Escort to Gerudo Valley, Part 2

<DM>	-=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<DM>	*You last ended off next to the collapsed wall, fiinding yourselves up against 5 Bandits and 3 Wolfos.*
<Maliki>	(not to mention my petXD)
<Neon_Mercilion>	( Audrey is a plant with a nasty atitude.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfcPnul77T8 )
<DM>	(if the numbers were higher, we'll say one got lost in the time discrepancy known as KEESE AND CO'S 4TH WALL OF MYSTERIOUS ACCIDENTS)
<Vincent_Blaze>	(FEED ME SEYMOUR!!)
<DM>	*However, with your Wolfos companion, a Crossbow Turret, and your new ally Ares Farlon, who appears to be Tessa's sister, your situation isn't quite as hopeless as it first appeared.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hmm
<DM>	*The bandit king strides forward with his huge frigin' hammer.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	That begs the question of why she even recruited us in the first place.
<DM>	[Tessa Farlon]: I apologize for the deception, but I'll have to tell you later. We'll have to take care of these guys first!
<Vincent_Blaze>	Yeah it seems like we have bigger things at hand.
<DM>	[Mordok]: Hahhar... so... yous thinks you kin beat me?
<Neon_Mercilion>	Well, it's certainly good to know that your instincts were wrong, Vincent.
<DM>	[Ares Farlon]: Oh come on, a wimp like you? Yeah, I can beat ya like a Gel on acid! Wait, that didn't come out right...
<Vincent_Blaze>	Yeah I guess your right.
<DM>	[Ares Farlon]: In fact... I challenge you to a one-on-one, Morondocker!
<DM>	[Mordok]: What'd ye jus' call me?! Why ye.... *He turns to his group* Yous guys! Yous go get the rests of them... let the doggies feed on 'em first, eh, heehee!
<DM>	*The three Wolfos approach you all as Ares and Mordok head off to the side, ready to initiate a duel.*
<Maliki>	"hey you wolfos you guys why are you working for this motely lot in the first place i mean i saw how they treated the other guy with their leader distracted i'm sure you could more then easly defeat them"
*	Vincent_Blaze readies his sword. "i'm not sure if they will listen to reason like this one Maliki."
<DM>	*The three Wolfos don't seem to understand your words. Seems you're not Haddaken enough, Mr. Dingo.*
<DM>	*One of the three Wolfos stands out. It appears bigger and burlier than the other two.*
<Maliki>	"Well it was worth a try *
<Maliki>	"but if we kill their alpha we should send the others running
<DM>	enemy profiles - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-461-post-946.html#pid946
<DM>	*It is possible.*
*	X_X is now known as WolfosAlly
*	X__X is now known as WolfosEnemies
*	X___X is now known as WolfosAlpha
<Maliki>	"i suggest we try to focus on the big one"
<DM>	*By the way, regarding the crossbow turret....
<DM>	*It can be manned by anyone, and it automatically rolls a 10-Power shot vs. Power roll.*
<DM>	*The turret can be destroyed once it takes a total of 8 damage.*
<Vincent_Blaze>	I'm good with my sword.
*	DM pokes Maliki and Neon_Mercilion with a stick.
<Maliki>	"Well lets get ready"
<Maliki>	$init 1d10
<DM>	... right
<Neon_Mercilion>	$init 1d10
<DM>	I forgot to poke Sephiroth for Navi
<Neon_Mercilion>	(I'm sorry, I just love watching KOTH
*	WolfosAlpha has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Vincent_Blaze>	(The angel is sleeping on the job lol)
*	WolfosAlly is now known as WolfosAlpha
<DM>	(okay, NOW roll inits)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<WolfosAlpha>	$init 1d14
<Tatl>	WolfosAlpha: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
*	Orin_XD is now known as WolfosAlly1
*	WolfosEnemies is now known as Wolfos1
<Wolfos1>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Mediocrity)
*	Wolfos1 is now known as Wolfos2
<Wolfos2>	$init 1d12
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Vincent_Blaze>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
*	WolfosAlly1 removes channel operator status from WolfosAlly1
*	Wolfos2 is now known as Wolfoses
*	WolfosAlly1 is now known as Wolfos
*	Wolfos is now known as Wolfos1
<Neon_Mercilion>	O_O
<Maliki>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Well that's just confusing
<DM>	wait what
<Vincent_Blaze>	(you tellin me)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Why did you change the names AFTER the init roll?!)
<Wolfos1>	(Wolfos companion is here)
<DM>	the party has a Wolfos ally, I'd like you to control that
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Now there are bugs. ;~;)
<DM>	(change name to non Wolfos1)
*	Wolfos1 is now known as WolfosAlly
<DM>	(now $Init it)
<WolfosAlly>	$init 1d12
<Tatl>	WolfosAlly: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<DM>	$init s
<Tatl>	The battle has begun!
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3), Wolfos2 (2) and WolfosAlpha (1).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns: Wolfos1 (10).
*	Wolfoses is now known as Wolfos1
<DM>	enemy profiles - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-461-post-946.html#pid946
<DM>	*Shadowosken is in effect! Everyone without Shadow affinity loses 2 Courage and 1 dice when attacking.*
*	Wolfos1 goes to claw off...
<Wolfos1>	$1d4
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
*	Wolfos1 goes to claw Neon_Mercilion's face off! (Roll Courage)
<Neon_Mercilion>	OH GOD WHAT
<Wolfos1>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 4, 1, 3, 1, 4, 2 and 9. Total: 33. Successes: 2.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 9, 8, 10 and 10. Total: 47. Successes: 7.
<DM>	(DICE HAPPENED)
<DM>	don'tcha wish that you were the attacker tyhere, lol
<Wolfos1>	-_-
<Wolfos1>	6h, 3m
<Wolfos1>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Wolfos1 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3), Wolfos2 (2) and WolfosAlpha (1).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<Wolfos1>	$1d4
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
*	Wolfos1 infects its claws and uses Festering Wound on WolfosAlly! (Roll Wisdom)
<Wolfos1>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 2, 2 and 9. Total: 20. Successes: 1.
<WolfosAlly>	$4d10
<Tatl>	WolfosAlly: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 9 and 10. Total: 27. Successes: 4.
<DM>	(GO TATL)
<DM>	wait, they're both level 5
<DM>	COUNTERATTACK
*	WolfosAlly gets to COUNTERATTACK!
<Wolfos1>	;_;
*	WolfosAlly uses Shadow Claws on WolfosAlpha (Roll Courage!)
<WolfosAlly>	$9d10
<Tatl>	WolfosAlly: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 6, 6, 5, 6, 7, 5 and 9. Total: 58. Successes: 9.
<WolfosAlly>	O.O
*	Wolfos1 tries to dodge that....
<Wolfos1>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 8, 8, 4, 10, 5, 6 and 1. Total: 47. Successes: 6.
<WolfosAlly>	(Wolfos Alpha, not Wolfos1)
<DM>	oh
<DM>	same roll, so I'll just keep that
<WolfosAlly>	9-6 = 3 damage - Defense
*	WolfosAlpha takes a nice, painful 3 damage to its side.
<WolfosAlpha>	5h, 0m
<Wolfos1>	6h, 3m
<Wolfos1>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Wolfos1 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3), Wolfos2 (2) and WolfosAlpha (1).
*	Vincent_Blaze prays to Din to give him strength.
<Vincent_Blaze>	$1d2
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<Vincent_Blaze>	6h 3m
<Vincent_Blaze>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3), Wolfos2 (2) and WolfosAlpha (1).
