Holstaurus story Pasta

>You try to talk to her.
>What could wrong.

>As you start talking, you stumble in your words.
>The more you talk, the worse the situation becomes.
>Spaghetti starts to fall out off your pockets.
>The situation becomes too awkward. Any chance of getting into relationship with her is now gone.
>You run away from the whole situation, cursing your incompetence to talk.
>You never hear of her again, and in all honesty, that is probably a good thing.

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