Raritys New Suit

>You are anonymous
>and you are so sick of rarities bullshit
>she won't listen to a God damn word you say and what your fashion senses are
>you don't want to walk around with diamonds and emeralds in your clothing all the time
>and it took a hell of a lot to get her to scrap the pastel abomination she originally made for you
>but sadly you are not a bastard
>when someone makes you something
>when someone does something nice for you
>you can't help but say thank you and go along with it
>even if you don't want to
>only reason to even stood up to rarity in the first place was because of how fucked that clothing was
>But you know just how to get back at her
>they say revenge is a dish best served cold
>and it spends three God damn months
>it took a long time to find fabric you needed
>it took a long time to find the exact color of it
>and it took even longer to figure how to sew it together in such a way that would not fail
>but you did it
>with little bit of Fluttershy's help
>who she knew how to sew that good.
>And you decided to give her what you made at a pinkie party,
>a place where she wouldn't be willing to freak out
>tell you go fuck yourself
>more so than that
>a place that you can use this same guilt she put on you on her
>it will be glorious
>Ever since you start talking the pinkie you figured out you can have a lot of fun with getting her throw a party for the most random bullshit possible
>and this party
>this one is probably the most retarded one yet.
>The world didn't end today party,
>you can say this about almost every single day in Equestria and it wouldn't even be that much of a surprise,
>granted the world almost ends here more often than it does on earth
>right now that's besides the point
>you got her throw a party for the whole town for next to no reason.
>And you brought a present,
>pinkie has no idea who it's for
>no one has any idea who it's for right now
>you want them to just have a party
>forget about it
>you decide to let rarity have a few drinks
>let her have a little bit a cake
>let her socialize just a little bit
>until you thrust what you created at her and you are in a make her suffer,
>you made damn sure to get her to say she had no work
>that she had nothing planned for tomorrow
>that she had no reason to leave the party early
>hook line and sinker
>you set the trap
>It isn't too long before you decide now this is the moment
>you give her the present
>you decide that she needs an audience when you give it to her,
>oh will she love it.
>Normally this mare loves attention
>but the moment she rips through that paper and gazed upon what you created
>all she wishes she could do is make everyone go away.
>What sits in a box is a full body suit that is annoyingly fluffy,
>in fact you believe the fabric that you use had to be special ordered just to have three times the length of a shag rug carpet,
>and as she gazes at it with wide eyes
>she doesn't want to offend you
>she doesn't know what to say
>beyond thank you trying to cover up her disgust for it look
>you can see it in her eyes
>and you go in for the kill
Why don't you try I'd love to see you wearing right now
>If looks could kill,
>if looks could kill,
>she has no answer for this,
>she's not wearing any clothing
>there is nothing stopping her from wearing it
>your even suggesting she where right now
>and she knows she can't back out
>she knows it's going on her one way or another right now
>and because it's a public area
>she can't tell you what she really thinks of it
>it was a gift to her
>she can't really throw back in your face
>partially because she's just not that kind of a pony
>the more pressing issue is the whole town is watching her receive a gift that you made for her
>and you're not laughing
>your not treating this like a joke gift
>your treating it like a serious one
>as a thank you for her making you all your clothing,
>her eyes just go wide,
>imaginative pinkie pie ODed on cocaine
>if that was even possible,
>just imagine pinkie pie's eyes going wide,
>and look rarities giving you and that abomination you created,
>the pinkie OD looks doesn't have shit on that.
>Dejected
>head down to the ground
>she goes off towards pinkie's room so she can at least have some privacy while she changes,
>you have the decency to make pinkie go in there and help her into her clothing
>she has no idea she's being used as a pawn right now
>she just wants to help her friend,
>all you want is to make sure she doesn't try and escape out the window
>with pinkie
>the person who's just throwing this party in there
>she won't be able to
>the guilt be too much.
>10 minutes later
>and probably a few tears
>and self-respect going down the toilet
>rarity emerges from the room in what could quite possibly be the fluffiest fucking suit ever created in the history of Equestria,
>she looks absolutely fucking ridiculous,
>some ponies are laughing at her
>not you
>oh God not you
>you walk up to her with a straight face and say
it looks good on you darling, what ever could you be complaining about,
>ponies who overhear this don't understand what you mean
>but rarity knows
>it's what she told you when she gave you your first suit
>and that's all that matters
>she fucking knows why you did this
>she doesn't like it
>and she knows you will play it off as you never meant it like that if she were call you out on it right now
>it would just make her look like an asshole
>but she knows you embarrassed her for a God damn reason
>You lean and then just ask her,
are we going to have a problem the next time I request clothing and don't like the flamboyant designs you make
>when she looks at you she squints and  says
>“no darling I don't believe we will.”
>As you start walk away she pulls you back down just ask you one more thing
>”how long am I to where this, I'm…”
>You cut her off right there by saying
how long that I have to wear your first design.
>She winces at knowing just what you meant by that
Don't worry rarity you can take it off when you get home
But your keeping it on the rest of this party

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