<DM>	*Din hears your prayer, and a light descends from the starry sky upon you, granting you additional strength. You gain +1 dice when attacking for the rest of the battle!*
<Maliki>	awesome
*	Maliki grabs his hammer firmly in his hand and leaps forward with it then lands on his left foot to spin into the attack with the hammer in the right hand bringing it soaring through the air with massive force (Roll courage)
<Maliki>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 6, 7, 5, 8, 10, 7 and 2. Total: 63. Successes: 10.
<DM>	(wait, which target?)
<Maliki>	oh alpha wolf sorryXD
<Maliki>	i just realised i did thatXD
<WolfosAlpha>	$9d10
<Tatl>	WolfosAlpha: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 2, 7, 8, 3, 2, 5 and 4. Total: 47. Successes: 5.
*	WolfosAlpha gets nice and squishy from the hammer attack as blood stains the ground in a gruesome mess of strawberry jello- errr guts and gore.
<Orithan>	O.O
<Vincent_Blaze>	(yummy!)
<Maliki>	"bamm hammer time"
<WolfosAlpha>	$removeme
<Tatl>	WolfosAlpha has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
*	WolfosAlpha is now known as Wolfos2
<Maliki>	(there is something very sattisfing about the idea of putting a hammer through someones head)
<Maliki>	$end turn
<DM>	(lol)
<DM>	(one word, $endturn)
<Maliki>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Maliki has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
*	Maliki breaths in a little to bring out his more agressive voice "ALRIGHT YOU MUTTS GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE YOUR MASTER IS DEAD NOW FLEE FLEE BEFORE ME!"
*	Wolfos2 growls.
*	Wolfos1 readies its claws.
*	Neon_Mercilion strikes Wolfos2. (Courage, Slash.)
<DM>	*The big wolf may be dead, but they're still ready to fight.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 3, 9, 8, 1, 8 and 2. Total: 41. Successes: 4.
<Wolfos2>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 4, 9, 2, 7, 6, 4 and 8. Total: 52. Successes: 6.
<Maliki>	(i may or may not be a little ampedXD)
*	Wolfos2 dodges outta the way.
<DM>	(so much for your lucksacking)
<Maliki>	(must of just been the tourtrial that disliked meXD)
<DM>	(lol)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$endturn'
<Orithan>	(Kappa had worse: Keese would have killed him by getting a perfect roll if Wind didn't reroll)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
<Neon_Mercilion>	6h
*	WolfosAlly uses Fester Wound on Wolfos1 because he forgot the rules of counterattacking.
<WolfosAlly>	(Roll Wisdom)
<DM>	(lulz)
<Wolfos1>	!!!
<WolfosAlly>	$5d10
<Tatl>	WolfosAlly: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 5, 2 and 10. Total: 34. Successes: 6.
<DM>	*Fyi, Shadowosken has been downscaled to -1 Courage and -1 attacking dice.*
<Wolfos1>	$4d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 5 and 8. Total: 19. Successes: 3.
*	Wolfos1 is hit!
<WolfosAlly>	6-3/2 = 1.5 damage rounded + Fester Wound'
<WolfosAlly>	*Deals 2 damage
*	Wolfos1 takes 2 damage and drops down to 4h.
<Maliki>	(wait are we under that still XD)
<Wolfos1>	4h, 0m
<DM>	(yes)
<Wolfos1>	4h, 0m | Fester Wound
<WolfosAlly>	$endturn
<Tatl>	WolfosAlly has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
<CrouchingZoraHiddenDeku>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkVqXBqxROo
<WolfosAlly>	6h 0m
*	Wolfos2 proceeds to attack the one that killed his big boss. SNAAAAAAAA- oh
*	Wolfos2 attacks Maliki with its claws! (Roll Courage)
<Wolfos2>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 2, 6, 3, 3, 9, 5 and 10. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
<Maliki>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 4, 1, 1, 5 and 4. Total: 27. Successes: 2.
<Orithan>	(Ouch)
<Maliki>	2 hearts o.o
*	Wolfos2 lands a painful slash on Maliki, dealing 6 - 2 = 4 damage - defense, + Defense Down
<Orithan>	(Don't forget Defense Down!)
<Maliki>	(i have 6 hearts as a max meaning i'm down to two sorryXD)
*	Wolfos2 feels more upbeat and enraged, grinning with bloody teeth and vicious lookin' claws. Just like EA's customer support!
<Wolfos2>	6h, 3m
<Wolfos2>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Wolfos2 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
*	Wolfos1 takes 1 damage from Fester Wound.
<Wolfos1>	3h, 0m | Fester Wound
*	Wolfos1 goes to claw off Vincent_Blaze's face! (Roll Courage)
<Wolfos1>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 10, 9, 6, 9, 2, 1 and 4. Total: 48. Successes: 5.
<Vincent_Blaze>	$7d10
<DM>	*Vincent just looks so lean there, standin' off to the side, not gettin' hit.*
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 1, 1, 3, 10 and 7. Total: 37. Successes: 5.
<DM>	*UNTIL NOW- oh
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Maliki>	"no way i'm going to scare them off now that i'm hurt like this shoot to kill and all that "
<Wolfos1>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 4, 6, 2, 5, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 51. Successes: 7.
<Vincent_Blaze>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 1, 5, 2, 5 and 6. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
<Vincent_Blaze>	(ping)
*	Wolfos1 slashes Vincent_Blaze across the chest, but the attack is mitigated quite a bit...... man dat armor
<Wolfos1>	7 - 4 = 3 damage - defense, + Defense Down
<Wolfos1>	3h, 0m | Fester Wound
<Vincent_Blaze>	5h
<Wolfos1>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Wolfos1 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Wolfos1 (10), Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
*	Neon_Mercilion pokes Vinceborg/ Vincent_Blaze
*	Vincent_Blaze looks at his new armor that he bought before this quest. how it was so shiny, now with a little scratch. This fills him in rage and swings at wolfos1. (roll courage)
<Vincent_Blaze>	HAAAAA
<Vincent_Blaze>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 2, 3, 2, 4, 5 and 4. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
<Wolfos1>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 1, 9, 3, 9, 3, 7 and 8. Total: 54. Successes: 6.
<Vincent_Blaze>	(fuck)
*	Wolfos1 fears no amount of puny rage. Wolfos1 is hulk strength!
<Vincent_Blaze>	REROLL
*	Vincent_Blaze uses a reroll on himself.
<Vincent_Blaze>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 9, 3, 1, 3, 9 and 9. Total: 49. Successes: 5.
Wolfos1 Wolfos2 WolfosAlly
<Vincent_Blaze>	TT_TT
*	DM drops a rock on Wolfos1 from heaven, causing it to be distracted and lose 1 success on that defense.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Vincent_Blaze>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 9, 6, 2, 2, 9 and 10. Total: 49. Successes: 6.
<Wolfos1>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos1: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 3, 5, 2, 7, 2, 2 and 2. Total: 33. Successes: 3.
<DM>	REVERSE SUCCESSES
<Vincent_Blaze>	6-3=3
<Orithan>	=3
<Vincent_Blaze>	lol
*	Orithan kicks himself out the window
*	Wolfos1 wonders where that rock came from as Vincent splits it in half. Orithan is heard snickering on the other side of the fourth wall as logic continues to facepalm.
<Wolfos1>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Wolfos1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
*	Wolfos1 is now known as X__X
<Vincent_Blaze>	5h
<Vincent_Blaze>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
*	Maliki swaps his hands and swings his hammer up toward the last wolfos  steping into the attack  to allow him to force the attackk in with more force (Roll courage)
<Maliki>	$roll 8d10
<Maliki>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 3, 1, 9, 4, 5 and 9. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
<Wolfos2>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 7, 8, 9, 1, 6, 8 and 2. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
<Maliki>	2h 1m
*	Wolfos2 dodges this hammer swing, unlike his EA-loving boss. Oh..... that's why his boss is dead.
