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- Jeremy
- Bucket of lava
- Applejack rapist
- >Briny humor in Requestria.
- >Your hot dick brings Applejack to your house.
- >And she's like, "Ah wanna fuck you."
- "Fuck that, you're a crazy cunt."
- >So you slam the door right in her face.
- >Head over to the fridge and open the safe in there.
- >Then open the safe in that.
- >And the one on the side of that one.
- >So you can press a pinky sized button.
- >The wall behind your couch goes up and the couch goes down to reveal...
- "Jeremy! Hey bro, how's it going?"
- >His pickles float around in the briny water.
- "That's great to hear!"
- >Pick him up and the entire room goes back to normal.
- >A pounding is heard on the door.
- >"Ya can't ignore me forever!"
- >That's true... You can't.
- "I'll be right there!"
- >You can hear her sigh in relief.
- "Jeremy you pose as me!"
- >Put him down in front of the door.
- >Quickly run over to the black box in the corner labeled, "Impossibilities"
- >Take from it a bucket of lava.
- >For some reason it doesn't burn you when you touch it.
- >Huh.
- >Walk over to the door.
- >Get on the floor.
- >No dinosaurs will be done.
- >Open it.
- >Then place the lava above the door.
- >Applejack walks in and then burns to death in the lava.
- >But you can't stop it in time to grab Jeremy.
- >He screams for you to go on without him so you run out crying.
- >It burns down your house and nearly kills you.
- >You stand outside of your house and have a silent goodbye for the best god damn jar there ever was.
- >"Anon!"
- >Applejack's voice snaps you out of staring at a computer screen.
- >Minecraft is on.
- "Damn it, I need to stop playing this."
- >Get off the computer and see Applejack outside.
- >"Hey Anon! Ya never leave yer house anymore! Ah was wonderin if maybe ya wanted to go on a date er somethi-"
- >Slam the window shut.
- >Lock it.
- >Run over to the door.
- >Lock it.
- >Back to Minecraft it is.
- >Totally better than fucking Applejack.
- >Go over and open the closet.
- "Good thing that never happened."
- >Hug Jeremy.
- >Good end.
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