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- Lesta Nediam LNC2017-06-25 1945 +nationalparksign
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- +nationalparksign . __ Yes - you can find videos where a large number of these inept and ill-prepared baby pandas are being held by a "panda nanny" for various photo opportunities.
- Given that they are all of an *equally adorable size* it suggests they were all born at around the *same time*.
- Somewhere in China there must be a rather successful *baby panda factory* - perhaps near an iPhone factory!
- That could explain why the Chinese install netting around their more depressing factories - not for suicide prevention but because pandas are such clumbsy climbers!
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- +nationalparksign . __ Something I did not mention earlier: There was some nice *shaky camerawork* on the sickly baby pander before it hilariously fell (and then the camera steadied). Also - just prior to falling the camera conveniently zoomed out (slightly).
- I'm sure such preemptive camerawork is just a "nutty coincidence" - *but it's a coincidence I've noticed throughout many panda videos.* The camera often zooms and pans _as needed_ before something hilarious happens.
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