<Maliki>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Maliki has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
*	Neon_Mercilion slashes at Wolfos2. (Courage)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 8, 2, 9, 9, 5 and 9. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
<Wolfos2>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 10, 10, 2, 8, 1, 7 and 9. Total: 63. Successes: 9.
<Orithan>	(Why are you all rolling against its high stat?)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Because my other stats are also low
<Neon_Mercilion>	(It's be pointless.)
*	Wolfos2 continues its luck streak. This is what happens when a Wolfos goes from EA-loving to EA-hating!
*	Neon_Mercilion rerolls Wolfos2
<Neon_Mercilion>	fuck you
<Wolfos2>	woof
<Wolfos2>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10, 10 and 4. Total: 63. Successes: 8.
<Neon_Mercilion>	fuck this realm
<Neon_Mercilion>	I'[m out
<Wolfos2>	WOOF WOOF, MOTHERF-
<Neon_Mercilion>	$endturn
*	Wolfos2 trips over a rock and is forced to reroll.
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
<Wolfos2>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 4, 9, 1, 8, 10, 8 and 5. Total: 60. Successes: 9.
*	Wolfos2 understands the true meaning of christmas.
<Neon_Mercilion>	+recall
<Neon_Mercilion>	$recall
<DM>	(You missed nothing)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(lol)
*	WolfosAlly slashes Wolfos2 (Roll Courage!)
<WolfosAlly>	$9d10
<Tatl>	WolfosAlly: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 8, 1, 8, 3, 7, 9 and 8. Total: 61. Successes: 8.
<Wolfos2>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 8, 5, 5, 10, 3, 5 and 1. Total: 50. Successes: 8.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<WolfosAlly>	$9d10
<Tatl>	WolfosAlly: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 5, 3, 7, 6, 5, 4 and 8. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
<Wolfos2>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 1, 10, 6, 4, 10, 2 and 8. Total: 58. Successes: 9.
<Maliki>	this wolfosXD
*	Wolfos2 has reached godhood.
<Vincent_Blaze>	(I call wolf hax!)
<Orithan>	(When we need Navi instead of Tatl)
<DM>	*KEESE AND CO. will neither confirm nor deny that claim.*
<Maliki>	(We can use rerole on others right?)
<WolfosAlly>	$endturn
<Tatl>	WolfosAlly has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
<DM>	(yes)
<Wolfos2>	$1d4
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
*	Wolfos2 goes to claw off Vincent_Blaze's face! (Roll Courage.... it's the dice man)
<Wolfos2>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 2, 10, 2, 9, 5, 6 and 4. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
<Vincent_Blaze>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 5, 4, 1, 1 and 10. Total: 29. Successes: 3.
*	Wolfos2 deals 6 - 3 = 3 damage - defense, plus refreshing duration of Defense Down
<Wolfos2>	-_-
<Wolfos2>	6h, 3m
<Wolfos2>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Wolfos2 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
<Vincent_Blaze>	4h
<DM>	(oh Defense Down does stack... MISREAD ON MAH PART, SO YOU GOT LUCKY)
<CrouchingZoraHiddenDeku>	 /join #zuchat
<CrouchingZoraHiddenDeku>	 /facepalm
*	Vincent_Blaze casts  Psi Flare on the former EA loving Wolfos remembering the horror that was the sim city launch. (Roll Wisdom)
<DM>	(enjoying your nonfunctional 'a' key, Vincent_Blaze?)
<Maliki>	(he used a in that?)
*	Wolfos2 suddenly experiences the memories of DRM and loses 2 successes on this roll!
<Vincent_Blaze>	I have to bash it
<DM>	(lol)
<Vincent_Blaze>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 7, 8, 5 and 4. Total: 41. Successes: 6.
<Orithan>	Kay, briefly going to get food.
<Wolfos2>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 7, 6 and 5. Total: 30. Successes: 5.
<Wolfos2>	-2 successes
<Orithan>	Be back in about 10-15 minutes.
<DM>	+1 success to Vincent_Blaze, Fire 1 > Nature 1
*	Orithan has quit (Quit: Back to the den)
<Vincent_Blaze>	7-3=4
<WolfosAlly>	(Can someone use this shell while I'm gone?
<DM>	(I'll take it, kick yourself out)
*	WolfosAlly has quit (Quit: Back to the den)
*	Wolfos2 feels a strange, burning sensation to its ribs. Its ribs are gettin' cooked good, and they smell tasty, even to Wolfos2 himself.
<Wolfos2>	2h, 3m
<Vincent_Blaze>	I want that baby back baby back baby back ribs
<Wolfos2>	O_O
<Vincent_Blaze>	4h 2m
<Vincent_Blaze>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5), WolfosAlly (3) and Wolfos2 (2).
*	Maliki goes over to the turrent and aims it at wolfos t2 and pulls the danged triger* (power)
<Maliki>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 7, 2, 5, 8, 10, 5 and 6. Total: 53. Successes: 8.
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*	ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to FireSeraphim
<Wolfos2>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 10, 1, 8, 8, 1 and 8. Total: 45. Successes: 6.
<DM>	*The Crossbow Turret fires a large bolt at the Wolfos, piercing it in the ribs, giving you all the perfect stake to eat its roasted ribs off of.*
<Wolfos2>	;_;
*	Wolfos2 cries juicy tears of bacon grease as it dies.
<Neon_Mercilion>	WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*	CrouchingZoraHiddenDeku leaps in, sneaks a nibble, and bounds away once more.
<Neon_Mercilion>	*Victory fanfare*
<Wolfos2>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Wolfos2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Vincent_Blaze (9), Maliki (8), Neon_Mercilion (5) and WolfosAlly (3).
*	Wolfos2 is now known as X_X
<DM>	$6d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 5, 2, 1 and 3. Total: 25. Successes: 3.
<CrouchingZoraHiddenDeku>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ7gdKT_K5g
<Vincent_Blaze>	where is the BBQ sauce?
<DM>	*The roasted ribs will recover someone's hearts by 3, for whoever eats it.*
<Maliki>	may i ? i'm pretty weakenedXD)
<DM>	(go for it)
<DM>	+15 EXP
<Vincent_Blaze>	go ahead!
<DM>	+$15d8 Rupees
<DM>	$3d8
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 4 and 6. Total: 12.
<Maliki>	*eats the ribs to restore some health 5hs
<Neon_Mercilion>	$15d8
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 3, 2, 6, 2, 5, 5, 4, 5, 5, 2, 1, 4 and 2. Total: 54.
<Maliki>	$3d8
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 3 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 4 and 3. Total: 11.
<DM>	(roll $15d8, I rolled the 3d8 for something else)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$calc 54+75
<DM>	*A Restoration Heart, a Magic Jar, and a Common Ring drop! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-10-post-19.html#pid19
<Vincent_Blaze>	i'll take the heart is everyone doesn't mind?
<DM>	*Grammar minds.*
*	DM runs.
<Vincent_Blaze>	if*
<Vincent_Blaze>	sorry
<Vincent_Blaze>	V_V
<Maliki>	ummm if i incress my health does it restore it self?
<Maliki>	i'll just take what evers left guys
<Maliki>	$15d8
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 6, 1, 1, 1, 4, 1, 8, 6, 6, 4, 3, 5 and 1. Total: 51.
<DM>	are you talking about putting stat points into hearts?
