Lemvt: I also happen to be an obygyn.
MrsLashayJordan: okay :)
Lemvt: You see
MrsLashayJordan  hands the banana a cup and a wipe, please go to the restroom and wipe from front to back
Lemvt: we met in the frozen pizza section of an Aldis
Lemvt: WHOA
Lemvt: AS A DOCTOR
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Lemvt: THAT IS NOT PROPER PROCEDURE
Daeras  sniffles, crying banana tears into her husband's chest
Lemvt  glares
Daeras: Do they treat me like this because I'm a banana and you're a lemon...?
Daeras: I thought people were over such misconceptions!
Lemvt: I guess so honey.
Lemvt: Listen here rap icon and booty lady Nucki Minag
Lemvt: MY banana DESERVES proper treatment and respect
Lemvt: Like ANY other fruit
Lemvt: THis is a serious matter.
Daeras: I knew this wasn't safe, Lemon.
Lemvt: As you know
Lemvt: because bananas can't give proper birth.
Daeras: It's 2017 and people STILL discriminate against interfruit relationships
Lemvt: Trump is ruining america
Daeras: Even though he's basically one of us.
MrsLashayJordan: well you may go to a different clinic and have them take a look at your banana
Lemvt: PEople think it's okay to hate again
Daeras: An orange.
Lemvt: Oh.. I thought he was a ginger root
Lemvt: I'll be damned.
Daeras: Decieving, ain't it?
Lemvt: Yep.
Lemvt: Or a sundried tomato on a hot summer day
MrsLashayJordan: lol
Daeras: Pesto, anyone?
Daeras: We were wondering, when our interfruit baby is born.
Daeras: Would it be possible to put it in the blender with the rest, and make a smoothie?
[3:57:30 AM] Diana (Vytrael): MrsLashayJordan: omg.
MrsLashayJordan: that's not right
Lemvt: Yeah we put our others to good use
Lemvt: I mean
Lemvt: fertlizer for other lemons and bananas
Daeras: We care about nutrition, Miss.
Lemvt: Since they're mutated
Lemvt: Lananas, scientifically speaking
MrsLashayJordan: so you want to put your interfruit baby in a blender
Daeras: Our little lananas are angel <3
Daeras: angels*
Lemvt: We thought about naming this one Clarence.
Lemvt: CLARENCE IS HIS NAME MISS
MrsLashayJordan: okay Clarence
Daeras: Clarence will be a great addition to our growing family.
[3:58:14 AM] Diana (Vytrael): Lemvt: And by growing we mean, like literally... cause he will be fertlizer for the next harvest.
Daeras: We have to get ready for the next season, you see.
MrsLashayJordan: mhm
Daeras: We need to breed as much as possible.
[4:00:49 AM] Diana (Vytrael): Lemvt: WE also need fertility meds or whatever procedure possible to ensure we have a multi lanana birth
Lemvt: WE are in compettition with those god damn neighbors next door
Lemvt: you know what I mean
Daeras: Some of our little lananas are born in-vitro
Lemvt: their Squashmato is already in college.
Daeras: That's how we got our darling lanana triplets
Lemvt: Awee I miss Clarg Clarf and Raymond
Lemvt: RIP
Daeras: They were good for last year's season.
Daeras: Made the harvest shine, truly.
Lemvt: Oh the fields were glorious honey
Daeras: I am so proud of them.
KashGood: lol
Lemvt: Ahh yes
Daeras: But, we want to ensure that Clarence's birth goes well.
Lemvt: Yes, since he is an only child this time
Lemvt: And not to mention an enormous fuck up.
Daeras: He takes after you on that, honey...
Daeras  cough
[4:01:08 AM] Diana (Vytrael): Daeras: He takes after you on that, honey...
Daeras  cough
Lemvt: He already drinks three beers a day. Mommy makes sure he gets all his nutrition
Lemvt: BITCH WHAT YOU CALL ME
Lemvt: /ME slaps
Lemvt  slaps
MrsLashayJordan: May I help y'all. If not i'm sorry but I will have to ask y'all to leave
KashGood: lol
MrsLashayJordan: z
Daeras  banana tears
Lemvt: Oh....
Daeras: HE BEATS ME, MISS
[4:01:54 AM] Diana (Vytrael): Daeras: HE BEATS ME, MISS
Lemvt: it's because we aren't vegetables.
Lemvt: or CARBS?
Daeras: My Lemon husband is abusive.
Daeras: The real reason I came to you, tonight
Lemvt: I'll turn you into custard
Daeras: Is to get away from him.
Daeras: Please, Miss.
KashGood: lol
MrsLashayJordanMrsLashayJordan WhisperAdd Friend: oh wow
Lemvt  pulls out gun
Daeras: He said he'll peel me tonight
[4:02:42 AM] Diana (Vytrael): Lemvt  waves gun around shouting.
MrsLashayJordan: lol
Lemvt: YOU CANT MAKE ME
Daeras: I had enough lemons
Lemvt: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Daeras: I'm sorry, Honey.
Daeras: I was cheating on you this whole time
Daeras: With the Tomato.
Lemvt: with who
[4:03:20 AM] Diana (Vytrael): KashGood: he clearly gone bananas
MrsLashayJordan: haha
Daeras: HE'S STILL QUESTIONING HIS SEXUALITY
Lemvt  fires at bananas.
KashGood: i peel you
Daeras: He doesn't know if he's a fruit or a vegetable
KashGood: i mean feel you
KashGood: z
Daeras: He's very confused right now
[4:05:01 AM] Diana (Vytrael): Lemvt: I just thought we could be family, Banana.
Lemvt  sobs more
Lemvt: I just... I...
Daeras: I'm so sorry. I can't do this anymore.
Lemvt: I love you..
Daeras: I'm withering here...
Lemvt  points gun at myself. PLOTTWIST
Lemvt: Then ILL DO THIS
Daeras: I spent my best ripe years on you!
Daeras: And for what?
Daeras: Just so you can call me FAT?!
Lemvt: BLENDERS
Lemvt: THATS FOR WHAT
KashGood: all of a sudden i got thirsty
Lemvt: SO WE COULD PUREE OUR CHILDREN
Lemvt: INTO LANANAJUICE
[4:05:40 AM] EႦσɳყSσυʅȥ: What am i reading
[4:05:49 AM] Diana (Vytrael): Interfruit Soap Opera
[4:06:39 AM] Diana (Vytrael): Lemvt: I SWEAR ILL DO IT
Daeras: I wasn't thinking straight
Lemvt: ILL
Daeras: NO HONEY
Lemvt: ILL PULL THE TRIGGER
Daeras: PLS FORGIVE ME
KashGood: auntie you got sugar and water?
MrsLashayJordan: yes
Lemvt  looks at Banana teary eyed before lip quivering, pulls the trigger and falls to the flood, juices pouring onto the poorly applied linoleum.
Daeras  falls to her knees in tears
Daeras: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KashGood: i have a feeling we gone have lemon juice for months
Lemvt  dead
MrsLashayJordan: haha
Daeras  AND SCENE
Daeras: Thank you.
Daeras: Thank you very much.
Lemvt  stands up and bows.
[4:07:36 AM] Diana (Vytrael): Daeras: We want to bring a smile all over IMVU
Daeras: SO
Daeras: Shit, she left.
Daeras: Fuck.
MrsLashayJordan: haha
Daeras: This is awkward.
MrsLashayJordan: z