slide
- Shadow Sneak

P (Pinsir) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Moxie
Happiness: 0
EVs: 120 HP / 252 Atk / 136 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Frustration
- Quick Attack
- Close Combat
- Swords Dance

>:} (Landorus) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Sludge Wave
- Earth Power
- Focus Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]