<Maliki>	yeah
<Vincent_Blaze>	$15d8
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 8, 1, 7, 8, 3, 2, 3, 8, 6, 2, 2, 7 and 5. Total: 67.
<DM>	putting a stat point into hearts or magic increases it by 1/1, meaning 1 current heart/1 maximum heart
<DM>	*Current battle has ended, fyi*
<DM>	*Go ahead and update your stats
<Maliki>	i realise that but we don't auto heal do we?
<DM>	Nope, ya don't
<Maliki>	so it just goes up by the number i incress my health by?
<DM>	yeah
<Maliki>	okie
<DM>	FYI, the experience you need to level up to the next level is equal to your current level * 5
<DM>	so I believe everyone's exp should be something like exp=#/20
<Maliki>	indeed^_^
<Vincent_Blaze>	1/20
<DM>	*You hear a disgruntled scream from Mordok suddenly.*
<Maliki>	"oh we should go over there and help i guess?"
<DM>	[Mordok]: WAAAAAAT?! STUUUUUUPID DOGS! Fine den! Yous guys goes in... 'cept you, Macy! 'elp me beat dis liddle girl to a pulp!
<DM>	[Ares]: Hah, bring your whole army on! I can take all of you!
<Vincent_Blaze>	I think she can handle herself.
<DM>	*You notice the battle over there has barely started. It seems the entire time, they were just throwing words and insults at each other. Typical fair when you get two idiots into a fight.*
<DM>	*The remaining three bandits approach you. Their gear sets are all different, it seems.*
<DM>	*Thankfully, there's no Shadowo- actually, there is. Your Wolfos companion still brings the shadows with him.*
<DM>	Enemy Profiles - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-461-post-946.html#pid946
<Maliki>	(does that effect us?)
<DM>	(yes, Shadowosken affects everyone on the field)
<DM>	(everyone without Shadow affinity, that is)
<DM>	(okay, brb 2 minutes while you guys read through the profiles)
<Maliki>	(may have to decied if we wanna keep this guy if we ever get a moment)
<DM>	(if you want his aura off, just say so)
<DM>	$init r
<Tatl>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<Maliki>	hmm well it effects the others too so maybe not what do the rest of you guys think?
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hmm
<Vincent_Blaze>	it is a asset for us to use in battle (why must there be a's)
*	Neon_Mercilion notices Sword bandit's Dragonhide Armor
<Neon_Mercilion>	...interesting
<DM>	(back)
<Vincent_Blaze>	4 on 3 is better than 3 on 3
<DM>	(regarding the aura, it's either on the whole battle or off the whole battle)
*	X_X is now known as SwordBandit
*	X__X is now known as ShieldBandit
<DM>	hmm...
<Maliki>	(lets keep it for now)
<DM>	(also, someone else will need to control the Wolfos)
*	DM switches to Attack on Titan and Kill la Kill OSTs.
<Vincent_Blaze>	DON'T LOSE YOU WAY!!!!
<DM>	lol
<Vincent_Blaze>	YOUR*
<DM>	Don't lose your r?
<Vincent_Blaze>	XD
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<SwordBandit>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	SwordBandit: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<ShieldBandit>	$init 1d9
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
*	ShieldBandit is now known as ArrowBandit
<ArrowBandit>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	ArrowBandit: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
*	ArrowBandit is now known as Wolfos
<Maliki>	$init 1d10
<Wolfos>	$init 1d12
<Tatl>	Maliki: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Tatl>	Wolfos: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Vincent_Blaze>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
*	Wolfos is now known as ShieldBandit
<Neon_Mercilion>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Neon_Mercilion>	fuck
<DM>	(hooray nickchange spam)
<DM>	$init s
<Tatl>	The battle has begun!
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3), Neon_Mercilion (3) and ArrowBandit (1).
*	CrouchingZoraHiddenDeku is now known as ToKillADekuScrub
*	DM burns the Deku Scrub.
<SwordBandit>	$1d4
<Tatl>	SwordBandit: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<SwordBandit>	Yarr, ye be dead fer desertin' da pack, ya gitz!
<DM>	oh yeah, fyi
<DM>	You can cast an Extra Support Spell for 150% of its Magic Cost for no action cost, once per turn
<DM>	just puttin' that out there so you aren't confused
*	SwordBandit casts Veil of Flames on himself as an Extra Support Spell.
<SwordBandit>	?h, 0m | Veil of Flames
*	SwordBandit attacks Wolfos with his Steel Sword! (Roll Courage)
*	ShieldBandit is now known as Wolfos
<SwordBandit>	$11d10
<Tatl>	SwordBandit: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 10, 5, 10, 5, 2, 10, 5, 5 and 3. Total: 65. Successes: 11.
<Wolfos>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 3, 3, 6, 2, 4, 4 and 4. Total: 42. Successes: 3.
<Maliki>	oh no!
<Maliki>	that would kill him umm should i toss a reroll
<Vincent_Blaze>	(such strengh, much pain, very dead, wow)
<Maliki>	(guys?)
<Maliki>	ahh fuck it i like him too much
<Maliki>	*tosses a reroll at wolfos*
<Wolfos>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 9, 10, 2, 9, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 60. Successes: 8.
*	SwordBandit slashes at Wolfos, dealing 11 - 8 = 3 damage + 1 burn damage (Veil of Flames)
*	Wolfos takes the hit painfully and drops down to 2 hearts, wimpering in pain.
<DM>	(Blumenkranz just started playing. Kill la Kill ftw)
<Wolfos>	2h, 3m
<SwordBandit>	?h, 0m | Veil of Flames
<SwordBandit>	$endturn
<Tatl>	SwordBandit has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3), Neon_Mercilion (3) and ArrowBandit (1).
<Maliki>	ok this guy has a heap of courage to maybe a powerstrike?
*	Wolfos growls and readies to strike at SwordBandit. FYI, if Wolfos does this, it'll automatically take 1 burn damage from entering melee combat with SwordBandit.
<DM>	(Anyone wanna change Wolfos' target?)
<Maliki>	it may be best yes
<Maliki>	target the arrow bandit
*	Wolfos changes course to attack the ArrowBandit with a claw attack! (Roll Courage)
<Wolfos>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Wolfos: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 6, 4, 1, 7, 10, 5 and 8. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
*	DM rolls for ArrowBandit.
<DM>	$8d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 3, 9, 6, 7, 3 and 3. Total: 34. Successes: 3.
<DM>	(so much for the glass cannon threat guy)
*	Wolfos rips ArrowBandit to little shreds and pieces of tasty, fresh, meat! KEESE AND CO. adds gravy to ArrowBandit's remains.
*	You are now known as ArrowBandit
<ArrowBandit>	$removeme
<Tatl>	ArrowBandit has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	You are now known as DM
*	Wolfos is awesome after all.
<Wolfos>	2h, 3m
<Wolfos>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Wolfos has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	ToKillADekuScrub leaps in, snatches a taste, then floats away in a whir of flaming leaves.
*	Vincent_Blaze prays to Din to give him strengh duing this battle.
<Vincent_Blaze>	$1d2
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<DM>	*You gain +1 dice when attacking! As the light blesses you, you hear a whisper in your ear...*
<Vincent_Blaze>	7h 2m
<DM>	[Whisper]: Popo was- oh woops, wrong one
<Vincent_Blaze>	AHHH!!!
<DM>	[Whisper]: Here, have the other blessing too.
<DM>	*You have the blessing from the previous battle too! You gain +2 dice when attacking for the rest of the battle!*
*	Vincent_Blaze is gasping for air after hearing the voice of the dev i mean popo.
<Vincent_Blaze>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	Wolfos is now known as ShieldBandit
*	ShieldBandit casts Guard as an Extra Support Spell on himself.
<ShieldBandit>	?h, 3m | Guard
*	ShieldBandit uses Cover on SwordBandit! (If you don't know what that is, look in your Basic Skills)
<ShieldBandit>	Me's tanky. Yous nots gettin' through me, folksies.
<ShieldBandit>	$endturn
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	Maliki grins a little grabbing his hammer firmly and leaps forward then jumps up then brings his hammer down to swings it down at the sheild bandits head with as much force as he can  (Roll courage)
<Maliki>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 6, 8, 9, 3, 2 and 10. Total: 53. Successes: 7.
*	ShieldBandit grins.
*	ShieldBandit has let's see... +7 dice when defending right now.
<ShieldBandit>	$11d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 2, 6, 6, 4, 6, 5, 5, 2 and 1. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
<Maliki>	(hmmmm darn oh well what did i expectXD)
<DM>	(lol)
<DM>	*You hit a nice brick wall as your hammer feels the force of DLC- err... shields up, captain.*
<DM>	($endturn?
<Maliki>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Maliki has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	Neon_Mercilion punches SwordBandit in the face. (Power)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 8, 3 and 4. Total: 30. Successes: 3.
*	ShieldBandit continues to cover SwordBandit and blocks with his heavy shield!
<ShieldBandit>	$12d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 4, 10, 1, 5, 6, 3, 6, 9, 6 and 8. Total: 68. Successes: 9.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(I said Sword.)
<DM>	(Cover)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(...fuck)
Sephiroth ShieldBandit SwordBandit
<DM>	(lol)
<Neon_Mercilion>	Bam
*	Neon_Mercilion bounces back
<Neon_Mercilion>	6h
*	ShieldBandit grins mightily like a Chesire Cat discovering the evils of Popo's smile. ....... that line didn't happen.
<ShieldBandit>	?h, 3m | Guard
<DM>	($endturn?)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
<SwordBandit>	Oh, ye think ye's gots da guts to punch us now, eh?
<SwordBandit>	Den... eat's me sword!
*	SwordBandit uses Cross Slash on Neon_Mercilion! (Roll Courage)
<ShieldBandit>	$10d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 1, 6, 10, 1, 5, 1, 8 and 6. Total: 52. Successes: 8.
<Maliki>	whats the sheild bandit doing this time?
<Neon_Mercilion>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 1, 4, 10 and 2. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
<ShieldBandit>	wait
*	DM transfers the ShieldBandit's roll over to SwordBandit.
<Neon_Mercilion>	lel
<Maliki>	neon's how your health if this hits?
*	SwordBandit lands a bloody strike on Neon_Mercilion, dealing 8 - 4 = 4/2 = 2 damage + 1 burn damage (neutral) - defense, + Bleeding
<Neon_Mercilion>	Oh god
<Neon_Mercilion>	How much damage did I take. ;~;
<SwordBandit>	Hahar!
<DM>	(uhh, you have any armor?)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Nope
<DM>	(3 damage)
<DM>	(plus you're now bleeding)
<DM>	*The blood on the Bloody Edge siphons into the blade itself.*
<SwordBandit>	?h, 0m
<SwordBandit>	?h, 0m | Veil of Flames
<SwordBandit>	$endturn
<Tatl>	SwordBandit has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	ToKillADekuScrub sees the reflection of a certain bloody keese in the blade...
<Neon_Mercilion>	3h | Bleeding
<DM>	(I just realized... I've been forgetting SwordBandit's +2 Courage bonus from his armor.)
<Vincent_Blaze>	(holy crap)
<DM>	*Wolfos proceeds to attack ShieldBandit with its claws! (Roll Courage)
*	DM rolls for Wolfos.
<DM>	$9d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 10, 6, 6, 2, 2, 9 and 4. Total: 49. Successes: 7.
<ShieldBandit>	$11d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 1, 3, 4, 5, 10, 3, 7, 7 and 2. Total: 50. Successes: 5.
<DM>	*Wolfos manages to land a hit on ShieldBandit, dealing 7 - 5 = 2 damage - defense, + Defense Down*
*	ShieldBandit is no longer covering SwordBandit!
*	ShieldBandit takes 1 damage from that.
<ShieldBandit>	4h, 3m | Guard | Defense Down
<ShieldBandit>	Augh, ye stupid scurvy wolfie!
<DM>	*The Wolfos barks happily.*
<Maliki>	(anyone have a got a good wisdom?)
<DM>	*EA cries in the background.*
<Vincent_Blaze>	I got pretty decent
<DM>	*Logic applauds the sudden turn of events.*
<DM>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DM has ended Wolfos's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
<DM>	*Wolfos is at 2h, 3m
<Maliki>	(Try out some magic on these guys)
<Vincent_Blaze>	(already was planning that ^_^)
<SwordBandit>	Ack, ye stupid shieldy guy, yer sposed to protacty mes!
*	Vincent_Blaze casts Psi Flare on SwordBandit while there is an opening. (Roll Wisdom)
<Vincent_Blaze>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 8, 2, 10, 6 and 5. Total: 36. Successes: 5.
<SwordBandit>	$3d10
<Tatl>	SwordBandit: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8 and 4. Total: 21. Successes: 2.
*	SwordBandit is hit! But his dragonhide tunic reduces the damage down, and he only takes 1 damage.
*	DM adds another damage for the heck of it.
<SwordBandit>	-_-
*	DM throws a field effect on the field.
<Vincent_Blaze>	a ping is a ping
<DM>	*FIELD EFFECT - Your party has the high ground. You all gain +1 success when attacking.*
<Vincent_Blaze>	oh yeah!
<SwordBandit>	6h, 0m | Veil of Flames
*	Orithan (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan
<Vincent_Blaze>	6h 2m
<SwordBandit>	Grr... yous and yer stupid hi grund!
<Vincent_Blaze>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
<Orithan>	(Back)
<Orithan>	(Took waaay longer than expected)
<DM>	(That was the shortest 15 minutes ever)
*	ShieldBandit casts Heal Beam as an Extra Support Spell on SwordBandit.
<SwordBandit>	Yous ditz, dat's for when mes almost dead! ARGHIRTY!
<Orithan>	$recall
*	SwordBandit recovers to 8h.
<SwordBandit>	8h, 0m | Veil of Flames
<ShieldBandit>	Err, sorry boss...
<DM>	[Mordok]: WHO SAID HE'S WAS DA BOSS?!
<DM>	*The yell comes from the other battle. The extra minion appears to already be dead.*
*	ShieldBandit uses Cover on SwordBandit again!
<ShieldBandit>	4h, 0m | Guard | Defense Down
<ShieldBandit>	$endturn
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
<Maliki>	"lets try this i was NEVER any good at magic"
<Maliki>	*he raises his hands and pulls them in and pushes out with what ever magical force he can gather at hand blasting the sheild bandit with psi quake*
<DM>	*Not only do you get the high ground, but you get the ground ground, which makes you grounded............. I feel like Fireblast124 took over my brain there for a second, gimme a moment to use Seppuku.*
<DM>	*You will gain +2 successes for this attack instead of +1.*
*	Orithan stops DM from committing Seppuku
<DM>	dangit
*	Fireblast124 lets DM commit Seppuku anyway
*	DM pokes Maliki with a stick.
<Maliki>	roll wisdom
<Maliki>	sorry
<Maliki>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 6, 8 and 5. Total: 30. Successes: 5.
<DM>	+2 succeses
<ShieldBandit>	$11d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 6, 6, 4, 10, 1, 2, 3, 7 and 10. Total: 63. Successes: 9.
*	ShieldBandit can burn in a fire.
<DM>	oh wait, wrong roll
<DM>	forgot, +6 not +7
<ShieldBandit>	$10d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 9, 6, 3, 6, 5, 1, 5 and 5. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
<DM>	.. fascinating
<Maliki>	and with his armour i assume no damage?
<DM>	*Despite your ground ground advantage, your attack lands at ShieldBandit's feet without doing anything.*
<Vincent_Blaze>	(you shake him a little)
<ShieldBandit>	Hah! Is dat da best yous kin do?
<ShieldBandit>	Me's grunty mcshieldy! Ya's not gettin' through me and me thick'eaded skully!
<Maliki>	6h 0m
<DM>	(sure these aren't pirates?)
<Maliki>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Maliki has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
<Orithan>	(So, current stats?)
*	ShieldBandit hears a voice from beyond the fourth wall about pirates and is currently distracted. -2 dice when defending
<SwordBandit>	8h, 0m | Veil of Flames
*	Neon_Mercilion attempts to stab SwordBandit. (Courage)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 9, 8 and 6. Total: 39. Successes: 5.
*	ShieldBandit is still covering SwordBandit.
<Vincent_Blaze>	(far worse than pirates... they're cokney)
<ShieldBandit>	$9d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 1, 2, 5, 8, 3, 3 and 9. Total: 41. Successes: 4.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Bam
*	ShieldBandit is stabbed by Neon_Mercilion's sword, which has +1 success due to high ground.
*	ShieldBandit is stabbed in the knee, taking 1 damage.
<Maliki>	(finaly!)
<ShieldBandit>	Whelp. Dat advencha is over.
<SwordBandit>	AUGH ME'S SURROUNDED BE ME IDOTSIES!
*	Orithan kicks ShieldBandit out the window
<ShieldBandit>	3h, 0m | Guard | Defense Down
*	Orithan has kicked ShieldBandit from #zurpg (You were kicked out the window and landed on-THAT'S CLASSIFIED!)
*	ShieldBandit (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
*	ShieldBandit takes 1 damage from the kick.
<Neon_Mercilion>	3h| Bleeding
<ShieldBandit>	2h, 0m | Guard | Defense Down | The **** did I just take damage from?!
<Neon_Mercilion>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	DM kick ShieldBandit Shut up, that's classified.
*	ShieldBandit takes one more damage.
*	Neon_Mercilion takes bleeding damage.
<ShieldBandit>	1h, 0m | Guard | Defense Down
<Neon_Mercilion>	2h | Bleeding
<SwordBandit>	8h, 0m | Veil of Flames
<SwordBandit>	Wot in da Goddesses creashuns ar goin' on?
<DM>	*As this round starts, Mordok's arm flies through the field.*
<DM>	[Mordok]: GAAAAUUUUUUGH
<DM>	[Ares]: Ooh, it IS red!
<SwordBandit>	Grr, why yous... YOUS ALLS GONNA PAY!
*	SwordBandit proceeds to stab Maliki! (Roll Courage)
*	Orithan cheers Maliki on
<Maliki>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 4, 10, 2, 2, 7, 2 and 4. Total: 43. Successes: 4.
<Orithan>	*From behind the 4th wall.
<SwordBandit>	$13d10
<Tatl>	SwordBandit: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 8, 3, 2, 9, 3, 7, 5, 6, 5, 2 and 4. Total: 67. Successes: 7.
<Maliki>	freck
<Maliki>	reroll!
<DM>	on you?
<Maliki>	yes i think that would be best
<DM>	I hit the wrong roll, I said "Stab', not "Slice" so...
*	DM deducts $3d10 on SwordBandit.
<SwordBandit>	$3d10
<Tatl>	SwordBandit: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4 and 6. Total: 19. Successes: 2.
*	SwordBandit drops down to 5 succeses.
<Orithan>	(So, not that much point in rerolling?)
<Maliki>	i could probly tank that so yeah skip the reroll
<DM>	(uhh, you sure?
<DM>	(stab means +3 damage)
<DM>	(+1 from veil of flames too)
<Maliki>	oh darn sorry i didn't know that XD
<Maliki>	so yeah i better reroll or i'm dead
<Orithan>	(So... Reroll?)
<Maliki>	yeah sorry gotta
<Maliki>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 7, 8, 8, 6, 5, 7 and 9. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
<Maliki>	much better
*	SwordBandit misses Maliki as a dice nicks his sword to the side. Wot?
*	SwordBandit still does 1 burn damage to Maliki, because Veil of Flames deals damage just by entering melee combat.
<SwordBandit>	8h, 0m | Veil of Flames
*	Orithan hurls a bunch of dice from behind the 4th wall at SwordBandit
<Maliki>	"someone get on that dammed cross bow thing and shoot this barstard in the head or something"
*	DM eats the dice and feels his teeth freshen and decay at random rates.
<DM>	okay, DON'T EAT DICE KIDS
<SwordBandit>	$endturn
<Tatl>	SwordBandit has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
<DM>	*Wolfos tries to finish off ShieldBandit with its clawsies! (Roll Courage)
*	DM rolls for Wolfos.
<DM>	$9d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 4, 2, 3, 1, 10, 1 and 8. Total: 34. Successes: 3.
<ShieldBandit>	$11d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 8, 5, 8, 1, 9, 4, 10, 3 and 5. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
*	ShieldBandit COUNTERATTACKS Wolfos.
<DM>	(watch this go even worse)
*	ShieldBandit tries to throw his Boomerang at Wolfos! (Roll Power)
<ShieldBandit>	$3d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4 and 6. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
*	DM rolls for Wolfos.
<DM>	$6d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 4, 9, 8 and 3. Total: 36. Successes: 3.
<DM>	COUNTER-COUNTERATTACK!
<DM>	*Wolfos tries to slash again!*
<DM>	$9d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 5, 4, 9, 1, 2, 2 and 4. Total: 41. Successes: 4.
<ShieldBandit>	$11d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 1, 6, 7, 3, 1, 7, 3, 10 and 3. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
<DM>	*Thanks to a maximum of 1 counterattack allowed per player per turn, this is not turning into an infinite loop.*
<Orithan>	COUNTER-COUNTER-COUNTERATTACK!
*	Orithan is slapped by the 4th wall
Fireblast124 FireSeraphim
*	DM smacks Orithan with Fireblast124's skull, which appears to be hollow. You take no damage.
<DM>	Wolfos - 2h, 3m
<DM>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DM has ended Wolfos's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	Vincent_Blaze jumps on the turrent and fires at SwordBandit. (roll power)
<Vincent_Blaze>	$12d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 1, 8, 2, 8, 1, 3, 7, 5, 4 and 6. Total: 61. Successes: 7.
<SwordBandit>	$6d10
<Tatl>	SwordBandit: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 3, 5, 10 and 5. Total: 40. Successes: 7.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Vincent_Blaze>	$12d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 8, 9, 3, 2, 5, 2, 9, 2, 7 and 2. Total: 66. Successes: 8.
<SwordBandit>	$6d10
<Tatl>	SwordBandit: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 4, 5, 3 and 3. Total: 25. Successes: 2.
<DM>	+1 success from high ground
<Orithan>	(OWNED!)
<Vincent_Blaze>	8+1-2=7
<DM>	*The bolt crashes into SwordBandit, forcing him to stagger back and nearly drop to the ground.*
<DM>	(Yay turret!)
<SwordBandit>	Ack... dat's jus... un... faaaaiiiir......
*	SwordBandit barely remains conscious.
<SwordBandit>	1h, 0m | Veil of Flames
<Vincent_Blaze>	yatta!
<ShieldBandit>	1h, 0m | Guard
<Vincent_Blaze>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	ShieldBandit Covers SwordBandit as his last act of valor.
<ShieldBandit>	Don't ye worry, I'll protect ya!
<ShieldBandit>	$endturn
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), ShieldBandit (7), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
<DM>	*Guard has worn off.*
<ShieldBandit>	...... well ****
<ShieldBandit>	1h, 0m
*	Fireblast124 is now known as Cirn0
*	Maliki rushes forward taking his hammer in hand then sudden swaps from the hammer attack to bring his own sheild to bash agaisnt the sheild bandit (Roll strength)
*	Orithan kicks Cirn0 out the window
<ShieldBandit>	1h, 0m | Defense Down
<Maliki>	(power sorry)
*	Orithan has kicked Cirn0 from #zurpg (You were kicked out the window and landed on Tatl!)
*	Cirn0 (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-178-8.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives voice to Cirn0
<Maliki>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 4, 2, 6, 9, 6 and 1. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
<ShieldBandit>	$8d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 5, 4, 3, 10, 9 and 3. Total: 45. Successes: 5.
<DM>	(I would say +1 success, but you'll do no damage)
<DM>	(so...)
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Maliki>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 2, 4, 2, 10, 2 and 9. Total: 42. Successes: 5.
<DM>	add $2d10 actually
<DM>	Bash is Power +2
<Maliki>	$10d10
<Tatl>	Maliki: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 5, 8, 3, 7, 9, 1, 7 and 8. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
<DM>	+1 success from high ground
<ShieldBandit>	$8d10
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 6, 4, 7, 10, 6 and 2. Total: 43. Successes: 6.
<Maliki>	a damage?
<DM>	(Damage decreased by 1, armor reduces damage by 1 as well... buuuut)
<DM>	*Your shield bash crashes into ShieldBandit. While the impact itself does no damage, due to ShieldBandit's poor knee, the velocity of the hit slams ShieldBandit into the ground, causing his back to break as we LET HIS BODY HIT THE FLOOR.*
<ShieldBandit>	$removeme
<Tatl>	ShieldBandit has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	ShieldBandit is now known as X__X
*	Orithan sends in a Whispy to take ShieldBandit's soul.
<Maliki>	5h 0m
<Maliki>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Maliki has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	Neon_Mercilion attempts to stab SwordBandit. (Courage)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 4, 5 and 1. Total: 16. Successes: 1.
<Orithan>	O.O
<DM>	lemme get this straight
<DM>	you're hitting its high stat
<DM>	with a single success
<Vincent_Blaze>	(thata a whole lotta 1)
<DM>	+ high ground success....
<Maliki>	neon use the blooddy cross bow!
<SwordBandit>	$11d10
<Tatl>	SwordBandit: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 8, 5, 4, 1, 4, 7, 4, 5 and 1. Total: 48. Successes: 5.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Shit)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Forgot about couinter)
*	Neon_Mercilion rerolls self
<Neon_Mercilion>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 8, 2 and 5. Total: 35. Successes: 6.
<DM>	woah
<DM>	WOAH
<DM>	6 +1 = 7
<DM>	(oh)
<DM>	(OH)
<DM>	(that's a stab)
<DM>	+3 damage
<Maliki>	deaded?
<Vincent_Blaze>	(exactly 1...)
<DM>	7 - 6 = 1 + 3 = 4 - 2 = 2 damage
<Neon_Mercilion>	Wheeeeeeeeee
<Neon_Mercilion>	2h | Bleeding
<Neon_Mercilion>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Neon_Mercilion has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: SwordBandit (8), Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
*	Orithan has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Maliki>	wait wait i thought the swordy only had a health left?
<DM>	(gimme a moment)
*	Neon_Mercilion takes 1 bleed damage
<Neon_Mercilion>	1h | Bleeding
*	Orithan (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan
<DM>	*Your sword pierces SwordBandit through the chest. SwordBandit looks down in shock and horror at Neon_Mercilion's blade sticking through his chest. The bandit looks back up and then explodes in a fountain of blood, painting the field red.*
<SwordBandit>	$removeme
<Tatl>	SwordBandit has removed theirself from battle.
*	SwordBandit is now known as X_X
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Wolfos (8), Vincent_Blaze (8), Maliki (3) and Neon_Mercilion (3).
<DM>	$init r
<Tatl>	DM: The bot has been reset.
*	Neon_Mercilion loots the Dragonhide armor and walks off
<DM>	+20 EXP
<Maliki>	"we should spend some time patching our selves up"
<DM>	+100 Rupees each
<ToKillADekuScrub>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ7gdKT_K5g
<DM>	(you all get the +100 rupees instead of rolling for rupees)
<DM>	*All of the bandits' items drop. To the side, you see Ares chaining up Mordok and smiling happily in your direction. You notice a distinct amount of blood on her two swords as Mordok gasps for life.*
<DM>	[Ares]: Here, have these as well!
<DM>	*She throws a few items over to your side.*
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-461-post-946.html#pid946
<DM>	*Dropped items!:
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Already took the Dragonhide armor.)
<DM>	Steel Sword, Bloody Edge, Dragonhide Tunic (snatched by Neon_Mercilion), Heavy Shield, Boomerang, Leather Armor, Bow, Metal Tipped Arrows, Impact Arrows, Level Scope, Big Frigin' Hammer, and Steel Mace
<Maliki>	i'm taking the big freaking hammerXD
<ToKillADekuScrub>	(holy moly)
<ToKillADekuScrub>	(loot pinata)
<DM>	(and someone hit the sack)
<ToKillADekuScrub>	(and the sack hit back)
<Maliki>	i would also like the leather armour but i can't see the stats for that
<Cirn0>	(But not the back)
<AresFarlon>	There ya go, sis! All done and safe!
<DM>	Leather Armor is on the Shield Bandit
<ToKillADekuScrub>	(of the sack)
<ToKillADekuScrub>	(because ow that would be painful)
<Maliki>	i see that but how to add it to my stuff i mean?
<DM>	look under Description
<DM>	there's one for "Add Leather Armor to your Armors"
<DM>	so copy+pasta that to your armor section in your profile
*	TessaFarlon comes out from within the safety of the carriage.
<Maliki>	oh there it is
<Vincent_Blaze>	i think ill take that scope as well that's it for me ^_^
<Maliki>	whats that leave?
<DM>	leave?
<Maliki>	what items are taken and what items are left over?
<ToKillADekuScrub>	- Steel Sword
<DM>	uhhh
<ToKillADekuScrub>	- Bloody Edge
<ToKillADekuScrub>	- Heavy Shield
<ToKillADekuScrub>	- Boomerang
<ToKillADekuScrub>	- Bow
<ToKillADekuScrub>	- Metal Tipped Arrows
<ToKillADekuScrub>	- Impact Arrows
<ToKillADekuScrub>	- Big Hammer
<ToKillADekuScrub>	- Steel Mace
<Cirn0>	- Stoned
<ToKillADekuScrub>	Bloody edge is taken
*	TessaFarlon sees the massacre of the bandits along with the various amounts of blood and goes into the carriage for a moment. After a bit of time, she comes back out, attempting to keep her eyes on the ground.
<TessaFarlon>	*on the non-blood stained ground
<Maliki>	i got all i want anyway
<Maliki>	"Well that was a fun little misadventure"
*	ToKillADekuScrub swoops in and begins snuffling at the loot.
<TessaFarlon>	Th-.... th-thank you for... catching the bandits.
<TessaFarlon>	... the big one, at least.
<Vincent_Blaze>	Agreed. But why did you decieve us?
<TessaFarlon>	Oh, yes...
<Maliki>	"yes that hardley seems nessary"
<Neon_Mercilion>	*Sigh*
<TessaFarlon>	Mordok has been roaming Hyrule Fields for a while, stealing from others and never seeming to get caught.
<Neon_Mercilion>	I have a bit of a dislike for blood
<TessaFarlon>	I set out some rumors in the town to see if I could catch their attention, saying that I was heading to Gerudo Valley at night.
<TessaFarlon>	I brought you all along because... I knew you weren't able to defeat Mordok yourselves, and I hoped Mordok would take the bait... that's why I brought Ares along.
<Vincent_Blaze>	So this was a covert op to catch Mordok then?
<TessaFarlon>	Yes.
<Vincent_Blaze>	*sigh*
*	TessaFarlon bows and apologizes to you all.
<TessaFarlon>	I'm so sorry! I've never been in a battle before... I didn't know it was this dangerous.
<Maliki>	"so what was the agreeed pay this time
*	AresFarlon makes a few rapid fake jabs at her sister.
<Maliki>	"450 ruppes each wasn't it?"
<AresFarlon>	Aaaatatatataaa!
<TessaFarlon>	450? It wasn't that high, it was... 300.... but since you were caught up in a lie...
*	Neon_Mercilion sighs
<Neon_Mercilion>	300 was it.
*	TessaFarlon gets into the carriage, and a moment later, she brings a hoard of rupees back.
<TessaFarlon>	Here...
*	TessaFarlon gives 450 Rupees to each of you all.
<AresFarlon>	Maaaan, you wuss, big sis! You shoulda like, ya know, gave 'em all a niiiiice smoooooochy smoooooochy-
<TessaFarlon>	Ares!
<AresFarlon>	Teehee!
<Vincent_Blaze>	That wouldnt do...
<Maliki>	"i'm sure vincent would love that"
*	Neon_Mercilion walks off a little bit
*	TessaFarlon blushes slightly and turns away.
<Maliki>	"but i'm not particarly intrested my self"
<Maliki>	"now then"
*	Maliki turns tot he wolfos "What are we going to do with this guy?"
<AresFarlon>	Hey, I got the bounty, gimme the Rupees sis!
*	Vincent_Blaze turns to Ares. " who i would want a kiss from is Ares!"
<TessaFarlon>	Grr... get him to the prison and I'll give you the bounty!
<Neon_Mercilion>	So, what are we going to do about this wall blocking Gerudo Valley?
<DM>	*Goin' for the young 19 year old one, eh?*
*	AresFarlon brightens up.
<Vincent_Blaze>	(i'm 21 in game)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Neon is 26.)
*	AresFarlon le-gaps exaggeratedly as well.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(DM.)
<AresFarlon>	Me? Really?! You wanna smooooooochy smoochy me? Okay! Try it!
<Neon_Mercilion>	(You forgot to add a fight against a Goriya-I mean what.)
<DM>	(DANGIT)
<Vincent_Blaze>	okay then!
<DM>	(I killed you at least, but I'll Goriya you later)
<DM>	*Vincent...
*	Maliki walks over to the wolfos and smiles a little and takes a moment to examin the collar and chain attached to it to see if he can remove the chain at least
<DM>	*Roll Courage vs. her Courage to see if you even make contact*
*	Vincent_Blaze closes his eye and makes a kissy face towards her. (roll courage)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(ROFL)
<Vincent_Blaze>	$12d10
<Tatl>	Vincent_Blaze: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 1, 4, 1, 2, 3, 3, 7, 9, 7 and 3. Total: 44. Successes: 3.
<Maliki>	(i canna belive this shitXD)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(FAIL)
<Cirn0>	(Results will be hilarious)
<DM>	(You know what the best part of this is? You're both Level 5+)
<AresFarlon>	$24d10
<Tatl>	AresFarlon: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 4, 4, 8, 9, 2, 6, 9, 7, 9, 8, 7, 6, 1, 5, 3, 4, 9, 1, 5, 1, 4 and 5. Total: 125. Successes: 14.
<Neon_Mercilion>	FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Neon_Mercilion>	*()
<Maliki>	*somehow he manages to kiss her elbow?*
<DM>	*Vincent, your kiss meets Ares' shield as she kicks you in the shin for a COUNTERATTACK!* (Roll Courage)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(O_O)
<Maliki>	"bwahahah"
<Vincent_Blaze>	I shall not roll as this his is a symbol of her love!
<AresFarlon>	$22d10
<Tatl>	AresFarlon: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 4, 6, 5, 9, 6, 2, 2, 10, 3, 7, 1, 7, 1, 3, 9, 8, 4, 3, 7 and 1. Total: 112. Successes: 13.
*	AresFarlon sweeps Vincent_Blaze to the ground and follows up with another kick to Vincent's chest.
<AresFarlon>	$22d10
<Tatl>	AresFarlon: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 4, 5, 5, 8, 3, 8, 3, 7, 4, 5, 5, 5, 8, 3, 2, 3, 7, 8, 10 and 9. Total: 117. Successes: 14.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Well
*	AresFarlon knocks Vincent_Blaze out with her kick.
<Neon_Mercilion>	You certainly do remind me of someone
<AresFarlon>	Oh?
<Neon_Mercilion>	...Except he probably would've been successful.
<AresFarlon>	Teehee! Who?
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Garrath-I mean what.)
<ToKillADekuScrub>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=178v0Kz_xT8&t=33s
*	DM slaps Neon_Mercilion around a bit with a rainbow trout. A trout of many colors!
<Neon_Mercilion>	(But yeah, Neon ALSO knows Garrath.)
<Vincent_Blaze>	...it seems that i will never get that kiss....
<DM>	(Maybe you should GET UP the COURAGE to do it?)
<AresFarlon>	Aaaanyhow, I gotta drag this thing back!
<AresFarlon>	Teeeeeeessaaaaaa! ... I need the carriage.
*	TessaFarlon is already walking back to Hyrule Castle as the sun perks up in the distance.
<TessaFarlon>	Hmph!
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Soooooo tempted to drop a Garrath on you guys.)
<Maliki>	"should of kissed the other one vincent"
<AresFarlon>	W-w-w-w-ha?! B-b-but... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRAG THIS FATSO OVER THERE?!
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Since we're technically done with the quest. XD)
<DM>	(And that's what she gets with having a Power stat of 2)
*	Orithan has quit (Connection reset by peer)
*	TessaFarlon suddenly turns around and waves at you all.
*	Maliki uncollars and chians the wolfos "you have been very good and usefull to us your free to go home if you wish or you can stay with me if you like hmm?"
<TessaFarlon>	If you want to visit me, you can find me at the South Inn in Hyrule Village! Good bye!
*	Orithan (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan
<Neon_Mercilion>	...Wait
<Maliki>	*unchains*
*	Vincent_Blaze waves back still crying from the beating that he took.
<Neon_Mercilion>	How are you going to get back to hyrule without an escort? Hence why you recruited us in the first place?
<DM>	*The Wolfos looks up towards Maliki and nods. It readies itself for a battle as Maliki's side. I think it wants to stay as your companion.*
<DM>	*Hyrule Field is only dangerous at night.*
<Maliki>	"good ^_^ glad to have you with me"
<Neon_Mercilion>	(...oh. lol.)
<DM>	*Annnnd that's a wrap, folks! Enjoy spending your 450 Rupees from the reward!*
<DM>	-=QUEST END=-